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Pun Train [CLOSED]
The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#1 Posted: 17:06:28 10/05/2015 | Topic Creator
CHOO-CHOO-CHUGA-CHUGA

So let's make a pun train!

The rules are simple, each player must make a pun, but the subject of a pun cannot be used twice. Yeah, I'm bad at explaining.

Example:

Dang I'm...HUNGARY

(Now no one can use Hungary)

Ready, go!
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^This might be sarcasm.
prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4039
#2 Posted: 00:10:04 11/05/2015
Can we marioNOTte make horrible puns?

I mean, it might be a GOLDEN opportunity to make some, but still....

Maybe this topic will preVENT them from spreading elsewhere?

#FNAF
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8498
#3 Posted: 11:03:54 13/05/2015
MONOi should get Lyveriana. She's the pun master! smilie

#KidIcarus
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9572
#4 Posted: 17:02:45 13/05/2015
I'm gonna have to outFOX everyone to win this game!
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Dark Snap Shot Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#5 Posted: 09:56:49 15/05/2015
I'll take a SHOT at this
This will be a SNAP
Random thing, it is currently DARK outside

Thank you I'll be here all week.
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Psn-Zydren8cookie, FC 3024-5345-8692
The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#6 Posted: 14:15:03 15/05/2015 | Topic Creator
OMAN, I need some food

Oman is a country
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^This might be sarcasm.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#7 Posted: 14:53:03 15/05/2015
Bone Chompy, that pun was FAR OUT, but I didn't see what Oman had to do with it. Maybe I'm just too critical. Maybe I need some SPACE. I've been kind of rude lately, hopefully im not tempted to MOON anyone.
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9572
#8 Posted: 15:31:24 15/05/2015
Ooh, you guys are right on my TAIL.
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#9 Posted: 15:47:05 15/05/2015
Don't worry, I am a WIZard at making puns.

In case I didn't tell you, I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

I am such a nerd that I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

When I joined the army, I did not like it when they said "Fire at will!"

Want to here something cool, the person who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

Omfg I am on a role.

EDIT: Oops, forgot to bold some words, let me fix that.
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Spread those positive vibes
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 15:47:53 15/05/2015 by WilltheWizard
WFLD Emerald Sparx Gems: 3681
#10 Posted: 16:13:38 15/05/2015
Oh wow, you're all so punny...

..You know...because fun sounds like pun...

Was that a pun?

I have no idea...
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YouTube | Gamejolt
The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#11 Posted: 01:54:59 17/05/2015 | Topic Creator
I used to work at Ticonderoga (a pencil company), but I saw no

POINT


in it.
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^This might be sarcasm.
Iblistech Platinum Sparx Gems: 5099
#12 Posted: 02:09:34 17/05/2015
All this noise is eggravating me. BOOM!
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Hail to the King, baby!
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#13 Posted: 10:36:17 17/05/2015
All these puns are seriously PWNing me
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Lstone Ripto Gems: 0
#14 Posted: 20:40:28 18/05/2015
All these puns are really punny.
WFLD Emerald Sparx Gems: 3681
#15 Posted: 21:43:41 18/05/2015
Hey, that's my one...almost...kinda...
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YouTube | Gamejolt
Dark Snap Shot Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#16 Posted: 09:47:45 19/05/2015
I didn't know much about Thor but it was pretty SHOCKING when I found out he's the god of thunder

Hair gel is pretty HAIR RAISING

I'll be here all week, Thank you
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Psn-Zydren8cookie, FC 3024-5345-8692
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#17 Posted: 22:00:53 19/05/2015
It's quite dark, so I'll be your Knight Light!

The home movie is Out Of This World!

I saw a fortune teller in a TV shop the other day, he was there to TELL-E-VISION!

I saw a karate film yesterday, it was a real Block-Buster!

I met a snowman in the article, he was a real nICE Guy!

I was arrested when trying to get a snow cone. There words were FREEZE!

I remember meeting a crazy rampant monkey at the zoo! He was Bananas!
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#18 Posted: 01:27:58 20/05/2015
This may be the cringiest topic on Dark Spyro.
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#19 Posted: 03:41:10 20/05/2015
OH CRAP GUYS I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK PLEASE STOP
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#20 Posted: 16:32:05 20/05/2015 | Topic Creator
MUAHAHAHAHAHA


How does Moses make his coffee? HEBREWS it!!!

OOH! My son just burned you! You got SUNBURNED!

Now have a heart attack and cringe.
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^This might be sarcasm.
Iblistech Platinum Sparx Gems: 5099
#21 Posted: 23:06:00 28/05/2015
If you don't heed my warning, the consequences will be highly eggstreme.
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Hail to the King, baby!
The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#22 Posted: 23:13:01 28/05/2015 | Topic Creator
oh sorry for the smell, i was just BAKON
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^This might be sarcasm.
SPCR Red Sparx Gems: 95
#23 Posted: 01:39:12 29/05/2015
but EGGS are everywhere.
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4397
#24 Posted: 15:12:34 29/05/2015
Quote: Wreckingball13
This may be the cringiest topic on Dark Spyro.


All the bad puns hurt my eyes.
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^ You all know it's true
ImDoubleTrouble Gold Sparx Gems: 2435
#25 Posted: 16:06:18 29/05/2015
I aGREEBLE. Guess this ones bad too.
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smilie Ooga BOO! smilie
icedragon333 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6076
#26 Posted: 16:40:54 01/06/2015
I used to have a BOUNTY on my head, it beTWIXed other people so much, so I went to BOURNVILLE and found out that the ground was rather CHRUNCHIE, so I practiced my AEROnautics. I considered myself a SMARTIES pants, so I walked away with a mild case of the SNICKERS. The following day, I caught a rocket to MARS, another planet in the GALAXY the MILKY WAY. On Mars, I TWISTED, then gave a TWIRL.

You could say this pun was thought up AFTER EIGHT.

Buuut.... meh, at least I don't live in New YORKIE.

Don't kill me.
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No.
Edited 3 times - Last edited at 17:34:33 01/06/2015 by icedragon333
WFLD Emerald Sparx Gems: 3681
#27 Posted: 16:54:29 01/06/2015
^That was beautiful...^
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YouTube | Gamejolt
icedragon333 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6076
#28 Posted: 17:21:17 01/06/2015
Sorry, I thought this was a bakery. You all looked like you kneaded help.
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No.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 17:21:38 01/06/2015 by icedragon333
The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#29 Posted: 01:09:39 02/06/2015 | Topic Creator
Yeah, I DOUGH.
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^This might be sarcasm.
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#30 Posted: 06:57:48 02/06/2015
Now, let's not get RUFF here, I gotta say, but don't BARK at me! But this topic is a real DOG HOUSE!
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
Dark Snap Shot Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#31 Posted: 11:14:19 02/06/2015
Did you know hitler killed himself?
I did NAZI that coming
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Psn-Zydren8cookie, FC 3024-5345-8692
icedragon333 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6076
#32 Posted: 13:18:44 02/06/2015
Come on now, we haven't the thyme to do puns. Take a brake for something.
I'm really sycamore puns...
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No.
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#33 Posted: 13:26:01 02/06/2015
Hey dude, it looks like your penis on the floor.
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
WFLD Emerald Sparx Gems: 3681
#34 Posted: 16:20:29 02/06/2015
Quote:
Did you know hitler killed himself?
I did NAZI that coming


That Nazi joke made me Führerious...
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YouTube | Gamejolt
The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#35 Posted: 00:11:49 03/06/2015 | Topic Creator
"I was taking a **** and the toilet broke!"

"Now that's what I cal...CRAPPY."
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^This might be sarcasm.
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#36 Posted: 04:24:29 03/06/2015
Balls
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#37 Posted: 13:20:56 03/06/2015 | Topic Creator
I kicked a soccer ball and it started...BA(W)LLING!
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^This might be sarcasm.
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#38 Posted: 22:58:16 05/06/2015
I once dated a bird, she just couldn't get her head out of the clouds...
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#39 Posted: 02:21:08 09/06/2015
-insert pun here-
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My life is complete.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#40 Posted: 18:56:09 09/06/2015
Quote: Lyveriana
Well.. I really like Dialga. He's my all-TIME favourite.



omg

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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8498
#41 Posted: 15:11:46 15/06/2015
Pokemon? Mew is imPAWsible to hate! :3
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5766
#42 Posted: 20:40:42 15/06/2015
You better start using Skittys. They're PURR-fect!
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#43 Posted: 22:18:52 15/06/2015
(This is my friends)

I got an IPhone, it wouldn't stop staring at him...
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
darkwolf Diamond Sparx Gems: 7616
#44 Posted: 18:43:19 18/06/2015
I could LYV without these puns...
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#45 Posted: 11:28:33 19/06/2015
I'd stay for the war but I GUNNER leave.
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#46 Posted: 22:42:50 19/06/2015
Quote: Lyveriana
Makimg puns with my name too? (:

On a side note... I saw a man yesterday. It was hilarious. I mean.. It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, it’s just that he didn’t have the balls to do it.



Best. Post. Yet.
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My life is complete.
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