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Why does the song Santa Baby exist [CLOSED]
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761
#1 Posted: 01:38:35 14/12/2015 | Topic Creator
Why does the song Santa Baby exist
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#2 Posted: 02:06:35 14/12/2015 | Topic Creator
I WILL KINKSHAME YOU!!! SANTA BABY IS CALLING SANTA A DILF!!!!!
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
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#3 Posted: 02:45:42 14/12/2015
Baby It's Cold Outside is worse.
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#4 Posted: 02:52:27 14/12/2015
id always let santa be my dilf smilie
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#5 Posted: 02:55:39 14/12/2015
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: StriderSwag
id always let santa be my dilf smilie


I'm right here.



SANTA =/= SATAN
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761
#6 Posted: 02:56:33 14/12/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: CAV
Baby It's Cold Outside is worse.


you

i like you


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Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: StriderSwag
id always let santa be my dilf smilie


I'm right here.



SANTA =/= SATAN



i dunno, they both of S in their name could christmas have been a lie this entire time?????
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#7 Posted: 03:00:22 14/12/2015
Some people just have a fetish for old fat bearded men dressed in red outfits that watch you while you sleep.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:00:56 14/12/2015 by Badwolfmichael
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#8 Posted: 03:00:49 14/12/2015
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Some people just have a fetish for fat old men dressed in red outfits that watch you while you sleep.



oh stop you're turning me on too much
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#9 Posted: 03:01:41 14/12/2015 | Topic Creator
I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!
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#10 Posted: 03:06:17 14/12/2015
I'd like to point out Michael Buble sang Santa Baby a while ago, and he could've made it super gay but he changed the lyrics like a wimp and now I'm mad.

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I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!


i love my sexy Santa daddy
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#11 Posted: 03:12:18 14/12/2015
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: StriderSwag
SANTA =/= SATAN


Put the 'n' at the end and you've got Satan. Can confirm since I am both Satan and Santa.



o bby smilie
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#12 Posted: 03:16:04 14/12/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
I'd like to point out Michael Buble sang Santa Baby a while ago, and he could've made it super gay but he changed the lyrics like a wimp and now I'm mad.



When I first got the album, I was hoping he didn't change the lyrics. I think I would like it more if he kept the original lyrics.
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#13 Posted: 03:17:20 14/12/2015
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: StriderSwag
id always let santa be my dilf smilie


I'm right here.



I don't like it when you flirt with people who aren't mom, dad.
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#14 Posted: 03:18:43 14/12/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StormDragon21
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I'd like to point out Michael Buble sang Santa Baby a while ago, and he could've made it super gay but he changed the lyrics like a wimp and now I'm mad.



When I first got the album, I was hoping he didn't change the lyrics. I think I would like it more if he kept the original lyrics.


i looked up the lyrics to his version and im laughing so hard, you can see the strain of trying to make all the gifts as MANLY AS POSSIBLE. "I've been an awful good guy" IM LAUGING

hypermasculinity at its finest.
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#15 Posted: 03:19:52 14/12/2015
Quote: Sesshomaru75
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o bby smilie


r u ready 4 me to stuff ur stockings smilie smilie smilie



lemmie lick ur candy cane smilie

i wanna drink ur milk while u eat my cookies smilie

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Quote: StriderSwag
I'd like to point out Michael Buble sang Santa Baby a while ago, and he could've made it super gay but he changed the lyrics like a wimp and now I'm mad.



When I first got the album, I was hoping he didn't change the lyrics. I think I would like it more if he kept the original lyrics.


It would have been better otherwise.

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Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: StriderSwag
id always let santa be my dilf smilie


I'm right here.



I don't like it when you flirt with people who aren't mom, dad.


i am mother now
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#16 Posted: 11:59:33 14/12/2015
Because some women have a fetish for Santa Claus. I can see Eartha Kitt seducing Santa even though Mrs. Claus would probably castrate him thus his iconic ho ho ho, along with what is a man's biggest pride, will never sound the same again.
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#17 Posted: 14:10:04 14/12/2015
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#18 Posted: 14:48:19 14/12/2015
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Quote: StormDragon21
Quote: StriderSwag
I'd like to point out Michael Buble sang Santa Baby a while ago, and he could've made it super gay but he changed the lyrics like a wimp and now I'm mad.



When I first got the album, I was hoping he didn't change the lyrics. I think I would like it more if he kept the original lyrics.


i looked up the lyrics to his version and im laughing so hard, you can see the strain of trying to make all the gifts as MANLY AS POSSIBLE. "I've been an awful good guy" IM LAUGING

hypermasculinity at its finest.



I mean, Michael Buble isn't exactly a paragon of masculinity.....
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#19 Posted: 18:19:47 14/12/2015
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
i looked up the lyrics to his version and im laughing so hard, you can see the strain of trying to make all the gifts as MANLY AS POSSIBLE. "I've been an awful good guy" IM LAUGING

hypermasculinity at its finest.


It could've also just been an attempt to avoid those gay jokes that people were clearly going to make about it (as sorta already seen here).
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#20 Posted: 18:42:44 14/12/2015
old and rich man attract woman nothing to see here
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