darkSpyro

My computer crashed after clicking on this topic...

I tried that glitch a couple of years ago. Trying to do the glitch was harder than the final boss...

What did you just say about me, you little scrub? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in SpeedDemosArchive, and I’ve been involved in planning numerous routes, and I have over 300 confirmed WRs. I am trained in RNG manipulation and I’m the top runner in the entire speedrunning community. You are nothing to me but just another game to run. I will beat you so fast with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, scrub. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of TASers across the USA and your games are going to be TASed so well that they won't function afterwards. You’re dead, scrub. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can execute frame-perfect tricks on you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed speedrunning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the AGDQ community and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you off the face of the continent, you little scrub. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn scrub. I will do frame-perfect execution all over you and you will drown in it. You’re too slow, kiddo.