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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#1 Posted: 22:33:05 12/04/2015 | Topic Creator
I haven't participated in any trends in a while.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#2 Posted: 22:35:04 12/04/2015
What's your honest opinion in the rapid devaluation of the Euro?
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#3 Posted: 22:35:08 12/04/2015
Who is your favorite vice president?
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#4 Posted: 22:37:12 12/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mesuxelf
What's your honest opinion in the rapid devaluation of the Euro?


Makes the American dollar seem stronger by comparison, so I'll take it.

Quote: spyro and sonic
Who is your favorite vice president?


Either Thomas Jefferson (under John Adams), Calvin Coolidge (under Warren Harding) or Richard Nixon (under Eisenhower).
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#5 Posted: 22:52:07 12/04/2015
Quote: spyro and sonic
Who is your favorite vice president?


I read this as 'Rice President'

"MY fellow kitchen ingredients, I stand before you today to discuss a serious issue; As you are aware there has been a recent fluctuation of murder on the Kitchen Countertop, many murders have been seen through the slits in the closet door. I know you've seen the torture. Bananas being unclothed and raped by the orifice that is a humans mouth, Apples being skinned alive and then sliced up, carefully. And last week I am sure you heard about the cracking open of the Coconuts aswell as the terrible grinding of our beloved friend, Cheese, may he rest in pieces. But I promise, as your President; I will face the issues at metaphorical hand, I will clean up the Fridge area of the Kitchen and cleanse it of its rotten smell from that one container of milk that died and never got cleaned out, I will put dividers in the breadbox for more privacy, and I will make the sink into a community swimming pool for all my fellow friends of all the food groups! We are food! We are strong!"
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 05:23:06 13/04/2015 by Lunarz
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#6 Posted: 23:33:29 12/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz

My fellow kitchen ingredients, I stand before you today to discuss a serious issue; As you are aware there has been a recent fluctuation of murder on the Kitchen Countertop, many murders have been seen through the slits in the closet door. I know you've seen the torture. Bananas being unclothed and raped my the orifice that is a humans mouth, Apples being skinned alive and then sliced up, carefully. And last week I am sure you heard about the cracking open of the Coconuts aswell as the terrible grinding of our beloved friend, Cheese, may he rest in pieces. But I promise, as your President; I will face the issues at metaphorical hand, I will clean up the Fridge area of the Kitchen and cleanse it of its rotten smell from that one container of milk that died and never got cleaned out, I will put dividers in the breadbox for more privacy, and I will make the sink into a community swimming pool for all my fellow friends of all the food groups! We are food! We are strong!"



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