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Eragon Parody,lol! [CLOSED]
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#1 Posted: 22:10:59 21/12/2008 | Topic Creator
narratorsmiliekay,once upon a time........nah..........um..............in a galaxy far far away..............gah,forget it!okay,eragon,this poor little cry baby gets lucky and finds some weird blue stone,which a super hot elf chick tried to transport it to some wimpy rebels,but was attacked by some creepy murderer named durza.she tries to teleport it to a really really really old guy with bad hearing but sends it to the wimp eragon who lives with his crazy uncle and emo cousin roran.
deaver88 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6132
#2 Posted: 22:12:12 21/12/2008
LOL smilie
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Life is too short to be taken seriously
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#3 Posted: 22:12:22 21/12/2008
lol! write more!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
cynder21 Gold Sparx Gems: 2214
#4 Posted: 22:14:01 21/12/2008
yeah another funny one!
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This old place has changed too much
Cynder1 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1801
#5 Posted: 22:15:59 21/12/2008
Quote: Eragon25
narratorsmiliekay,once upon a time........nah..........um..............in a galaxy far far away..............gah,forget it!okay,eragon,this poor little cry baby gets lucky and finds some weird blue stone,which a super hot elf chick tried to transport it to some wimpy rebels,but was attacked by some creepy murderer named durza.she tries to teleport it to a really really really old guy with bad hearing but sends it to the wimp eragon who lives with his crazy uncle and emo cousin roran.


*slapes u silly* GOD MAN WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!! ERAGON IS SOOOOO NOT A WIMPY CRY BABY!!!
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Yeet
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#6 Posted: 22:21:16 21/12/2008 | Topic Creator
narratorsmiliekay,so this wimp eragon was ellegally hunting bears,when a bright flash was like,"oh yeah im a bright flash blinding you!"
eragon:wat the heck?!hay!a stone!im gonna knock out roran with this!
narrator:so he leave for carva hall
eragon:wait ill buy some meat!
narrator:the local meat shop was run buy sloan;the captain of the flower club
sloan:eragon!smiliehi wat can i do for ya?!smilie
eragon:yo,gimme some meat ill pay with this stone.
sloan:srry cash only!
horst:give him some meat!
narrator:horst is the head of the punk club.
sloan:no!not after you dragged in katrina to b a punk!
narrator:katrina is sloans punk daughter
eragon:*punches sloan*oh yeah *stills meat*
narrator:lol,did you see that?!smiliesmilieeragon punched sloan,lolsmiliesmilie
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#7 Posted: 22:23:16 21/12/2008 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynder1
Quote: Eragon25
narratorsmiliekay,once upon a time........nah..........um..............in a galaxy far far away..............gah,forget it!okay,eragon,this poor little cry baby gets lucky and finds some weird blue stone,which a super hot elf chick tried to transport it to some wimpy rebels,but was attacked by some creepy murderer named durza.she tries to teleport it to a really really really old guy with bad hearing but sends it to the wimp eragon who lives with his crazy uncle and emo cousin roran.


*slapes u silly* GOD MAN WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!! ERAGON IS SOOOOO NOT A WIMPY CRY BABY!!!


its a parody!eragon is cool,its a parody!
deaver88 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6132
#8 Posted: 22:24:10 21/12/2008
LOL "Drop chair twice" LOL
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Life is too short to be taken seriously
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#9 Posted: 22:27:53 21/12/2008
lol! write more! this is hilarious!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#10 Posted: 22:32:37 21/12/2008 | Topic Creator
narrator: okay,so eragon gets home
garrow:eragon!i told you no pie!
eragon:yeah,wat ev uncle.
roran:wat point is there in talking were all gonna die.
eragon:emo
roran:did ya talk to katrina?
eragon:nah,not after she mugged me
garrow:my precious!
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#11 Posted: 22:37:00 21/12/2008
lol! write more!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
Cynder1 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1801
#12 Posted: 22:37:54 21/12/2008
Quote: Eragon25
Quote: Cynder1
Quote: Eragon25
narratorsmiliekay,once upon a time........nah..........um..............in a galaxy far far away..............gah,forget it!okay,eragon,this poor little cry baby gets lucky and finds some weird blue stone,which a super hot elf chick tried to transport it to some wimpy rebels,but was attacked by some creepy murderer named durza.she tries to teleport it to a really really really old guy with bad hearing but sends it to the wimp eragon who lives with his crazy uncle and emo cousin roran.


*slapes u silly* GOD MAN WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!! ERAGON IS SOOOOO NOT A WIMPY CRY BABY!!!


its a parody!eragon is cool,its a parody!


*slapes narrador* i like the rest thoue smilie
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Yeet
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 22:38:26 21/12/2008 by Cynder1
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#13 Posted: 22:40:07 21/12/2008 | Topic Creator
narator:that night the stone turns out to be a egg.
eragon:ahhhhh!!!!!it lives!!!!!!!!!!!!*hits egg with bat;cracks it;dragon comes out*
eragon:woah.i gotta get rid of you.lets take you to be eaten by bears.
narrator:he comes back.
eragon:your still alive?!ah well.
narrator:then creepy stalkers called the ra'zac come.
ra'zac:wheres eragon?!
eragon:yo fools,wat up?im a gangsta!
brom:eragon run!
eragon:no way!
bromsmiliekay?yay!
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 22:47:55 21/12/2008 by Eragon25
Cynder1 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1801
#14 Posted: 22:46:49 21/12/2008
smilie creepy stalkers smiliesmiliesmiliesmilie
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Yeet
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#15 Posted: 22:51:20 21/12/2008 | Topic Creator
saphira:eragon!
eragon:shut up!i hate you!
saphira:*kidnaps eragon*
eragon:yo,wat up wid dis?get yalls paws off me!
narrator:he goes to uncles house.
roran:uncles dead.
eragon:fo realz?!yah!
brom:come on!
roran:those creepy stalkers kiled him.
eragon:love those gys!
roran:they were after you.
eragon:crap!
brom: lets go!
eragonsmiliekay!
narrator:so they leave and for like 5 years they travel out of the village.jkjk
eragon:your slow.
brom:im mow?
eragon:shut up
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 22:57:56 21/12/2008 by Eragon25
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#16 Posted: 23:02:24 21/12/2008
lol! hilarious! more!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#17 Posted: 23:13:08 21/12/2008 | Topic Creator
lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DBUW7o1lPI
torok Platinum Sparx Gems: 6123
#18 Posted: 00:33:30 22/12/2008
LOL to that video
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#19 Posted: 00:55:51 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
that,is the true eragon trailer!
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#20 Posted: 01:30:03 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
narrator:so that old guy gives the wimp a sword.
eragon:wat the heck?wat kinda name is zar'roc?!
brom:youll take the sword and like it!
saphira:its perty
eragon:shut up,your stpid
brom:i like pie.
eragon:shut it!
brom:make it?okay!
saphira:he needs a hearing aid
eragon:i hate you.and ya,he does
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#21 Posted: 01:44:22 22/12/2008
lol! more!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#22 Posted: 01:46:58 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
brom:i love pie.
eragon:your stupid.
brom:am not.
eragon:wats the square root of pie?!
brom:blueberry.
eragon:wow hes smart!
saphira:ice cream
eragon:shut up
Cynder1 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1801
#23 Posted: 17:04:47 22/12/2008
smilie poor saphira XP
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Yeet
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#24 Posted: 18:05:08 22/12/2008
lol! i love it! write more!
F: i think eragon needs to shut up!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
Cynder1 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1801
#25 Posted: 18:12:59 22/12/2008
Quote: Eragon25


*kicks*
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Yeet
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#26 Posted: 20:28:02 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynder1
Quote: Eragon25


*kicks*


ow!

saohira:i can fly!
eragon:nobody likes you
saphira:i like me
brom:lets spar with sticks okay.
eragonsmiliekay,ready to be beat?!smilie
brom:i muzt warn you,i am a mast-
eragon:*hits him super fast and wins in 5 secs*
brom:i hate you.
eragon:shut up.
narrator:lol,this is gonna get good!
*brom and eragon fight in a puff of smoke*
saphira:lol,this rocks!
narrator:doesnt it though?smilie
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:38:26 22/12/2008 by Eragon25
Cynder1 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1801
#27 Posted: 23:37:02 22/12/2008
Quote: Eragon25
Quote: Cynder1
Quote: Eragon25


*kicks*


ow!

saohira:i can fly!
eragon:nobody likes you
saphira:i like me
brom:lets spar with sticks okay.
eragonsmiliekay,ready to be beat?!smilie
brom:i muzt warn you,i am a mast-
eragon:*hits him super fast and wins in 5 secs*
brom:i hate you.
eragon:shut up.
narrator:lol,this is gonna get good!
*brom and eragon fight in a puff of smoke*
saphira:lol,this rocks!
narrator:doesnt it though?smilie


I didnt kick u smiliesmilie

smilie MORE smilie
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Yeet
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#28 Posted: 23:41:06 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
whod you kick?

saphira:*flying*i beleive i can fly!
eragon:shut up.dragons are stupid
saphira:GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!*eats eragon*
eragon:AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
brom:spit him out!
narrator:no!let him come out the ............err................natural way.
Cynder1 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1801
#29 Posted: 23:43:33 22/12/2008
the person who made it..
i ride dragons *winks*

smiliesmiliesmilie MORE smiliesmiliesmilie
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Yeet
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#30 Posted: 23:43:49 22/12/2008
lol!
F: yay! go saphira! *eats C09*
ugh! this sucks!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
Cynder1 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1801
#31 Posted: 23:45:37 22/12/2008
smilie
Deanna: *lookes over at me*
NO!!!
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Yeet
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#32 Posted: 23:48:43 22/12/2008
the dragons are eating us! run for your lives! oh wait, i've already been eaten!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#33 Posted: 23:50:01 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
hah!i dont have a dragon!!!
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#34 Posted: 23:57:24 22/12/2008
F: *burps* that was good!
let me out!
F: theres only one way to do that!
you mean.........
F: yep!
oh no!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#35 Posted: 23:58:06 22/12/2008 | Topic Creator
hah!this is interesting!
black dragon Ripto Gems: 2470
#36 Posted: 01:54:33 23/12/2008
This doen't belong here ,it should be in the spam section.
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#37 Posted: 02:04:28 23/12/2008 | Topic Creator
Quote: black dragon
This doen't belong here ,it should be in the spam section.


thats not nice.smilie
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#38 Posted: 02:10:26 23/12/2008
F: *uses bathroom* i feel better now.........
ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
Eragon25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2019
#39 Posted: 02:11:43 23/12/2008 | Topic Creator
okay..........
Cynder09 Diamond Sparx Gems: 9878
#40 Posted: 02:14:09 23/12/2008
F: thats why we don't eat humans..................
its also why humans don't want to get eaten!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: someone just continue writing before i get sick!
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I live my life inside a dream, only waking when I sleep.
Yeah, I've been living in the state of dreaming, living in a make-believe land.
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