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You can create your own Spyro bloopers here.

e.g. Spyro 2: Spyro charges into wall in Autumn Plains and gets himself knocked out

bloopers?

Bloopers are like mistakes and takeouts in a film or a game in this case. Like the Pixar films show you the funny takeout scenes at the end.

Oh this should be good!

Release the true gargon inside you! (Did I say that wrong?)

I hope that was Cynder.
What?! Why?
Cos if that wasn't Cynder, that means there's another hyped up, crazy, lunatic, black, thundering, fire-breathing, terrifying dragon flying around! (Was that a little overdone?)
(Sarcastically) Just a bit!

Cynder (In the first fight with her) : Hmm hmm hmm...Drink it!

Spyro: Uh, drink what?

Cynder: Darn it!!! Stupid overgrown body... *throws script down*

Sparx: Evil? Monsterous? Se--?

Spyro: Was that in the script?

Sparx: THERE'S A SCRIPT???

-CLL

Ok. This one's when Spyro frees Astor in STD.

Astor: Once you've passed through this fancy, vortex, thingy-ma-jigger, it'll take you back to...uh...back to the....uh...what's my line again?

(Groans) The Artisan Home. Come on! That was seventeenth take already.

Director: Take eighteen

Astor: Once you've passed through this fancy, vortex, thingy-ma-jigger, it'll take you back to the artisan home, but first let me...uh...uh oh...I forgot again...

(Throws arms in air in defeat) Raaaah! (Goes and hits head of wall)

Sorry, that one was a bit lame.

Where's um, whatsthe name of the guy I'm supposed to be killing now?
Director: FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S GNASTY GNORC!
Basty Borc. Got it.
Director: That's it. I QUIT!

Lol.

Ok this is Spyro's scene with Altair (Old Dragon from Blowhard)

Altair: Thanks for releasing me...uhh...what's your name?
Spyro
Altair: What? Speak up, sonny
(Louder)Spyro!
Altair: What?
(Yelling at the top of his lungs) Grrrr...IT'S SPYRO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Altair: Oh it's Tyro
That's it. I give in. *Exits the set and chucks script on the floor

The explanation of why Elder Magnus sound different in AHT to StD:

Magnus: *Jibbering on about pole swinging*

Magnus: To turn around on the pole, simply--

: S-sorry. I can't remember my line after this.

Magnus: You haven't got one!

Director walks onto stage

: Erm, you're on camera...

Director: Why do you think so? CUT!! I've had enou--WOAH!!

Director slips on a pebble, which lands on Magnus' toe.

Magnus: OWEE!!!

Magnus hops around in pain and sinks into the bog of the swamp

Director: Erm, bring in the emergency Magnus.

Hehe! Good one!

The reason why Spyro sounds different in Spyro 2 to Spyro 1...

When Spyro is gliding from the top of Autumn Plains to the orb on the island...

Spyro gliding

Spyro stops gliding

: Sorry, what do I do once I pass over the wall?

Director: CUT!! The stupid dragon lost a life.

: Who're you calling stupid?

Director lashes out

: Wait! This is my last life!

Director thinks to stop but... too late, Spyro is chopped in half and gets GAME OVER!!!

Director: Errr...bring in the Emergency Spyro!

Hehe! But kinda cruel to spyro. LOL. Ok, here's mine:

1.)
Oh what a lovely day it is now . . . Oops are we shooting?
Yes . . .
Oh my goodness gracious gosh - what a magnificently odious terrifficly out of order blooper on my part!

2.)
Release the true dragon within you!
Director: I can't hear you. Louder dragon!
Don't you be calling be a mere 'dragon' there sonny boy!
Director: (Icily) I - am - the - director - and - I - shall - call - you - what - I wish - to!
Right that does it!
*torches Director to cinders*
Bring on the substitute director and don't say what happened to the old one!

The scene after crush was killed

:Bring it on shorty!
: (bursts into histerical laughter)SHORTY! HAHAHAHA! *snort* HAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE SPYRO! HAHAHAHA!
director: *sigh* cut

Convexity Cynder Boss Fight;[(****)= action]
Grrrrrr.... Bring it (turns and walks toward edge of platform)
Ahhhh-chooooo!!!!! (Launches fire ball)
(gets hit in the butt) Owie!! (gets hit off platform and looks down and falls) AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: Unnnnhhh... Cynder, that wasn't in the script.
sorry I had to sneeze Ahhhh-chooooo!!!!! (Chars director)
(pops up near Cynder)
Director: (cough cough)
wanna grab a bite?
Yeah sure...

: It's working! IT'S WORKING!! I'VE GOT A DRAGON!!
: Flies out of portal and lands on a metal gem chest* Ow! Very rough landing.
Director: Cut! I guess it wasn't a good idea to a metal gem chest here.

Cool do that again!
Wrong game Spyro!
Midgets never get stuff right!
Shut up!
Director: Cut! Cut it out you three!
*incinerates director*
*silence*
So, who's gonna pay us now?

Good one right here

(The scene where Ripto blows up the portal)

Hey Ripto, that PowerKrystal would look nice on a Engagement ring!

(I randomly pop out of nowhere)

Me: *in Darth Vader's voice* What did you say?

Elora, you're in big trouble now!

*screams at the top of her lungs* I SHOULD LEARN TO WATCH MY MOUTH!

(i run back to ripto)

Me: Hey hot stuff!

*screams in horror*

Director: I GIVE UP! (swears under breath)

Hey Spyro, wanna go to the snack bar?

Sure!

Me: I'M COMMING TOO!

GTG INTRO: Spyro and Sparx in Dragon Worlds
(Spyro is seen running around the Dragon worlds in the pouring rain)

Is this rain ever going to stop? I even forgot what the sun looked like. We need to go on a vacation. Somewhere warm, somewhere sunny.

(Sees a portal with the words 'Dragon Shores' hovering in front of void)

Dragon shores! Yeah, how about it, Sparx? You up for a vacation to the beach?

(Spyro the runs towards portal)

Last one there's a Gno- OOF!!!

( Spyro misses the void and smacks into the arch)

*Groan* @_@ Ow...!

*snort* ********* HaHaHaHaHaHa...OMG...! I can't believe you missed that... HaHaHaHaHaHa...(laughing in hysterics)

GTG beginning portal scene (above scene).

*both run towards the portal*

Last one there's a gnorc!

*portal freezes and they both smack into ot*#

Who froze the flaming portal?!?!?!?!

Technically it's not flaming!

Director: CUT!!!

I think I'll do that scene too.

GTG beginning portal scene

Is this rain ever going to stop? I forgot what the sun looked like.

(muttering) Well duh Spyro if you looked at the sun you'd be blinded...

Director: Cut!! I heard that Sparx!

Here's another:

lalalala,lalalala elmo's world

Director: Wrong show Spyro

lalalala,lalalala elmo's world

Director: *slaps himself*
WTF?

*singing* Raindrop's keep falling on my head!

Boom boom!

Director: CUT! WTH!

LOL!!

That's a good one!!!

and : We're singing in the rain just singing in the rain...

DIRECTOR: CUT!! WOULD YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A COUPLE OF MAIGRAINES AND GET WITH THE SCENE!!!???

(Spyro and Sparx start laughing their heads off)

DIRECTOR: That's it! I give in!

(The director storms away from the set, kicking over a chair)

We're singing in the rain!
Oh what a glorious thing!
I'm happy again!

Hehehehe

Drip drip drop little April showers....

Director: WTF?!?!?!?!? We're not going Bambi for crying out loud!!!!!

Maaaaaa!

: Huh? *Picks up gem* this ain't a power crystal, it's pretty though.

Director: Cut! You're in the wrong game Neo.

: But can I still keep the gem?

: No.

Oh bling is my favourite thing!!!!!!!!!!

What the heck?!

Director: CUT!

*Spyro retrieves an orb*

An orb! WOOOOOO HOOOO!!!!! Oh! Ye-ah! Uh hu-uh! It's your birthday! Woo hoo-oo!

DIRECTOR: CUT! WHAT THE...!?

(Scene in ANB where Spyro rescues Cynder from the portal in Convexity).

I can't just leave her here!

What?! She just tried to kill you! Are you crazy!!!!!

Are you going off the script here?

No of course not! I didn't say she was sexy, did I?

*Cynder is being dragged closer to the portal*

Director: I'm warning you Sparx...

What? You're going to fire me? Like THAT'S going to happen! Where are you going to find another handsome dragonfly at such short notice?

Director: True, I suppose.

*Cynder is at the portal*

Right, let's start this scene over.

HELLO?!?!?! Will somebody RESCUE me already?!?!?!?

Oh! Sorry!

Director: Playback.

*the part in anb where ignitus looks in the pool*

sparx:so whats with the pool big guy

ignitus:well some dragons can see underwear in this pool i am one such dragon

Spyro:umm do you ever feel like were on some blooper forum?

Director:alright ill get the new brick to film a new cut

Spyro:brick? you mean we have to redo this whole thing?????!

Hehe

What was my line again?

Director: For heaven's sake!

How many times do we have to do this?

As many times as it takes.

Easy for you to say, you're like, ancient!

Excuse me!

Well it's true!

That's it! *throws down script* You need to learn some manners, young dragon!

Bring it! I'm not getting any younger and neither are you!

Why you...!!!

*ignitus performs fire fury and spyro blasts him with earth fury*

Director: Cut, CUT!!! Where are the emergency hot dogs???

cool. i got one.
(icy peak)
spyro: ok lets go kick some rhynoc butt!
sparx: um. *giggles* have you looked in the mirror lately.
spyro: what do you mean sparx.
spyro looks into iced lake.
spyro: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'M PINK!!!!!!!
director switches on barbie girl music.
everyone but spyro: *singing*
i'm a barbie girl
in a barbie world
wrapped in plastic
it's fantastic.
spyro: ah i had it with ya! i'll be in my trailer!

LMAO have you heard this version?

I'm a barbie girl
My face makes you hurl!

Ken: No way barbie you're too ugly!

(Can't remember the rest)

no but it sounds funny. what does LMAO mean?

Laugh
My
A**
Off

Well you asked.....
And there's also:

ROFL or ROTFL

Roll
On
the
Floor
Laughing

Which is sometimes used, but you might have known that already.

yeah. sorry i'm not good with letters marking things. the only things like that are lol and rofl. but like you said, i asked

i've got another blooper.
(autumn plains cutscene)
moneybags: hm. that ripto caused enough damage. all this medelling has cost me a fortune. if it wasn't for spyro i'd be... um i'd be... um.. what was the word?
Directer: CUT! bankrupt.
moneybags: BANKRUPT! i'll never be bankrupt. how can i be bankrupt when i stole all the money from spyro's piggy bank?
spyro: wait! YOUR the one who stole from my piggy bank?!
ripto: oh for the love of avalar can we just get on with the scene. do you have any idea how uncomfortable it is to sit on this sack of a monster?!
(gulp gets mad and throws ripto off his back. ripto's off flying. crush and gulp leave)
ripto:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
spyro:give me back my money!
Moneybags: well.. i.. um... gotta go now. toodles! (runs away)
(spyro flames him, crushes him to the ground, picks up his piggy bank and leaves the set)
spyro: come on sparx, lets meet hunter, elora, zoe and the proffesser for pizza.
Moneybags: does that mean i won't get my raise.
directer: DUH!
moneybags: *sighs* *weeps*

LOL

Just wondering, do you know you can edit your posts?

yeah

Ok never mind then!

LMAo funny!!!

*In the last scene of ANB after Spyro rescues Cynder from the portal of convexity and Cynder is little and they're in front of Ignitus*

I've barely got enough strengh to lift my head

You'll get your strength back over time (or something like that lol i forget)

:spryo: *automatically starts breaking out in song* Got me lookin so crazy right now, got me hopin you'll page me right now, got me hopin you'll save me right now, lookin so crazy in love, got me lookin so crazy in love! *and continues singing*

Spyro and Cynder sittin in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!

:Ignitus: *stares at them with the strangest look on his face* WTF?!?!!?!?!?

Director: CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! uh.... i mean cut. hehe

*walks away from scene and while blinking runs into a wall* Thats it!!! I QUIT!!!

and *look at the Director in the same face Ignitus gave Spyro* *burst out singing again* Got me lookin so crazy right now....... (while they're filming) *start dancing retardedly*


I know its stupid but lmao ^>^ xD

Oh my god i have school tomorrow at the dojo!

What? school!

yes school!

i forgot my line!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPARX!