darkSpyro

Alright. Now I do not know if this is going to go anywhere. But I thought I would give it a shot anyways.

This is how it works:
Each user is restricted to a maximum of 5 words per post.
These 5 words have to connect to the previous post that was made to form a sort of story.

For example:
Post 1: Once Upon a time, a-
Post 2: boy named Steve woke up-
Post 3: to find his long forgotten-

ETC. From what I've heard, this is supposed to be an extremely funny forum game. But I wouldn't mind if it doesn't go anywhere.
But Let's just see how it goes.
The next user may start.

Once upon a butt, a-

guy named Dark52 woke up-

and he bought a website-

And than sold the site-

and named it dankspyro, then-

he decided to pimp it-

the site got dank users-

which feared the all mighty-

Pikachu! He had a strong

sense of humor, and enjoyed-

fapping on dank friday nights-

with a pair of green-

floppy penises that were-

extremely unrecognizable, due to their-

colour, so he went outside...

…and ignored warnings that there…

was a tornado warning...

. When the tornado came, he…

...went to 4chan and looked...

at the big penises that-

…were really inappropriate. When his…

own penis exploded, then he-

died.

He came back to life-

Stabbed a baby-

and lived happily ever after.

But wait! This person was

Linda Hunt, and she pooped-

Out dank52, dark52's lost brother

dark52 made hentai of him and himself and the site imploded.

A fat Nicolas cage who farted powdery-

Fairy dust onto a box-

which started the zombie apocolypse-

Because Sleepy0429 broke the rules…

then I was crowned king of darkspyro because-

you were boss of kewl

But he was soon uncrowned

because suddenly dragonallen slayed him

And that made everyone a-

a Peasant, and LittleWizard was the Immortal King-

Of Candyfart land in the-

stinkiest place in the universe because he broke the rules am I'm only breaking them to mention that-

((Please keep to the 5 word limit))

NINJAsk11 was secretly the dark-

girlfriend of dank52 who was-

Secretly Queen NINJAsk's Golden rock.

It was worth more than-

one piece of rotting paper

it was made from ****-