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Headcanon on a specific skylander [CLOSED]
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1 Posted: 21:01:03 13/11/2015 | Topic Creator
i imagine this ****er as the biggest asshole ever

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why you ask?

before superchargers, i imagined him as a asshole leader, who took advantage of others and who dive clops blindly looked up too. i also thought he would be in a relationship with stormblade, and proceed to cheat on her.

AND HIS IN GAME DIALOGUE IS HIM BEING A LITTLE MONEY HUNGRY SNARKY SON OF A *****

now i hope in the TV show he would be a PG rated asshole

but this is fanfiction gold right here!
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#2 Posted: 21:04:37 13/11/2015
sounds familiar
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Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#3 Posted: 21:05:26 13/11/2015
Spitfire is a jerk,that's canon. I actually kinda like that at least one Skylander is genuinely kinda poisonous to be around since he talks Buzz down and keeps acting like he's above his teacher/general. Blades was written to be one in the comics but he learned that it gets people killed real quick, while Spitfire met fiery death and came back.
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Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3367
#4 Posted: 19:27:22 15/11/2015
want some more

Spitfire will hit on ANY lady. Even if they are married/taken

Spitfire discrimates against Bowser and DK.
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#5 Posted: 19:44:52 15/11/2015
Id say Spitfire is more arrogant then a jerk.

Also I think its kinda unfitting for him.

Anyway here are my headcanons

Once a Skylander is placed of the PoP, they permanently return to Skylands. Taking them off the portal sends them to where ever they want to go, whether it's home, the hub or even still on the "level" they were sent to.

Reposes aren't the characters themselves but instead upgrade trophies made by the Portal Masters that give them the ability to purchase that wow-pow.

Every song that plays in every level in the series, is actually there. This is all due to MAGIC!

Zap's adoptive parents are a gay eel couple.

Spyro has a pet Cloudbreak Chompy named Fangs, who he adopted during the events of Swap Force.

Gill Grunt's leviathan is also his pet and is named Neptune.

Riptide named his Sword fish Caramel, Hammerhead Anthony and his Killer Whale Killey.

Hoot Loop loves making riddles, most of which his friends can't solve and neither can he.

Spyro has a secret crush on Roller Brawl, which is one of the many reasons he and Kaos don't get along.
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willster8 Gold Sparx Gems: 2383
#6 Posted: 19:50:45 15/11/2015
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Id say Spitfire is more arrogant then a jerk.

Also I think its kinda unfitting for him.

Anyway here are my headcanons

Once a Skylander is placed of the PoP, they permanently return to Skylands. Taking them off the portal sends them to where ever they want to go, whether it's home, the hub or even still on the "level" they were sent to.

Reposes aren't the characters themselves but instead upgrade trophies made by the Portal Masters that give them the ability to purchase that wow-pow.

Every song that plays in every level in the series, is actually there. This is all due to MAGIC!

Zap's adoptive parents are a gay eel couple.

Spyro has a pet Cloudbreak Chompy named Fangs, who he adoted during the events of Swap Force.

Gill Grunt's leviathan is also his pet and is named Neptune.

Riptide named his Sword fish Caramel, Hammerhead Anthony and his Killer Whale Killey.

Hoot Loop loves making riddles, most of which his friends can't solve and neither can he.


Not sure what to think of this one :P

But the rest are pretty sweet
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:50:57 15/11/2015 by willster8
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#7 Posted: 20:01:15 15/11/2015
Quote: willster8
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Id say Spitfire is more arrogant then a jerk.

Also I think its kinda unfitting for him.

Anyway here are my headcanons

Once a Skylander is placed of the PoP, they permanently return to Skylands. Taking them off the portal sends them to where ever they want to go, whether it's home, the hub or even still on the "level" they were sent to.

Reposes aren't the characters themselves but instead upgrade trophies made by the Portal Masters that give them the ability to purchase that wow-pow.

Every song that plays in every level in the series, is actually there. This is all due to MAGIC!

Zap's adoptive parents are a gay eel couple.

Spyro has a pet Cloudbreak Chompy named Fangs, who he adoted during the events of Swap Force.

Gill Grunt's leviathan is also his pet and is named Neptune.

Riptide named his Sword fish Caramel, Hammerhead Anthony and his Killer Whale Killey.

Hoot Loop loves making riddles, most of which his friends can't solve and neither can he.


Not sure what to think of this one smilie

But the rest are pretty sweet


I was pretty LGBT supportive at the time I thought of it and just kept it because why not?
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Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#8 Posted: 20:17:33 15/11/2015
Wait they're making a Skylanders T.V Show?
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5781
#9 Posted: 21:28:40 15/11/2015
What's headcanon?

Normally I could figure it out just by looking at people's posts, but I'm impatient.
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Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#10 Posted: 21:47:14 15/11/2015
Quote: Wreckingball13
Wait they're making a Skylanders T.V Show?


They had plans for a cartoon since 2012 I think,but only now that Acti has an actual team for shows and movies they're going to start off with it next year. Spyro,Stealth Elf and Eruptor are major characters.

*dances to the current lack of gill grunt*
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#11 Posted: 21:51:03 15/11/2015
Oh I'm sure Gill Grunt will have a big role, he is Spyro's best friend after all.
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#12 Posted: 13:43:26 17/11/2015
Spyro has officially been replaced.

All hail Spitfire as the new Skylanders leader.
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Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#13 Posted: 01:22:25 18/11/2015
Quote: ZapNorris
i imagine this ****er as the biggest asshole ever


At first I read "as" as "has".


I was incredibly confused since Spitfire doesn't even have a lower body...
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#14 Posted: 01:44:59 18/11/2015
I just realized Spitfire is just a head, arms, and wings.
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#15 Posted: 02:44:33 18/11/2015
Quote: Mesuxelf
I just realized Spitfire is just a head, arms, and wings.



I don't know what's worse, the fact that he can drive without legs, or the fact that he's a mythical dragon made of Fire that still probably knows how to use his MOTHER ****ING TURN SIGNAL.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#16 Posted: 02:45:41 18/11/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: ZapNorris
i imagine this ****er as the biggest asshole ever


At first I read "as" as "has".


I was incredibly confused since Spitfire doesn't even have a lower body...


everything changed when the skylanders went to prison
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#17 Posted: 15:30:22 19/11/2015
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: ZapNorris
i imagine this ****er as the biggest asshole ever


At first I read "as" as "has".


I was incredibly confused since Spitfire doesn't even have a lower body...


everything changed when the skylanders went to prison


Good times.
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