darkSpyro

Ive noticed people making up stories about spyro characters so i decided to make a story myself. stay tuned

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(before beggining there might be several different stories)
chapter1:meeting cynder
spyro was walking down holding his favorite shape shifting cube. walking down he saw another dragon she was cute pink and black she was holding a sphere that can shift shape.spyro felt bored he walked up to the dragon and said hey what the (cencered) is that thing?.cynder said its my favorite morphing object i named him george.spyro said george more like badgeorge.well whats your favorite? duh its right here infront me me a shape shifting cube.cynder: aw yea i bet my sphere can be better at anything in... my big book of catalogs then your thingy.spyro:bring it on (cencered)!they both met up at cynders cave...

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chapter2:cynder was wrong
spyrok lets see... how bout an explosive.cynder:lets go.spyro jabs his paw at his cube outside of course and it starts beeping.spyro:ahh i gotta throw this somewhere!cynder:no! not my cave...no!not my pet ghost...no! not my pet rock!spyro throws it at the lawn there was a flash of light but no explosion.spyro:aww thats it! im gunna eat you!after having him throw up his cube it was cynders turn.she taps her sphere and...it starts to send sparks out.she said yea its working!!!spyro:cynder that things gunna blow up!booooom!cynder:ahhh my arm, wait it worked.a moment later after cynders arm was re attacted cynder said ummm a lock? spyro:yea!cynder:loser.spyro punches cynder in where she got sticthes.cynderw my arm. cynder puts her sphere outside the front door.a man came he kicked the sphere and it rolled away then she used cynders keys which cynder forgot to put in her pocket to open the door.after beating the man to come back later spyro put his cube on the door the man comes back... then the sound of gun fire ripped the air.the man fell down. spyro with a gun sticking out from his back trying to hide it said... it worked!

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chapter3:awkward
after they got rid of the body that mysteriusly dropped dead it was spyros turn to choose the next itemspyro: lets try telescope.cynder:sure.spyro raised his shape shifting cube it turned into a telescope.spyro:ahhhhhh the sun ahhhhhhh my eyes my beautiful beautifil eyes!cynder:alright my turn...she raises her sphere forgetting to change its shape...cynder:i see the sun its white and round like my sphere and its beautiful. they both failed that one but then cynder changed her sphere into atelescope anyway knowing she lost... she looks threw it and sees spyro blinded by light he starts swaying.cynder:spyro spyro what are you doing?...spyro throws up on cynders pet rock.then walks into the outhouse which is on top of a hill and very unstable.after cleaning the rock cynder went into the outhouse spyro still was blinded because he kept swaying and the house wasent stable he knocked it over and it went bumbing down the hill... splash!cynderh oh oh my why would you do this to me what did i ever do to you its everywhere now oh its everywhere oh its going into my sticthes oh god it smells horrible too.
cynder ended up forgiving spyro spyro forgot it was cynders turn to choose and cynder let it go.spyro:how bout this one.he points at a random thing smiling...spyro is wearing sunglasses because of his incident...spyro:i cant read what it says cynder:an energy drink!spyrok!!!! he was still blinded so when he pointed at cynder he poked her in the eye. spyro gets another cube and mixes it in the blender he drank it. spyro:mmmmmmm! and he rubbed his stumic.
cynder:hehehe spyro doesent know it but im adding a little something extra to make it good.

chapter4:i cant think of the title at the moment.cynder:hay! you volenterred to write this! just gimma a sec cynder: oh you better come up with a title.
cynder puts brocli in blender along with one of her extra spheres.a moment later she drank it cynder:mmmm spyro wrote it down it was a succes then cynder spit it ut on spyros back and threw up on spyro.after a bit of cleaning and spyros eyes reverting to normal.cynder said... your mom!spyro:alan aka spyroxxx4 said not to use launguage like that.cynder:but shes really right there.cynder points to spyros mom in the catlog.spyro:can we please just do something else?cynder:fine well do this mop. spyro:after i show you my dictonary.cynder rolls her eyes.cynder puts her sphere in the toliet and throws up the last bit of that drink she had in her then she starts scrubbing... it was a falure.cynder:you know it still taste very good.cynder licks the brown stuff off the sphere.spyro:cynder! thats waste cynder:gasp Alan:no its chocolate havent you noticed the toliet was made out of candy?cynder:so thats why it didnt work.spyro:quiet you!alan:yes sir.spyro takes a scrub and brakes the toliet of candy by accident with the corner of his cube.spyro:aww.
cynder:lets try a pool floater.spyro:your on. cynder lunges into the pool with her sphere tyed to her stumic....cynder:it worked!spyro:come on cube i know we can do this... an hour later after cynder happily swimming.cynder:hey spyro how ya doing...ha!alan:cynder i think hes really hurt.cynder:i said ha.cynder walks up to spyro and farts in his face.alan:what was that for?cynder:the title of chapter is awkward.alan:thats chapter 3 not 4.cynder:have you thought of a title yet?alan:noo...alan:ahhhhhh!cut cut cuuuuut!

chapter5shud up!alan:but but i didnt even get to say anything =[

cynder was on her computer playing runescape there was a explosion and there stood spyro at the door.spyro:me and my cube want a re macth.cynder:youve been in my pool for like 10 months.alan:hehe everyone thought you were gunna say 10 minutes.spyro:quiet you!cynder:i dont accept.spyro:well this is gunna be a boring chapter.spyro:bet ya 20 red gems you cant go a day only using your left front paw.cynder:sure...cynder:what cha doing stalking me.spyro:making sure your left hand does all the work.alan:and shes walking on all fours.cynder:shud up.spyro contiuned to follow cynder in the bathroom... in the shower...cynder got soap in her eye alot of soap.and shampoo.in the car cynder crashed her car into a number of cans and had trouble accelerating and braking.at school. cynder wrote her report and got a b- for handwriting she slapped spyro with her left paw and went off.and when cynder took a dagger to sharpen her claws blood splattered on her face.she couldnt take flight to get to certain parts of her home and she tried climbing walls and fell down and blood splattered on her face.cynder then she was outside just enjoying the view...spyro:ahhhhhh!help me cynder!wait... arent you the guy who types things.alan:yea but i felt bored.alan held spyro neck and held a shotgun.alan:gimme your money.spyrok but i beg of you not to hurt me.spyro takes out coupons.alan:what i dont exept coupons.spyro takes out his credit cards.alan:what i dont accept credit cards.spyro takes out a check book.alan:what i dont exept checks.spyro takes out a laptop.alan:what i dont exept online credit.spyro then whacked his tale really hard on alans private part alan:awwww spyro:take that!alan:you dont let me go i shoot you friend.spyro:you dont have the guts bang!cynder:ahh my left arm.ill shoot more people. you dont have the guts. bang! cynder and spyro: mom!well i still bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.spyro:i still dont think oh forget this cynder knock em out.cynder charges and slapps alan with a wounded tired weak arm.cynder i wont wount towards this towards the bet...to be continued because this is getting long

chapter4:continu---cynder:shud up!
cynder:i dont beleive you!spyro:just do it. no. just do it. no .do it. no .do it.no. do it(34 minutes later) do it. no. do it. no. do it.alan:can i just go home i dont want your money anymore.spyro then beats alan down.yea we did it!cynder:alright they high fived eacth other.spyro:you just used your right hand and its 3 seconds before the day ends you owe me 20 (cencered).
end of chapter 4.alan:yea yea i know its kinda short but i couldnt thing of anyth---cynder:hay! i said you can only type for 5 sec you typed for 6.alanh come on its my first time typing in the end.cynder:i dont (cencered) care!alancries)

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chapter5: due to short on thoughts there will not be a tittle.
it was only april fools day spyro awoken to the smell of rotten eggs. it was his yearly nightmarecome true april fools day where cynder sets traps everywhere. as he placed his foot on the floor three x tra strong mouse traps clinged to him with a strong jump of pain there were lasers attacted to the mouse trap as you can guess spyro was severly injured. he carried alot of health gems so for now things were ok the door opened and a box of cement showered him he was stuck and it took a while to break free even with earth breath.he managed out the front door with cuts and bruses all over. he got into his car and activated a stink bomb.while driving spyro called cynder on his newly pink cellphone he got the answering machine. please leave a message after the beep spyro: i know how to use a answering machine ya know for delevery options press 1 for balance check press 4 for directions pres 8 to repeat this message again press 11 spyro: there is no 11!!!!! *beeep* cynder:hi spyro just made it back to my cave! spyro: i dont suppose you can disarm the traps you set? cynder:itll cost ya spyro: come on cynder: fine since you wont survive that i cut your brakes lol joking spyro:yea cynder:but i did spyro: yea yea april fools again. as cynder closes her jeweled cellphone a loud screaming followed by a loud screeching followed by a loud crash edmitted from the phone.cynder was already outside when. a dragon came crawling to her help me im having a heart attack cynder then put her lips on the male dragon and he said ahh get off it wuz just a joke uhh ahhh i really think i haveing heart attack ahhhhhhh cynder:wow your good your not even breathing...some people take this too seriously.
id like to take this moment to thank wanderist his comment inspired me to type more

His cube like Robix Cube! I love those things ain't they just amazing!! They train the brain and are fun!! I take one for school now I have gotten new one!! Anyway....

chapter6:no title needed.
spyro was already done with his fifty pages of homework and already on his computer (for a few hours now).spyro:hey writer i read that! anyways he was on runescape in a player vs player battle against someone named s e x y chick and he got owned in one hit. spyro: who the hell is her? (note DONT meet someone in real life when metin runescape) meanwhile on the floor below him, cynder: awww yea pwned in one hit. (hours later) im not going to get into details but lets just say there going to meet in real life. spyro put on his knights helm and a small rocket turret on his back along with other heavy combat equipment. meanwhile cynder was also getting readyshe placed a small turret on her back and a medium helmet (the ones you see in runescape) as well as grenades atached by a belt on from her left shoulder to her right leg she stood on her hind legs to put on her platebody and when she bent down her platelegs teared just like how pants tear. cynder turned redand got another set of platelegs cynder:yea thats write the boy who types this keep typing funny stuff thinking you can hurt me. eventually at a part they were face to face. the battle lasted long unfortunatly cynder got shot down from a rocket and she fell into a dirt castle and then slid into a dirt wall with dirt spikes then into a wall of rocks that easily smashed due to all the armour spyro walked in slow motion towards her (they didnt know they were fighting each other) spyro raised his claw blood leaked from cynders teared armour and wounded flesh in an instand cynders turret fires inside spyros rocket as everyone can guess the park was totalled there helmets were off both were badly wounded there last sigh was seeing each other and everything went black. it was a counsidence they woke up at the same time in a hospital next to each other sparx who was visiting was asleep under spyros paw hoping it would offer protection under cynder.

chapter7:a turn of life omg for once you made a title. alan: i was low on thoughts.

it was only weeks ago i found a wrapper in spyros bed when i got home now i am so newvous what to do he could be cheating on me well its time i make a move on him...
as spyro walked into his bedroom the lights went open cynder was already she turned on the boom box and made a move slowly towards spyro.boombox: playing grease summernights. when cynder finnaly reached spyro cynder pushed her onto the bed when cynder was about to get onto the bed she slipped on a banana peel. ok ok! you got me i used your toothbrush to clean the kitty pool. cynder just frowned and said ok i found this! (shows wrapper) it was morning and spyro wriggled his way out of the situation. cynder knocked spyros door open! and as shes walking she slips on another banana peel. 10 more minutes cressel. dats it theres only one way to handle this! spyro is wide awake. cynder draws out a dragonslayer blade. *gasp*! *fart* we take turns cutting each other last one standing is right! spyro slowly backs away and slips on a banana peel

thats also where i got the idea from i was looking at my rubix cube and was like if it can change color pattern why not shape...

this is just like family guy

chapter:... oh forget this im not making up any more of these titles
so it was when i went to school you know the usual running late to class then just cutting class beating up teachers. and man we got a hudge amount of homework as usual. so after school we beat this poor little dragon up. he was only a freshment i woulda asked spyro to join but he never does these things... oh yea and we pooped in the dragons face. when it wuz my turn i had diarrhea and gas xd . so when i got home i got someone to do my homework for me. spyro was hiding from ember as usual. the guardians were talking while drinking tea.well about the wrapper in spyros bed... i know what hes doing... hes grown fatter and he cant stop himself from eating now xd ive got a plan as usual. the next morning spyro snuck up to spyros bed bring and early, she slowly closed the door. then she banged a wooden spoon on a pan wake up spyrooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. 5 more minutes... (5.00001 minutes later) wake up spyro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 more minutes. so cynder dragged him down onto the streeet. and cynder slowly tyed spyros neck to the bumper of her car and started hitting full speed. spyro was being dragged at 100s of miles an hour and hes still in his sleep. cynder drove back to the lot and spyro was still sleeping and dirty. cynder untied spyro awww he was working so hard he fell asleep cynder moved her head close to spyros. yuck i think ill hang out with him after he takes a bath. *runs away*...*runs back* *farts in spyros face* *runs away*as you can guess spyro woke up to the stench of rotten eggs and he had no clue what happened but he didnt care. meanwhile *starts dancing* do the atlas! get down get down. :volteerholds sniper) cmon iggy stop dancing.
thanks golden eye you motivated me to keep typing.

chapter tittle. a altered mood.
four whole weeks have passed it wasent supposed to be like this. ignitus has fallen from a snipers silencing shot. the assasinator is yet unkwown.
i was sleeping outside i saw a bloody dragon clown holding a chainsaw i yelled to my friend he screamed back and walked away. so now that ignitus is gone i dont know what to do. his funeral was the usual.
it was a windy day there wasent much to say. (a month later) so valteer was identified he was the assulter he was to murdered.i flopped onto the couch and swicthed on the hd tv. wacthing a murder show a man was holding a bloody knife all fresh and all leaking with blood (duh).
yea i know this passage was very short but i am running short on thoughts at the moment

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so it all started cynder and spyro and their friend uhh what was his name? was it f fl flame thats it anyways they were walking home from school they got home. there was a knock on the door when they looked a mysterries dark dragon was their a chill slivered hrought their spines who is she? i dont know SHE LOOKS HOT. it worsened they dragons started spying her everywhere well i saw her when i was taking a hudge dump. *flashback* so it was flame on the potty looking at a comic book on spiderman and it smelled worst than a skunk juggling dead skunks flames eyes darted like 2 degrees north and there she was just standing there right in front of him. i saw her as well when i was target practicing. *flashback* so it was a stormy night cynder was flying all over the place her scales had a dark aura around her the mystery dragon stood there constantly turning to face cynder. this was bad her cloak flapped voilently in the wind but she stayed there... i saw her too (narrorator: aww shucks now im gunna have nightmares) so it was 11:59 i needed to take a leak and a shower so i went in the bathroom that for some reason smelled horrible *blushes* i locked the door and closed the light i turned on the shower and in the mirror it was faint but i saw her. not only that said cynder shes in all of our past photos look. *cynder showed flame and spyro the photos. there layed that dark dragon. this is really bad. for the next weeks they took pictures of each other for kicks and there she was in the new photos as well. she was dark glowing jeweled red eyes her cloth was teared at the end it was dirty but she didnt seem to mind.hmmm said spyro flame and cynder both blurted what? that girl that salked us dudnt she follow us from school to home? come to think of it your right.it is very possible she came from school. maybe its that new girl the one who came in the same exact mili sceond as i did. there wasd a low moan behind a door they slowly crept towards it. ok... 1 2 ok lets just charge said spyro they broke the door in 47 pieces then they kept on smashing the pieces for an hour. there layed the dragon on the ground. who are you what do you want from us? are you staright? are you cold? are you hungry? want some hotdos and a blanket? are you gunna kill us? wanna do it? ????????????:flame? ye ye ye ye ye yea? flames mother: its your mother! you forgot to do your chores =). oh yea and you left your friends bathroom stinking like dead skunks worst even.

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