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You can't be a Millenial if you know this... [CLOSED]
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#1 Posted: 19:26:17 13/04/2015 | Topic Creator
I was born in 1990 but I will never call or see myself a Millennial because:

1. I don't like Justin Bieber or Kim Kartelian/Kardashnic/I couldn't be bothered saying her last name.

2. I remember Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Skeleton Warriors, Biker Mice from Mars, Street Sharks, Extreme Dinosaurs and many other 90's shlock.

3. I'm cynical.

4. I'm responsible with my money.
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CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#2 Posted: 19:35:35 13/04/2015
1. Implying Millennials like Bieber and Kim.

2. Power Rangers are still a thing.

3. Millennials can't be cynical? People born in 2000 are 14-15. Loads of teens are cynical.

4. Not being wise with money is not a new thing with Millennials. It's part of being a kid or teenager.

And no, you wouldn't be considered a Millennial because by the time the millennium started you were 9. You are a 90s kid. Congratulations.

This post is on the same level as one of those "98% of teens would cry if JB jumped off a bridge". It's a horrible unfunny lie made to make the person posting it look cool for being "different".
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:36:21 13/04/2015 by CAV
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#3 Posted: 19:37:27 13/04/2015
This is a parody post, right?
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#4 Posted: 21:15:26 13/04/2015
i dont even know what i am

was born in 1996 halp wat is lief-
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#5 Posted: 21:30:44 13/04/2015
I don't care about anything from 1 or 2 and I was born in 1994, what does that make me?
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#6 Posted: 21:51:39 13/04/2015
All this tall about being a 90s kid...who gives a ****
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#7 Posted: 22:48:29 13/04/2015
This topic's a joke
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3738
#8 Posted: 01:19:36 14/04/2015
Quote: CAV
1. Implying Millennials like Bieber and Kim.

2. Power Rangers are still a thing.

3. Millennials can't be cynical? People born in 2000 are 14-15. Loads of teens are cynical.

4. Not being wise with money is not a new thing with Millennials. It's part of being a kid or teenager.

And no, you wouldn't be considered a Millennial because by the time the millennium started you were 9. You are a 90s kid. Congratulations.

This post is on the same level as one of those "98% of teens would cry if JB jumped off a bridge". It's a horrible unfunny lie made to make the person posting it look cool for being "different".



BLESS YOUR SOUL
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#9 Posted: 18:58:44 14/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Yes... This topic is a joke. Lottsa people say I'm funny so there you go.
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Needz more eh-mo-shuns.
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