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the true history of john cena [CLOSED]
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#1 Posted: 04:47:06 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
you think you know this man???

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here's what the government has been hiding from you


  • john cena was created in galileo's lab in 1641 to become the perfect wrestler
  • galileo was killed for hiding him from the church
  • john cena, afraid of what he had become, hid underground and eventually made his way to the americas
  • john cena eventually settled on living in the colony of roanoke
  • everyone wanted to fight john cena, so he was forced to wipe out the village
  • john cena hid out in boston, fighting in fight clubs and becoming a local legend
  • john cena felt compelled to defend his homeland in the revolutionary war
  • since then, john cena has fought in every american war
  • eventually john cena was captured by the fbi, and cloned in an underground facility
  • john cena broke out and fought all his clones, proving himself to be the ultimate john cena
  • one john cena escaped during the scuffle, and became anti-john cena
  • anti-john cena vowed to kill john cena and the world for creating him
  • john cena enrolled in the wwe, and became famous
  • every time john cena has lost, it was really just one of the government's less powerful clones (note: john cena is so powerful, he can survive a black hole and can explode the sun with his fists)
  • anti-john cena is a threat and very real
  • john cena is the only one who can defeat anti-john cena, and the fate of the universe depends on him
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#2 Posted: 04:54:09 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Fill me to the brim with a hot, steamy glass of JOHN CENA! Ahhh!


fun fact: john cena's liquified form is nearly unhittable
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#3 Posted: 04:55:49 17/08/2015
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#4 Posted: 04:57:35 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
fun fact: soupy is the secret identity of anti-john cena and must be defeated
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#5 Posted: 04:59:43 17/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
fun fact: soupy is the secret identity of anti-john cena and must be defeated


I HATE JOHN CENA

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#6 Posted: 05:00:50 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: arceustheprime
Quote: StriderSwag
fun fact: soupy is the secret identity of anti-john cena and must be defeated


I HATE JOHN CENA

[img]anti-john cena[/img]


you are an anti-john cena follower and must be purged
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#7 Posted: 05:05:43 17/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
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Quote: StriderSwag
fun fact: soupy is the secret identity of anti-john cena and must be defeated


I HATE JOHN CENA

[img]anti-john cena[/img]


you are an anti-john cena follower and must be purged

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better than john cena
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#8 Posted: 05:07:18 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
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I HATE JOHN CENA

[img]anti-john cena[/img]


you are an anti-john cena follower and must be purged

[img]anti-john cena[/img]
better than john cena


wrong
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#9 Posted: 05:15:09 17/08/2015
John Cena is a 15 time world champion. Do you know any 15 time world champions?

Thought so.

john cena pls come 2 NY we luv u u shud beat up seth roolins
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#10 Posted: 05:19:03 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: CAV
John Cena is a 15 time world champion. Do you know any 15 time world champions?

Thought so.

john cena pls come 2 NY we luv u u shud beat up seth roolins



he's soon to become the interplanetary world champion too, next month he takes on glppzdo from venus in ipwe summerslam
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#11 Posted: 05:24:15 17/08/2015
I like his reality show on E.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
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#12 Posted: 05:36:55 17/08/2015
In his actual defense he has an interesting Instagram account.
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#13 Posted: 05:42:28 17/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: arceustheprime
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you are an anti-john cena follower and must be purged

[img]anti-john cena[/img]
better than john cena


wrong

rightt
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 06:11:52 17/08/2015 by arceustheprime
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#14 Posted: 06:10:42 17/08/2015
chris benoit thread
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#15 Posted: 06:10:58 17/08/2015
im sorry daniel i must suffocate you with this pillow
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#16 Posted: 06:12:47 17/08/2015
[User Posted Image].........
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#17 Posted: 06:13:19 17/08/2015
Quote: Big Green
im sorry daniel i must suffocate you with this pillow



Give him a break. He was just hanging with his family. :)
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#18 Posted: 06:14:02 17/08/2015
And now we're going into more dangerous territory.
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#19 Posted: 06:55:37 17/08/2015
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#20 Posted: 06:56:36 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
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rayCENA origins
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#21 Posted: 07:11:22 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: wreckingballbob
This topic is horrible and disrespects John Cena.

Quote: Big Green
im sorry daniel i must suffocate you with this pillow


Shut the hell up.


im hiding in plants now because i fear the world and dont want to love chaos
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#22 Posted: 07:15:55 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: wreckingballbob
This topic is horrible and disrespects John Cena.


Shut the hell up.


im hiding in plants now because i fear the world and dont want to love chaos


Unless you watch WWE and know properly who John Cena is whatever you say is bull crap.


have fun being spoonfed government LIES and living in your own precious little world while i spread the TRUTH
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#23 Posted: 07:17:32 17/08/2015
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john lucina
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#24 Posted: 07:20:15 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Qcumber
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john lucina


john luCENA

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Unless you watch WWE and know properly who John Cena is whatever you say is bull crap.


have fun being spoonfed government LIES and living in your own precious little world while i spread the TRUTH


Idiot.


how am i an idiot??
is it because i go around spreading the truth and pulling the curtain off this ridiculous conspiracy?? sure i believe in conspiracy theories but thats just because i know how much the government lies to its people about the truth

have fun being absorbed in your blissful ignorance
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#25 Posted: 07:28:47 17/08/2015
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john lucina


john luCENA

Quote: wreckingballbob
Quote: StriderSwag


have fun being spoonfed government LIES and living in your own precious little world while i spread the TRUTH


Idiot.


how am i an idiot??
is it because i go around spreading the truth and pulling the curtain off this ridiculous conspiracy?? sure i believe in conspiracy theories but thats just because i know how much the government lies to its people about the truth

have fun being absorbed in your blissful ignorance



anti-john cena will make wbb kill
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You can't handle MEMES
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#26 Posted: 07:30:17 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
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john lucina


john luCENA

Quote: wreckingballbob


Idiot.


how am i an idiot??
is it because i go around spreading the truth and pulling the curtain off this ridiculous conspiracy?? sure i believe in conspiracy theories but thats just because i know how much the government lies to its people about the truth

have fun being absorbed in your blissful ignorance



anti-john cena will make wbb kill


he must be stopped

im convinced wreckingballbob is just another anti-john cena follower and must be eliminated
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#27 Posted: 07:31:55 17/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Qcumber
Quote: StriderSwag


john luCENA


how am i an idiot??
is it because i go around spreading the truth and pulling the curtain off this ridiculous conspiracy?? sure i believe in conspiracy theories but thats just because i know how much the government lies to its people about the truth

have fun being absorbed in your blissful ignorance



anti-john cena will make wbb kill


he must be stopped

im convinced wreckingballbob is just another anti-john cena follower and must be eliminated

FOLLOW THE ANTI JOHN CENA MOVEMENT NOW

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Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#28 Posted: 07:32:12 17/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Qcumber
Quote: StriderSwag


john luCENA


how am i an idiot??
is it because i go around spreading the truth and pulling the curtain off this ridiculous conspiracy?? sure i believe in conspiracy theories but thats just because i know how much the government lies to its people about the truth

have fun being absorbed in your blissful ignorance



anti-john cena will make wbb kill


he must be stopped

im convinced wreckingballbob is just another anti-john cena follower and must be eliminated



john cena fan club:

qcumber
striderswag
lucina
lunardistortion

anti-cena fan club:

arceustheprime
wreckingballbob

did i miss anyone?
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You can't handle MEMES
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#29 Posted: 07:33:10 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Qcumber
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Qcumber



anti-john cena will make wbb kill


he must be stopped

im convinced wreckingballbob is just another anti-john cena follower and must be eliminated



john cena fan club:

qcumber
striderswag
lucina

anti-cena fan club:

arceustheprime
wreckingballbob

did i miss anyone?


lunardistortion made fan art he deserves to join us
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#30 Posted: 07:35:42 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: wreckingballbob
Stupid pigs.


you're the pig for believing this false information
just accept the truth
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#31 Posted: 07:38:26 17/08/2015
Quote: wreckingballbob
Stupid pigs.

another soupy supporter, bless you
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#32 Posted: 07:44:38 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: arceustheprime
Quote: wreckingballbob
Stupid pigs.

another soupy supporter, bless you


first of all how dare you
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#33 Posted: 07:44:55 17/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Qcumber
Quote: StriderSwag


he must be stopped

im convinced wreckingballbob is just another anti-john cena follower and must be eliminated



john cena fan club:

qcumber
striderswag
lucina

anti-cena fan club:

arceustheprime
wreckingballbob

did i miss anyone?


lunardistortion made fan art he deserves to join us


fixed.

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: wreckingballbob
Stupid pigs.


you're the pig for believing this false information
just accept the truth


wreckingballbob is evil

Quote: arceustheprime
Quote: wreckingballbob
Stupid pigs.

another soupy supporter, bless you


arceustheprime is also evil
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You can't handle MEMES
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#34 Posted: 07:47:14 17/08/2015
Quote: TheJMAN184


All haul the magic Cena.



good boy
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You can't handle MEMES
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#35 Posted: 07:48:04 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Qcumber
Quote: TheJMAN184


All haul the magic Cena.



good boy



ALL HAIL CENA
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#36 Posted: 07:54:21 17/08/2015
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Qcumber
Quote: TheJMAN184


All haul the magic Cena.



good boy



ALL HAIL CENA



and lucina

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#37 Posted: 08:09:47 17/08/2015
soon the world will be pure CENA
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#38 Posted: 08:10:36 17/08/2015
Quote: LunarDistortion
soon the world will be pure CENA



and lucina

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You can't handle MEMES
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#39 Posted: 08:14:30 17/08/2015
Quote: Qcumber
Quote: LunarDistortion
soon the world will be pure CENA



and lucina

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luCENA

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#40 Posted: 08:16:45 17/08/2015
Quote: LunarDistortion
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soon the world will be pure CENA



and lucina

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luCENA

[User Posted Image]



i'm certain lucina is john cena's sister
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You can't handle MEMES
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#41 Posted: 13:01:08 17/08/2015
10/10 would read again
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#42 Posted: 13:36:25 17/08/2015
I didn't know this site could serve as educational purposes. I have learned much more about this man, John Cena, than I could anywhere else... And let me tell you I did not know anything about him until now.

Now, if I have any friends who talk about John Cena, I could use these facts to help me talk about him... Like right now, like this.

Remeber that time John Cena was captured by the FBI and cloned? Or... Do you wonder when the epic war between John Cena and his people, against anti- John Cena and his people will happen? I mean an all-out one where each of these figures lead the charge.

Now I am well-equipped to talk about it, thank you StriderSwag.
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In-question; The only truth we look for is an answer... In-answer; The only thing we desire of it is to question it.
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#43 Posted: 13:39:45 17/08/2015
has everyone forgotten the time isis cloned anti-cena, then anti-cena's clone held lucina hostage?

but then john cena came and shoved a rocket up anti-cena's clone's ass, then anti-cena's clone died.
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#44 Posted: 17:38:52 17/08/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Snow
I didn't know this site could serve as educational purposes. I have learned much more about this man, John Cena, than I could anywhere else... And let me tell you I did not know anything about him until now.

Now, if I have any friends who talk about John Cena, I could use these facts to help me talk about him... Like right now, like this.

Remeber that time John Cena was captured by the FBI and cloned? Or... Do you wonder when the epic war between John Cena and his people, against anti- John Cena and his people will happen? I mean an all-out one where each of these figures lead the charge.

Now I am well-equipped to talk about it, thank you StriderSwag.


go forth, and release your new knowledge on those around you
let them know the truth these capitalist pigs have been hiding
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#45 Posted: 18:09:25 17/08/2015
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Big Green
im sorry daniel i must suffocate you with this pillow



Give him a break. He was just hanging with his family. smilie


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