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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx

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#1 Posted: 02:07:31 05/05/2015 | Topic Creator

Here are the rules of Bananaland.

#1: NEVER skate on a swordfish.
#2: ALWAYS put thermometers on beavers.
#3: 21 is half of 42 which is half of 84.
#4: Eggs will ALWAYS kill you.
#5: You can NEVER kill eggs.
#6: The Mad Hatter is Satan.
#7: Nikola Tesla invented April Fool's Day.
#8: Octopi can't build a boat out of titanium.
#9: All moose must be kosher.
#10: If a word has an S, then a consonant, then an S, delete the first S.
#11: Trees are evil.
#12: The letter C is evil.
#13: Gingerbread men are evil.
#14: Poisonous fruits are very humorous.
#15: All birds should wear hoodies.
#16: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
#17: Rocks are very fun.
#18: Groundhogs can tell the future through their left foot.
#19: Sharks and panthers would be equally matched in a fight.
#20: Radishes are really good at singing and dancing.
#21: 9 plus 10 is 21.
#22: Country music was invented by aliens from Mercury.
#23: Mercury has aliens.
#24: Chuck Norris and Theodore Roosevelt once flew through space on an eagle.
#25: Computers are secretly constructed entirely out of goat excrements.
#26: Plants' roots grow all the way to the center of the earth and out the other side.
#27: Canoes are jerks.
#28: Cats and dogs are the same species, just opposite genders.
#29: Gorillas can't climb trees without a potato in their mouth.
#30: The left half of libraries' books is always filled with lies.
#31: Holding a shovel incorrectly could result in being pelted with Doritos.
#32: Cardboard boxes always close when it is most inconvenient.
#33: Sending e-mails is for scrubs.
#34: Rubber wristwatches are made of not rubber.
#35: Voice cracking will result in a sword through your left spleen.
#36: Significant digits are more important than anything.
#37: Jumping over kookaburras is not allowed.
#38: Singing in public is a federal offense.
#39: Your face is a federal offense.
#40: The flag on the moon is made of beans.
#41: You can NEVER even.
#42: uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
#43: The ratio of socks to cheeses must be unequal.
#44: The Elite Four are the presidents of Philidelphia.
#45: Exoskeletons are not very useful.
#46: Coconut trees are radioactive.
#47: Collecting rocks is a felony.
#48: Orange rhymes with purple and silver.
#49: Whales are more colorful than dolphins.
#50: She sells seashells by the sea SHUT UP
#51: Je suis un gaufre bleu.
#52: NEVER talk about Fight Club.
#53: ALWAYS talk about Fight Club.
#54: All contradictions are strictly forbidden and will result in death by canoe.
#55: Pianos are heavier than smaller pianos.
#56: There are sometimes cars in traffic.
#57: Well duh
#58: Shut up
#59: Nate Patchan is a giraffe.
#60: Green is not a creative color.
#61: YOU'RE FIRED
#62: The Paleozoic era was full of idiots.
#63: Tomatoes are not very effective when fighting against a big dumb goblin.
#64: 8 and 8 went to a store to buy Nintendo 64.
#65: Vacuums suck more than anything.
#66: Coelicanths can fly through a donut.
#67: Lions, tigers, and bears don't exist.
#68: 68 doesn't exist.
#69: lol 69
#70: Turtles are not badgers.
#71: I have a duck hidden in my locker for emergencies.
#72: Parasites cannot see what they are burrowing into.
#74: This number is a continiuty error.
#74: I spelled continuity wrong.
#75: The bird is the word.
#76: Narwhals are deformed unicorns.
#77: 2/3 JACKPOT
#78: Homeless people have three fingers on their knees
#79: Rubber bands are the most deadly of all weapons.
#80: I'm gonna marry a peacock.
#81: Most yards are not one yard.
#82: Some ribbons are made of flesh.
#83: Chemeleons have at least 3 colors.
#84: Remember me for centuries!

Kudos if you actually read all that.

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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Edited 3 times - Last edited at 21:35:41 16/07/2015 by 84skylanderdude

spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575	#2 Posted: 02:11:08 05/05/2015 I like bananas. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#3 Posted: 02:12:10 05/05/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: spyro and sonic I like bananas. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What's your favorite type of banana? Mine is Bananalandish bananas. Japanese bananas are second. --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779	#4 Posted: 02:13:00 05/05/2015 Woah. --- Spread those positive vibes

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx

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#5 Posted: 02:16:30 05/05/2015 | Topic Creator

Quote: WilltheWizard

Woah.

Woah indeed, my friend. Bananas are not a thing to be taken lightly.

The last ones who took us lightly (the Pineapples) resulted in a war that lasted for centuries and still lasts to this day.

But I will lead my Banana citizens into freedom, for I am the Banana King! (That must always be bolded.)

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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501	#6 Posted: 02:23:20 05/05/2015 Try this... 1. Butter 2 slices of toast with Peanut Butter 2. Cut a banana into slices then cover a slice of toast with the slices 3. Cover banana slices with cream then a drizle of maple syrup 4. Put other slice of toast on top of cream. 5. Enjoy! --- =Fixing Theories since Sep, 2015 / Deviant Art =

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx

Gems: 5540

#7 Posted: 02:25:19 05/05/2015 | Topic Creator

Quote: Camo22

Try this...

1. Butter 2 slices of toast with Peanut Butter
2. Cut a banana into slices then cover a slice of toast with the slices
3. Cover banana slices with cream then a drizle of maple syrup
4. Put other slice of toast on top of cream.
5. Enjoy!

You have betrayed the citizens of Bananaland! You are obviously a PINEAPPLE!

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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Camo22 Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3501

#8 Posted: 02:29:09 05/05/2015

Quote: 84skylanderdude

Quote: Camo22
Try this...

1. Butter 2 slices of toast with Peanut Butter
2. Cut a banana into slices then cover a slice of toast with the slices
3. Cover banana slices with cream then a drizle of maple syrup
4. Put other slice of toast on top of cream.
5. Enjoy!

You have betrayed the citizens of Bananaland! You are obviously a PINEAPPLE!

Ham and PINEAPPLE Pizza is the best! PINEAPPLE must always be Bolded, Italiced and Captilised!!!!!

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=Fixing Theories since Sep, 2015 / Deviant Art =

Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:29:32 05/05/2015 by Camo22

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx

Gems: 5540

#9 Posted: 02:30:33 05/05/2015 | Topic Creator

Quote: Camo22

Quote: 84skylanderdude
Quote: Camo22
Try this...

1. Butter 2 slices of toast with Peanut Butter
2. Cut a banana into slices then cover a slice of toast with the slices
3. Cover banana slices with cream then a drizle of maple syrup
4. Put other slice of toast on top of cream.
5. Enjoy!

You have betrayed the citizens of Bananaland! You are obviously a PINEAPPLE!

Ham and PINEAPPLE Pizza is the best! PINEAPPLE must always be Bolded, Italiced and Captilised!!!!!

Yes! Eat and kill the Pineapples!!!

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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501	#10 Posted: 02:33:37 05/05/2015 YOU DIDEN'T Bold, Italic and Captilised THE WORD *PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Becides I'm part of the Human Group so I eat both ragardless. --- =Fixing Theories since Sep, 2015 / Deviant Art* =

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx

Gems: 5540

#11 Posted: 02:36:55 05/05/2015 | Topic Creator

Quote: Camo22

YOU DIDEN'T Bold, Italic and Captilised THE WORD PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Becides I'm part of the Human Group so I eat both ragardless.

I do not give any shine to the Pineapples. I do not bold, italicize, and capitilise. Only the Banana King is worthy of Bold.

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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Camo22 Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3501

#12 Posted: 02:40:09 05/05/2015

Quote: 84skylanderdude

Quote: Camo22
YOU DIDEN'T Bold, Italic and Captilised THE WORD PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Becides I'm part of the Human Group so I eat both ragardless.

I do not give any shine to the Pineapples. I do not bold, italicize, and capitilise. Only the Banana King is worthy of Bold.

You are so dissapointing on so many levels

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=Fixing Theories since Sep, 2015 / Deviant Art =

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx

Gems: 5540

#13 Posted: 02:41:06 05/05/2015 | Topic Creator

Quote: Camo22

Quote: 84skylanderdude
Quote: Camo22
YOU DIDEN'T Bold, Italic and Captilised THE WORD PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Becides I'm part of the Human Group so I eat both ragardless.

I do not give any shine to the Pineapples. I do not bold, italicize, and capitilise. Only the Banana King is worthy of Bold.

You are so dissapointing on so many levels

Because I do not let my enemies have anything nice? Pfft!

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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583	#14 Posted: 02:59:05 05/05/2015 My name is Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#15 Posted: 03:10:31 05/05/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: Wreckingball13 My name is Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. Yay for a Bananian name! --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133	#16 Posted: 03:55:55 05/05/2015 I am banananananananan nananananananana man --- 103 skylanders in total SSA:31/32 SG:26/30 SSF:39/56

Camo22 Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3501

#17 Posted: 03:56:34 05/05/2015

Quote: 84skylanderdude

Quote: Camo22
Quote: 84skylanderdude

I do not give any shine to the Pineapples. I do not bold, italicize, and capitilise. Only the Banana King is worthy of Bold.

You are so dissapointing on so many levels

Because I do not let my enemies have anything nice? Pfft!

Just comes to show that Bananas are not nice people.

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=Fixing Theories since Sep, 2015 / Deviant Art =

parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577	#18 Posted: 04:11:34 05/05/2015 Did someone say... banana? --- looks like ive got some things to do...

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#19 Posted: 10:47:03 05/05/2015 Bananas are a dying race. They had become more human to survive. --- ^ You all know it's true

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#20 Posted: 11:09:42 05/05/2015 \| Topic Creator Bananas will rule for eternity! Pineapples will rot! --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#21 Posted: 11:11:57 05/05/2015 Quote: 84skylanderdude Bananas will rule for eternity! Pineapples will rot! Until the tomatoes make a comeback. --- ^ You all know it's true

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#22 Posted: 11:22:18 05/05/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: Greeble Quote: 84skylanderdude Bananas will rule for eternity! Pineapples will rot! Until the tomatoes make a comeback. There have never been any foolish tomatoes. --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#23 Posted: 12:08:19 05/05/2015 Quote: 84skylanderdude Quote: Greeble Quote: 84skylanderdude Bananas will rule for eternity! Pineapples will rot! Until the tomatoes make a comeback. There have never been any foolish tomatoes. Someone needs to tell them. --- ^ You all know it's true

Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959	#24 Posted: 12:21:32 05/05/2015 ~~~~~ --- Don't worry, I'm a qualified Reactor Operator. I can handle this situation.

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#25 Posted: 12:25:37 05/05/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: Philomena ~~~~~ CHARLIE IS THE FALSE PROPHET --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324	#26 Posted: 20:48:19 05/05/2015 Order of the Banana Soraka! --- If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest icon from Empoh

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#27 Posted: 21:12:25 05/05/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: Trix Master 100 Order of the Banana Soraka! wat Bananas --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#28 Posted: 23:15:32 05/05/2015 Bananas are going to lose. All hail Apples. --- ^ You all know it's true

Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583	#29 Posted: 23:22:34 05/05/2015 Kinda sad nobody got my reference yet.

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#30 Posted: 23:25:55 05/05/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: Greeble Bananas are going to lose. All hail Apples. Do not bring up other races. Bananas and Pineapples are the main concern at the moment. --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833	#31 Posted: 23:33:02 05/05/2015 wow..... --- I am a Cow. "Moo".

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#32 Posted: 23:40:30 05/05/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: cowpowa23 wow..... What is? --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx

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#33 Posted: 21:34:17 16/07/2015 | Topic Creator

Guys, don't forget to vote for me as the Banana King of 2016. Elections end December 31. I can't let Willy Wonka win. If he wins, he's gonna merge Bananaland and Chocolateland into The Republic of the Chocolate Covered Banana Kingdom!! Oh the Hugh manatee!!

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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446	#34 Posted: 22:24:06 16/07/2015 Rule 85: all rules are fake! --- Stick em up! Credit to big green

Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9893	#35 Posted: 22:26:22 16/07/2015 Spoilered for swearing. --- "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666	#36 Posted: 09:49:10 17/07/2015 - - -

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#37 Posted: 10:27:54 17/07/2015 Apples are the dominant species, they're worshipped and everything. --- ^ You all know it's true

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540	#38 Posted: 14:15:55 17/07/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: Greeble Apples are the dominant species, they're worshipped and everything. Actually, the apples declared war on the Tomatos, and the Tomatos are our allies. --- “No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#39 Posted: 14:50:32 17/07/2015 Quote: 84skylanderdude Quote: Greeble Apples are the dominant species, they're worshipped and everything. Actually, the apples declared war on the Tomatos, and the Tomatos are our allies. You sided with the crazy fruit? Did you not watch the show, they overthrew their creator. --- ^ You all know it's true

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx

Gems: 5540

#40 Posted: 14:52:01 17/07/2015 | Topic Creator

Quote: Greeble

Quote: 84skylanderdude
Quote: Greeble
Apples are the dominant species, they're worshipped and everything.

Actually, the apples declared war on the Tomatos, and the Tomatos are our allies.

You sided with the crazy fruit?

Did you not watch the show, they overthrew their creator.

I don't know what show you're talking about.

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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Greeble Emerald Sparx

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#41 Posted: 15:02:19 17/07/2015

Quote: 84skylanderdude

Quote: Greeble
Quote: 84skylanderdude

Actually, the apples declared war on the Tomatos, and the Tomatos are our allies.

You sided with the crazy fruit?

Did you not watch the show, they overthrew their creator.

I don't know what show you're talking about.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Look it up, and you'll see what i mean.

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^ You all know it's true

84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx

Gems: 5540

#42 Posted: 15:03:53 17/07/2015 | Topic Creator

Quote: Greeble

Quote: 84skylanderdude
Quote: Greeble

You sided with the crazy fruit?

Did you not watch the show, they overthrew their creator.

I don't know what show you're talking about.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Look it up, and you'll see what i mean.

Those are fake

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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman

Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431	#43 Posted: 15:06:00 17/07/2015 Quote: 84skylanderdude Quote: Greeble Quote: 84skylanderdude I don't know what show you're talking about. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Look it up, and you'll see what i mean. Those are fake Not the movie duh. It's all about animation. --- ^ You all know it's true

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