darkSpyro

I heard Shyamalan's new movie not only sucks, which in itself isn't surprising, but also his weak attempt to say "**ck you!" with (spoilers) an old man shoving his dirty diaper at the camera while the message of the story "Old people are gross and creepy and should be hated." I've had this idea for a while but I thought what better time to share my film pitch idea with you all to coincide with The Visit. I want Shyamalan to do this because I think it's up his forte. It's set in New York about an arrogant man whose life turns upside down and he struggles before seeking redemption. The protagonist/anti-hero of this story is a stereotypical Jersey Shore-style douchebag named Vinny, who has it all and always boasts about it to everyone, much to their annoyance.

One day, Vinny is in a train in New York going to people how great he is as it's okay to go on like that, then a screenwriter wearing a long brown coat and holding a laptop case, ergo obviously played by M. Night Shyamalan, tries to walk pass Vinny to sit away from him. Vinny steps up in front of M. Night asking what's his, just putting out his chest in front M. Night, who's quietly and politely asks to move out the way so he can pass. Vinny gets all huffy and keeps asking M. Night if he has a problem with his swag. Keeps hassling the man before bumping his laptop off his and accidentally breaks it by stepping on it. The screenwriters falls to his knees as Vinny ruined all his work and slowly steps back up, gives Vinny the evil stare and points his finger at him. "I... CURSE YOU!" before walking pass him at last. Vinny has no idea what he's talking about but quickly forgets what happened resumes to his douchebag-ways.

Later that night in his big apartment, Vinny takes his a random woman back to his apartment for some sex after a wild party. As the two get it on, midway through, you can hear sparkly noises like magic and there's some golden glow which causes the woman from being the woman to being the man, much her delight but Vinny knew something wasn't right. After they were done, the two discovered that...



What a twist and it's at the end of first act as oppose to near the end of the movie.

Vinny was horrified to what happened and begins screaming. The woman screamed too... at first but then smiled in joy. Vinny asks what should they do but the woman was too happy to care. Vinny runs to the bathroom to think what happened. "Was this about the brown guy in a train today? Did he... curse me?" He then hears a car driving out of his garage and sees the woman escaped with all their clothes and steals Vinny's car. He's cursed and now his car is stolen. End of Act 1.

What will happen next? I don't know, part of the idea came from a dream I had like one with Raiden, an old Spanish man and his wife and daughter, senoritas turning out to be senors. I just thought maybe this is something M. Night Shyamalan could do. He's never done intentional comedy before.

steve you always post the most quality stuff