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HELP. DESPERATe [CLOSED]
Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#1 Posted: 02:03:09 17/07/2015 | Topic Creator
my friend locked himself inside my motorcycle.
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#2 Posted: 02:12:51 17/07/2015
This sound serious. Did you call McDonalds yet? They might know how to fix this.
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Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#3 Posted: 02:14:24 17/07/2015
Did you try turning it off and on again?
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Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#4 Posted: 02:15:30 17/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: mega spyro
This sound serious. Did you call McDonalds yet? They might know how to fix this.



they probably would but it is very late where i am so they are closed.

OH **** my friend has to go to pee i hope he doesn't pee inside my motorcycle cuz that would really ****ing suck
SilverWolf1129 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1891
#5 Posted: 02:16:36 17/07/2015
Did you try sticking your wang in a toaster? It's pretty risky and usually where things go wrong but I think this might help. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#6 Posted: 02:20:09 17/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: SilverWolf1129
Did you try sticking your wang in a toaster? It's pretty risky and usually where things go wrong but I think this might help. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)



i did that twice and i turned the toaster on the second time. i even put butter on my wang after that but it didn't work.
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#7 Posted: 02:21:51 17/07/2015
How the **** do you get stuck IN a motorcycle
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Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#8 Posted: 02:23:33 17/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
How the **** do you get stuck IN a motorcycle



i wondered that too. but dude crazy **** happens sometimes
SilverWolf1129 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1891
#9 Posted: 02:24:32 17/07/2015
Quote: Mitt rox
Quote: SilverWolf1129
Did you try sticking your wang in a toaster? It's pretty risky and usually where things go wrong but I think this might help. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)



i did that twice and i turned the toaster on the second time. i even put butter on my wang after that but it didn't work.



Well that's what I do to solve all my problems. Except sometimes it's not a toaster.

Sometimes... I stick it in a PAPER TOWEL ROLL!
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Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#10 Posted: 02:32:40 17/07/2015
Call the doctor. If you can find his tardis. smilie
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xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#11 Posted: 02:32:51 17/07/2015
Quote: Mitt rox
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
How the **** do you get stuck IN a motorcycle



i wondered that too. but dude crazy **** happens sometimes



Ask your friend what in God's name he was trying to accomplish
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SilverWolf1129 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1891
#12 Posted: 02:35:31 17/07/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: Mitt rox
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
How the **** do you get stuck IN a motorcycle



i wondered that too. but dude crazy **** happens sometimes



Ask your friend what in God's name he was trying to accomplish



Obviously he was trying to change the gas. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#13 Posted: 02:39:34 17/07/2015
Hmmmm, maybe if you remove the wheels.

That might help.
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#14 Posted: 02:46:32 17/07/2015
Did you set it to Wumbo
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#15 Posted: 02:47:56 17/07/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Did you set it to Wumbo



You're right, he probably has it set to M, for motorcycle, when he should have it set to W, for Wumbo.
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Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#16 Posted: 02:51:08 17/07/2015 | Topic Creator
my friend is pissing on my motorcycle seat cuz he just couldnt hold it in. damn it now my motorcycle seat is gonna smell like PEE FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS WHEN I'LL BE RIDING OUT TO NEW YORK CITY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE'S GONNA BE ALL LIKE "wtf why does it smell like pee mitt?" AND I'LL BE LIKE "damn it.........."
Underian Emerald Sparx Gems: 3095
#17 Posted: 03:18:22 17/07/2015
unlock it
Dark Snap Shot Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#18 Posted: 10:34:05 17/07/2015
**** happens,
Say y'will give him a quater pack from kfc if he can figure out how to get out
Or break the window
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#19 Posted: 12:16:02 17/07/2015
Quote: Mitt rox
my friend locked himself inside my motorcycle.


Why did you give him the keys?
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mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#20 Posted: 15:55:08 17/07/2015
Did you get him out?
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#21 Posted: 16:20:46 17/07/2015
kick it


hard
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spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#22 Posted: 20:53:27 17/07/2015
Kill him, he's a goner anyways. Only about one in every seven-and-a-half people survive getting stuck inside of motorcycles, and out of those nearly all of them get breast cancer as a direct result.
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Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#23 Posted: 04:39:16 18/07/2015 | Topic Creator
well the entire motorcycle just blew up. my friend survived but he is hospitalized BUT THE WORST PART IS THAT I LOST MY BELOVED MOTORCYCLE
Dark Snap Shot Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#24 Posted: 08:16:17 18/07/2015
Tell the little ****er to go buy u a new one and a quater pack from kfc or your slit his throat
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xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#25 Posted: 12:55:36 18/07/2015
Quote: Mitt rox
well the entire motorcycle just blew up. my friend survived but he is hospitalized BUT THE WORST PART IS THAT I LOST MY BELOVED MOTORCYCLE



How could you... what even... what is wrong with you? Your friend was in an explosion and is hospitalized, and you care more about your motorcycle than him? Seriously?
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spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#26 Posted: 14:12:14 18/07/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
How could you... what even... what is wrong with you? Your friend was in an explosion and is hospitalized, and you care more about your motorcycle than him? Seriously?


I... really feel like you don't get the joke here.
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xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#27 Posted: 14:45:01 18/07/2015
Quote: spyrolvr96
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
How could you... what even... what is wrong with you? Your friend was in an explosion and is hospitalized, and you care more about your motorcycle than him? Seriously?


I... really feel like you don't get the joke here.



I probably dont then
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#28 Posted: 15:11:42 18/07/2015
WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#29 Posted: 15:15:26 18/07/2015
Quote: Big Green
WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS



dark52
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#30 Posted: 15:17:59 18/07/2015
Quote: Qcumber
Quote: Big Green
WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS



dark52



It's all so clear now
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Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#31 Posted: 15:24:48 18/07/2015
Quote: PwnageFTW
Quote: Qcumber
Quote: Big Green
WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS



dark52



It's all so clear now



what did you expect?

dark52 burned all our water, banned our lord and saviour *****spyro, banned hir and dragon allen, and is helping activision to take over the world

he must be stopped at all costs
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Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#32 Posted: 21:05:28 18/07/2015 | Topic Creator
okay good thing the motorcycle shop is offering discounts so i can at least get one for a bit less money. THIS TIME NOBODY IS GONNA LCOK THEMSELF IN IT
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#33 Posted: 21:12:07 18/07/2015
Quote: Mitt rox
okay good thing the motorcycle shop is offering discounts so i can at least get one for a bit less money. THIS TIME NOBODY IS GONNA LCOK THEMSELF IN IT



Already did
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#34 Posted: 21:35:41 18/07/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mitt rox
THIS TIME NOBODY IS GONNA LCOK THEMSELF IN IT


Already did


sigh

I'll get the lubricant.
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Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#35 Posted: 21:39:24 18/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: Mitt rox
okay good thing the motorcycle shop is offering discounts so i can at least get one for a bit less money. THIS TIME NOBODY IS GONNA LCOK THEMSELF IN IT



Already did



okay bro but dont expect me 2 pay your medical bill when it explodes
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