Jay-Z's laugh is like a seventeen-foot scorpion repeatedly stabbing me in the ear with a flaming jackhammer before sticking his tail up my nose and screaming "GO **** YOURSELF" into a megaphone.
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go to my guestbook now and sign a petition to get Freddie benson into smash
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The thing I never really wrapped my brain around until now was in order to be remembered, in order to leave something significant behind, you have to leave