darkSpyro

I am now in charge of this forum. All bow down to me.

Also StriderSwag can be my queen but only if she stops being a mango

IM THE TRUE RULER
I DID IT FIRST

BUT ADMIT HOW SEXY I LOOK AT LEAST

I'm sexier because I'm Thanos

Quote: Spyro Fanatic

I take this as a challenge.

*pssst*
Spyro Fanatic, wanna coup d'état?

*Coughs* I won't be in bed till 3 AM..

Quote: parisruelz12

*Coughs* I won't be in bed till 3 AM..

Good
Forces for my revolution!

Spyro Fanatic can be my Queen cuz she isn't a mango <3

Can I join plz!!!

You guys should really start bowing before I get my bat and go bananas

I object!, no one commands me; except for maybe the mods and dark52.

I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my forum go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Quote: Lunarz

You guys should really start bowing before I get my bat and go bananas

No, nope, nah, don't think so. I refuse to bow down to you.

Quote: thumper

Quote: Lunarz

You guys should really start bowing before I get my bat and go bananas

No, nope, nah, don't think so. I refuse to bow down to you.

THUMPER
JOIN ME
TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

Quote: Lunarz

You guys should really start bowing before I get my bat and go bananas

No, nope, nah, don't think so. I refuse to bow down to you.

THUMPER
JOIN ME
TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY

I will join forces with you, however I will not bow down to you. I will sit beside you and share Cheesecake with 'ya, k?

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

No, nope, nah, don't think so. I refuse to bow down to you.

THUMPER
JOIN ME
TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY

I will join forces with you, however I will not bow down to you. I will sit beside you and share Cheesecake with 'ya, k?

I don't like cheesecake, you can have all of it.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag

THUMPER
JOIN ME
TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE GALAXY

I will join forces with you, however I will not bow down to you. I will sit beside you and share Cheesecake with 'ya, k?

I don't like cheesecake, you can have all of it.

Okay, no Cheesecake, how's about Blueberry muffins? omg you have to like Blueberry muffins, yes?

You have to bow. I have a crown and we are a monarchy now. If you don't bow you'll be executed. You all have problems with authority, I can set my minions out to kidnap you.

(Doesn't bow, kills minions^)

You can't kill something you can't even see, the minions aren't even near you, also I doubt a kid/teen like you could kill minions with weapons, it's just not possible. (I like arguing semantics)

Mesuxelf and Rickorio, be my minions, I'll give you chicken and stuff for your services

Quote: Spyro Fanatic

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Spyro Fanatic

I take this as a challenge.

*pssst*
Spyro Fanatic, wanna coup d'état?

So you can take full control of the site when we've overthrown Lunarz? I know what game your're playing...

Quote: Lunarz

Spyro Fanatic can be my Queen cuz she isn't a mango <3

I knew you secretly like me.

UHHHHH....LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

Quote: thumper

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: thumper

I will join forces with you, however I will not bow down to you. I will sit beside you and share Cheesecake with 'ya, k?

I don't like cheesecake, you can have all of it.

Okay, no Cheesecake, how's about Blueberry muffins? omg you have to like Blueberry muffins, yes?

DEAL

Quote: Lunarz

You have to bow. I have a crown and we are a monarchy now. If you don't bow you'll be executed. You all have problems with authority, I can set my minions out to kidnap you.

Your minions are terrible tbh

Quote: Spyro Fanatic

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Spyro Fanatic

I take this as a challenge.

*pssst*
Spyro Fanatic, wanna coup d'état?

So you can take full control of the site when we've overthrown Lunarz? I know what game your're playing...

Thumper is my partner now
You aren't part of the equation anymore

You don't know who my minions are.

Quote: Lunarz

You don't know who my minions are.

I know they're ****ty minions that already failed at their one job

They haven't even commenced with their job, you fruity ****

Quote: Lunarz

They haven't even commenced with their job, you fruity ****

Because they're just so ****ty

Your logic makes no sense, does anyone really want a ruler as daft as she?

Quote: Lunarz

Your logic makes no sense, does anyone really want a ruler as daft as she?

I do
I want me as a ruler

everyone who worships me gets free money and a robot unicorn*. Also my kingdom will provide sanctum to all who need it. The kingdom of Latveria has the best military force on the face of the planet, considering it's just thousands of clones of Samius in Iron Man suits, so you're totally safe.

*Offer valid thought the world and to everyone, except Lunarz

You're telling me I couldn't be Iron Man? That's really mean.

If you join my forces you can pick what you want to wear cuz everyday is casual day, or formal day, whatever you want, also we get free netflix and a field trip every month that I pick based on suggestions from the suggestion box

Quote: Lunarz

You're telling me I couldn't be Iron Man? That's really mean.

If you join my forces you can pick what you want to wear cuz everyday is casual day, or formal day, whatever you want, also we get free netflix and a field trip every month that I pick based on suggestions from the suggestion box

Only the Samius clones can be Iron Man. The higher ups are War Machine.

Also your suggestion box is a ****ty cardboard box.
Mine's diamond encrusted platinum. And people can decide who fights in the execution arena next!

You haven't seen my suggestion box, don't tell me what it looks like, that's a ****ing ***** move.

It's a hand crafted suggestion box with pretty flowers and dinosaurs on it

I doubt people want arena fights, we can go to the zoo and to italy and stuff

*enters the room*

StriderSwag it is time for Lunarz to stop thinking he is the ruler of the forum. Let's throw him in his box and laugh at him, k?

Quote: Lunarz

You haven't seen my suggestion box, don't tell me what it looks like, that's a ****ing ***** move.

It's a hand crafted suggestion box with pretty flowers and dinosaurs on it

I doubt people want arena fights, we can go to the zoo and to italy and stuff

It's my forum and I say your box is ****ty cardboard

ARENA FIGHTS ARE WHAT THE KIDS ARE INTO THESE DAYS

Quote: thumper

*enters the room*

StriderSwag it is time for Lunarz to stop thinking he is the ruler of the forum. Let's throw him in his box and laugh at him, k?

LETS DO IT

*smiles*

Lunarz bby come here darling I wanna show you something, k? <3

Quote: thumper

*smiles*

Lunarz bby come here darling I wanna show you something, k? <3

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He's a fool, he'll come running and when he does we'll trip him causing him to fall in cardboard box. We will tape and staple box shut. lol

You are the ruler StriderSwag

HAHAHAHAHA
I ACCEPT

I'm not going to come over, I'm happy in my throne.

I know!
We'll turn him into a flea, and put him in a box! And put that box in a bigger box, and ship it to me! And when it comes, I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant!

Quote: StriderSwag

I know!
We'll turn him into a flea, and put him in a box! And put that box in a bigger box, and ship it to me! And when it comes, I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant!

Brilliant indeed! Then we shall laugh and you will be the ruler as it should be.

Quote: TTD

Quote: Lunarz

I'm not going to come over, I'm happy in my throne.

*Kicks Lunarz out of my throne*

Pushes you out of StriderSwags throne.

Are you all sure about being ruler of this site?

post smexy cows ;)

I'm still in my throne. You know not where my throne room is.

Quote: Lunarz

I'm still in my throne. You know not where my throne room is.

Your imagination has gotten the best of you Lunarz, your throne is nothing but an illusion, StriderSwag is the true ruler. I will not tell you that again, k?

Quote: TTD

Quote: thumper

Quote: TTD

*Kicks Lunarz out of my throne*

Pushes you out of StriderSwags throne.

It's okay, I have a better throne anyway.

Reveal Spoiler

You are permitted that throne in another country
Unless you want to be my chief of staff

Quote: thumper

Quote: Lunarz

I'm still in my throne. You know not where my throne room is.

Your imagination has gotten the best of you Lunarz, your throne is nothing but an illusion, StriderSwag is the true ruler. I will not tell you that again, k?

Lunarz, your throne is an illusion, your power is false. I am the one true master.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: TTD

Quote: thumper

Pushes you out of StriderSwags throne.

It's okay, I have a better throne anyway.

Reveal Spoiler

You are permitted that throne in another country
Unless you want to be my chief of staff

Quote: thumper

Quote: Lunarz

I'm still in my throne. You know not where my throne room is.

Your imagination has gotten the best of you Lunarz, your throne is nothing but an illusion, StriderSwag is the true ruler. I will not tell you that again, k?

Lunarz, your throne is an illusion, your power is false. I am the one true master.

Lunarz do you need help with your throne problems?

Quote: Templarhunter97

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: TTD

It's okay, I have a better throne anyway.

Reveal Spoiler

You are permitted that throne in another country
Unless you want to be my chief of staff

Quote: thumper

Your imagination has gotten the best of you Lunarz, your throne is nothing but an illusion, StriderSwag is the true ruler. I will not tell you that again, k?

Lunarz, your throne is an illusion, your power is false. I am the one true master.

Lunarz do you need help with your throne problems?

Wouldn't you rather see a fellow Assassin on the throne rather than that Templar scum?

i like your eyebrows lunarz