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My messed up dream. [CLOSED]
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#1 Posted: 19:12:00 18/05/2015 | Topic Creator
After I had the dream, I immediately woke up and typed it all down in my laptop.

10/7/2013

As Senator Armstrong dies, Raiden discovers some wires, which trace to an old Spanish man with what appears to be a game controller.

It turns out that Senator Armstring was actually a robot being controlled by an old Spanish man, who reveals himself to be the father of Samuel “Jetstream Sam” Rodriguez. Even though Sam’s Brazilian, not Spanish.

When the police arrived, Raiden saw the old Spanish man, his wife and daughter (both look like Satsuki from Kill la Kill) being already arrested.

(Sentimental piano music plays)

Old Spanish man: Well Raiden, I guess you know now. It was me, all along, who controlled the Senator Armstrong.

Raiden: … I know. I already knew that already.

Old Spanish man: You could’ve never suspected it was me that was behind all this.

Raiden becomes annoyed.

Raiden: Yeah, that because I SAW you controlling the senator myself early on! I called the police!

Old Spanish man: Poor, innocent, naïve, unsuspecting Raiden.

Raiden: Urgh! Forget it. Get him out of here.

In the police car with the old Spaniard was his wife and teenage daughter.

Old Spanish man: I bet you never knew these lovely senoritas are actually senors.

The women lift up their skirts to flash their penises.
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Needz more eh-mo-shuns.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#2 Posted: 19:23:57 18/05/2015
wow
so funny
10/10
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#3 Posted: 19:25:24 18/05/2015
Hot fanfic SJW/10
Lstone Ripto Gems: 0
#4 Posted: 19:27:27 18/05/2015
Quote: zer0dch
Hot fanfic SJW/10



do you use four chan
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#5 Posted: 19:27:43 18/05/2015
I had the exact same dream last night except it involved Ronald Reagan in a fist fight with Kanye West and Ben Affleck :/
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:27:59 18/05/2015 by Badwolfmichael
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#6 Posted: 19:28:41 18/05/2015
Quote: Lstone
Quote: zer0dch
Hot fanfic SJW/10



do you use four chan



I wouldn't be surprised
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#7 Posted: 19:51:51 18/05/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
I had the exact same dream last night except it involved Ronald Reagan in a fist fight with Kanye West and Ben Affleck :/



Tell me more.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#8 Posted: 20:38:39 18/05/2015
Quote: Wreckingball13
Quote: Badwolfmichael
I had the exact same dream last night except it involved Ronald Reagan in a fist fight with Kanye West and Ben Affleck :/



Tell me more.



They were fighting over whether USA should use Nuclear weapons against cheese aliens
Or Kanye and Ronald were.
Idk what Ben Affleck was doing tho
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