darkSpyro

No, this is not for the colideing thing this is just a regular short stories with Comedy!

Episode 1 Bloody Murderer

Spyro went in his room and was horrified! He was a Murderer!
Spyro rushed to Cyril.
"Hey, Spyro! I've got you something.... Crest Jell!" exclaimed Cyril as he held out a bottle that wa labeled Crest Jell.
Spyro twitched in horror.
*Dun! Dun! Dun! Dun!*
Cyril looked over to Volteer with a spoon in his paw banging against a plate.
"Sorry!" said Terridor.
Cyril looked at Spyro.
"I say, what is wrong with you, Spyro?" asked Cyril.
"I'm a Murderer, I'm going to go to Jail!" shouted Spyro as he looked at the word Jell on the bottle.
"Spyro, how is that?" asked Cyril.
Spyro dashed into his room and brung out a Red Tomatoe.
" I Murdered my Tomatoe!!!!" screamed Spyro.
Terridor sat down on the couch and turned the T.V. on.
T.V.: Ignitus, the fire Guardian hass unleashed his true color, he has Murdered a man who took the last Chocalate bar out of the Bending Machion! That's why he is Red!
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Hope you liked the first Eposode because Spyro sure didn't!

LOL!

Thanks!
(Spyro thought he murdered his Tomatoe because it's red!)
(Ignitus is red because he's a bloody Murderer!)
I'll have my next episode up soon.

That wasnt even a story yet its funny!

Well it's just a regular Comedy Fanfic. with Mini-stories!

Still!!

Episode 2 Dragon Egg

Two thieves were fighting over a Dragon Egg at Thieve's Guild.
"It's mine!" "No it's mine!" argued the Theives.
The thieves were have a hard time tug-o-waring the egg.
"No it's mine!" argued one thief.
"Fine!" said the other thief as he let go of the egg and his arivel fell into toxic waste!
The Thief pulled out an egg.
"He felt for it!" exclaimed the thief.
Spyro spotted the Thief and got the egg from him!
"Oh Man!" complained the Thief.
Spyro went back to the Temple and put the egg on the table.
Spyro left the room.
The Next Day,
Spyro went down stairs to find Volteer cooking.
"What are you cooking?" asked Spyro.
"Eggs!" replied Volteer.
Spyro looked over in the yard, a dead baby hatchling was laying there with egg fragments around it.
"You......" said Spyro in rage.

Except for the hatchling

That prooves how dum Volteer is!
And how smart that Thief is! (Lol! Made the other fall into toxic Waste!)
Well, I had to put the hatchling some where.......

.....

that was funny!!poor hatchling...

What's the funniest parts so far?
Anyways, heres more:
Episode 3 Ripto's teddy!

Ripto laid in bed with his teddy.
"Good night, teddy!" said Ripto as he put his Cepter on his table.
Ripto fell asleep not even noticing the Red eyes of his teddy glowing.
Ripto had a dream about him being chased by a teddy bear.
Ripto woke up.
"Teddy?" asked Ripto as he saw that his teddy was out of bed.
The Teddy bear turned it's head around showing it's evil red eyes and grin.
The Teddy bear jumped ontop of Ripto and attacked him!
"Ahhh!!!!!" screamed Ripto.
The Next day,
Ripto's head was sitting on a chair, Gulp size in the kitchen.
"I wonder where Ripto is..." wondered Crush.
Then Ripto spotted a huge green but coming down on him!
Gulp sat down with his butt on Ripto not even knowing.
Gulp made a huge fart.
"Ew........" breathed Ripto.

lol!I like it!

Ahh, not as good as the last two, but

Episode 4 Preostoric Spyro

Spyro had a bad day, he wnted to go back in time so he invented a time machion.
Spyro threw a loli-pop in the machion.
"Give me back my loli-pop screamed Ripto as he jumped in the vent that said: Power Chopper.
Ripto and the loli-pop were both chopped to pieces.
"It worked! It's alive! Oh wait, that's the wrong line!.........." said Spyro( The loli-pop was the power to make it work)
Spyro appeared in a preostiroc land, Spyro was a giant Dragon.
"I went too far back!" exclaimed Spyro.
Ripto was a small meat eater.
Ripto shot blasts of magic at Spyro.
"Pretty Fireworks!" said Spyro.
Spyro walked ahead and stepped on Ripto.
"You -" shouted Ripto as animal sounds went on and on.
Spyro grabbed a Banana and a few twigs and made a wacky Time Machion.
Spyro went through time.
Spyro looked around, everything was whie, no land, nothing.
"Oh no! I went to the end of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"shouted Spyro.

NOERROR

LOL!!!

Episode 5 Moneybags' Death!

Spyro and the others were out camping.
Spyro looked over to Volteer, who was roasting marsh mellows on Terridor's head.
The Ground started to shake.
"Earth quake!" shouted Spyro.
"No, it's apple pie on a stick with fug rounds inside!!!!!!" corrected Volteer.
Spyro frowned.
Spyro saw a Volcano erupting!
Spyro flew up to the Volcano top and landed.
Moneybags walked up.
"Pay me to stop this volcano!" ordered Moneybags.
"Fine!" not thinking, Spyro gave Moneybags all his gems and grrabbed Moneybags' waste and stuffed him in the Volcano lid!
"I hamghhhffff a chamthfreghghgfff fomtheff imhgidmrh!" Struggled Moneybags with his head inside the volcano and his waste clogging it up!
"What was that? Push deeper? Okay!" replied Spyro as he stuffed Moneybags deeper into the volcano.
Lava blurst out fo teh volcano and shot Moneybags far away onto land, laying on his back.
He dropped his bag of gems right infront of the lava and jumped for it!
Lava flowed over Moneybags, all that was left of him was ash.
"Hurry!!!" shouted Spyro, for the Lava was all wasted on Moneybags.
Spyro went back to the camp site.

HAHA moneybags died

Yep! More:
Episode 6 Mystery theif (Part 1)

Ignitus walked into the room.
"Everyone! Someone has stolen my chocolate pudding! We must investigate!" exclaimed Ignitus as he looked around.
"It's just pudding!" exclaimed Terridor.
"No, it was my one made right out of the toilet!" shouted Ignitus as he started to cry.
Later,
"So you say you were watching T.V?" asked the Police.
"Yes, I was watching Math for stupid dorks!" exclaimed Volteer.
"Okay..." said the police as they walked over to Cynder.
"Mame, what were you doing when this happened?

Episode 6 Mystery Theif (Part 2)

"I was walking around in the Hatchery when I heard a crash, I went into the Kitchen and saw that the window was broken!" exclaimed Cynder.
"Okay, mame." said the Police.
The Police walked over to Spyro.
"Mr., what were you doing at this time?" asked the police.
"I was sleeping when I saw a rock in the air!" said Spyro.
"I see....." said the Police.
The Police went over to Terridor.
"What were you doing, Terridor?" asked the Police.
"I was just waiting around in my room when someone pooshed me out the Window! All I found was that the Window was slamed shut!" said Terridor.
"I see, we must find this crook!" said the Police as he walked over to Sparx.
"Cook? I didn't know there was a cook in here!" exclaimed Ignitus.
Avoiding Ignitus, "What were you doing, Dragonfly?"asked the Police.
"I was just flying around outside to get some fresh air, I am Famous you know!" said Sparx as he showed them a picture of him pitching a base ball.
"I am Sparx, the great!" said Sparx.
"Right." said the Police as they took the card.
The Police walked over to Cyril.
"What were you doing?" asked the Police.
"I was putting on Crest Jell when I saw from the reflection of the mirror that my towel was missing! I put it there 2 hours ago!" exclaimed Cyril.
"Yes, I see." said the Police as they went over to Ignitus.
"What were you doing?" the police asked.
"*BURPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!*" Ignitus said.
"Tell us!" ordered the Police.
"Okay, I was taking a little flight around the Temple when something hit me! I Crashed down to the ground." said Ignitus.
"Okay, I think I know who did it!" said the Police.
"I believe it was you, Mr. Sparx!" said the Police.
"Me?!" shouted Sparx as he tried to throw a rock, but the Police stopped him.
"A Good Clue! Your Baseball Card said that your a left hander, what you are doing right now is throwing with your right hand!" exclaimed the Police.
"Okay, so I'm not Sparx, the great, but people think am becuse I look like him and have the same name, I stumbled upon Ignitus's Pudding.
I reached out a hand to grab it when the lights turned out!" exclaimed Sparx.
"Okay, then here is the real Crook!" said the Police.
You see, one of you is lieing, let's see, Volteer was watching T.V. when Sparx crashed into Terridor and sent him out the window, Sparx hit the window during the reck and went flying, while the Window slammed shut.
Ignitus grabbed a rock and threw it at the Window, that was when Spyro saw the rock. The rock hit the window and broke it, that was when Cynder found the Broken Window. Ignitusent to Cyril's bathroom and stole his towel, Ignitus left, at that time Cyril discovered that his towel was gone, he went to go look for it. At that time Sparx tried to steal Ignitus's pudding, but then Volteer turned the T.V. off, the lights must of had the same frequency because they turned off, at thta time Ignitus stole the pudding by useing Cyril's towel to not leave any finger prints! The only thing Ican't udnerstand is why Ignitus would steal is own Pudding!" exclaimed the Police.
"Because I'm loco!!!" responded Ignitus.
And so the Case of the missing Puddin has been solved!

Episode 7 Moon
"I'm gonna be the first to go to the moon!" exclaimed Volteer.
"You idiot, someone's already gone!" shouted Ignitus as he smacked Volteer in the head with a pan.
With the help of Spyro, Volteer and everyone else lifted off in the rocket.
In Space,
Alien: Sir, a upcoming object is coming, I think it is a Meteor.
Captain: No! It's just a packof dimwits about to head towards the son.
Spyro and the others went past the UFO and towards the sun.
"We're going to burn to ashes!" shrieked Cyril.
"I knew I should have went to Idiot Ignore School." said Ignitus.
"A orange cookie! I'll right this down." said Volteer as he took out his notebook.
"That's not a cookie, it's the sun!" exclaimed Terrador.
Volteer looked at the buttons on the control panel and saw a button.
"Crash......... land........ immeadeatly, I don't know what that is, but I like pressing buttons!" said Volteer as he pressed it.
"No!" everyone, but Volteer shouted.
Cynder fell out of a open window.
"Hehe. Cynder the she-dragon dies afterall!" laughed Sparx as the Rocket swirved and crashed into Earth's moon.
Everyone grabbed a space suit and oxygen tank and went outside.
"The Moon." said Spyro.
Volteer bit his oxygen tank and blew a hole in it.
"Volteer, that tank may look like a 2 leter, but you shouldn't -" began Terrador, but he was cut off.
"hhrrerhhfghhhhhhhhhhhhhrrr.........." breathed Volteer as he ran out of breath.

Episode 8 Opperation Jail Bust

Ignitus was on the couch watching t.v. when a S.w.a.t. team busted down the door and grabbed him.
"We got you now, Chocolate Bar Murderer!" cried one of the men.
"Spyro, help!" cried Ignitus as he was taken away to jail.
Spyro told everyone what had happened and they all made a plan to bust Ignitus out of jail.
"Okay, Volteer, you sit out here and keep guard, Terrador, you will be the one lowered down into the Jail hall. Cyril, you will be the one lowering him, Cynder, you distract the guards, Sparx, you make the police go in a differen't direction by acting like a speeding car, I'll try to find the key for Terrador to let Ignitus out." said Spyro, going over the plan outside the jail.
Everyone but Volteer and Terrador went towards the jail.
Everything was according to plan, until they had to lower Terrador.
"Okay, Terrador, here is the key." said Spyro.
A paw took the eky as he was lowered down.
"Volteer! What are you doing down there?" shrieked Spyro.
"Um...." started Volteer.

*Shows Volteer beating up Terrador and stuffing an apple in his mouth*

"Oh well, but Volteer, you better not mess up again!" cried Spyro.
Volteer was lowered down into the jail hall.
Ignitus stood in one cell.
Volteer ran up to the cell.
"Get me out of here!" cried Ignitus.
Volteer took out the key and then slammed the cell down.
Cynder was distracting the guard when the guard turned around and saw Volteer and Ignitus.
"Hey!" cried the guard.
Cyril looked down to see what was going on and then grabbed on to the rope and tried to pull them up.
Volteer yanked hard and Cyril fell in.
Spyro tripped on Terrador and they both fell in.
Then Sparx was shot down into the cell.
The guard stomped his foot.

Spyro, Cynder, Terrador, Cyril, Ignitus, Volteer, and Sparx stood in differen't cells and glared at Volteer.
"What?" asked Volteer.

Episode 9 Killer Clown

Spyro sat in a tent at the carnivel, "Volteer, are you ready to go?"
"Volteer!" cried Spyro after no answer.
"Quiet! I'm getting my face painted as a pony!" cried Volteer.
Ignitus smacked Volteer beside the head.
"Owww!! Why did you do that?" asked Volteer.
"Because you are a retard!" cried Ignitus, smacking him again.
Everyone else had stayed at the temple.
Suddenly a clown came up and killed Ignitus.
"Killer clown!" screamed Volteer.
Spyro wacked him in the head.
The Clown killed Volteer and Spyro and then cried out, "Diaria Rules!!"

Episode 10 The War of the Idiots

A huge explosion shot through the temple as everyone shot their guns.
Ignitus shot a bazooka at Volteer.
"Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa Bazookas are funny!" laughed Volteer.
He blew up into pieces of yellow.
A sharp piece hit Cyril and killed him.
Terrador shot a cannon at Spyro and Cynder.
Cynder fell over on top of Sparx and they both died.
Spyro shot a riffle at Ignitus.
Ignitus threw a grenade at Terrador and killed him.
Spyro threw an atom bomb.
Ignitus jumped out of the way and made a timer for a mecha bomb.
Spyro shot a riffle at Ignitus's heart and killed him.
Spyro walked up to the mecha bomb and looked at the timer and how far it would go.
He threw the bomb as far as possible.
The bomb went into space and exploded.
The explosion hit the moon and made it go towards Earth, causing Gravidy loss.
Everyone died.