Forum

Poll

14 Years of Skylanders, Have You Played Any?
View Results
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > Fresh Red Sparx lemonade
Forum List Topic List
Page 1 of 1
Fresh Red Sparx lemonade [CLOSED]
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#1 Posted: 02:09:15 10/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Only 5 coins and 1 gem a glass!
---
Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#2 Posted: 02:11:05 10/04/2015
my gems are more valuable than that
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#3 Posted: 02:14:57 10/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: spyro and sonic
my gems are more valuable than that


Oh and the first one is free *hands glass of Red Sparx Lemonade*
---
Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#4 Posted: 02:16:36 10/04/2015
why should i pay money for a cannibal drink.
---
the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
wavesorcerer14 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5250
#5 Posted: 02:18:49 10/04/2015
Yum! Wait, eww, I taste PopFizzMagic! Blech!
---
"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
TakeYourLemons Gold Sparx Gems: 2350
#6 Posted: 02:30:04 10/04/2015
Who said I liked lemons?
epicLLOYD Yellow Sparx Gems: 1893
#7 Posted: 06:04:37 10/04/2015
Do the red sparx make it like children make and sell lemonade outside their house or is it made from red sparxes?
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#8 Posted: 06:06:06 10/04/2015
Quote: TakeYourLemons
Who said I liked lemons?





Ooh I'm liking this guy.
---
Don't worry, I'm a qualified Reactor Operator. I can handle this situation.
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#9 Posted: 06:07:25 10/04/2015
Quote: epicLLOYD
Do the red sparx make it like children make and sell lemonade outside their house or is it made from red sparxes?



The blood of the children.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#10 Posted: 06:08:10 10/04/2015
I thought they lactated
Philomena Blue Sparx Gems: 959
#11 Posted: 06:08:46 10/04/2015
Quote: Metallo
I thought they lactated



You just want to see me squeeze my nipples.
---
Don't worry, I'm a qualified Reactor Operator. I can handle this situation.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#12 Posted: 06:10:04 10/04/2015
Quote: Philomena
Quote: Metallo
I thought they lactated



You just want to see me squeeze my nipples.



-licks lips-
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#13 Posted: 07:07:09 10/04/2015
I lost all my dS coins on April 2nd. I think dark52 is punishing me
---
Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#14 Posted: 07:19:48 10/04/2015
I'm suing you I couldv'e sworn I tasted gnarlytreesnex
---
Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#15 Posted: 08:07:21 10/04/2015
What a mixture of flavors.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#16 Posted: 08:12:00 10/04/2015
Is it made by red sparxes in your basement?
---
Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#17 Posted: 08:28:44 10/04/2015
Quote: Lunarz
Is it made by red sparxes in your basement?



Health Inspector Alert!

EVERYONE, ABANDON THIS MONSTROSITY!!!!
---
Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#18 Posted: 13:16:21 10/04/2015
you monster
TakeYourLemons Gold Sparx Gems: 2350
#19 Posted: 15:38:35 10/04/2015
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too.
Eternal Sunfury Blue Sparx Gems: 664
#20 Posted: 17:05:01 10/04/2015
Quote: Philomena
Quote: TakeYourLemons
Who said I liked lemons?




Ooh I'm liking this guy.



"Yeah."
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah, take the lemons..."
"Yeah!"
"Oh, I like this guy."
"BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!"
"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"
"Goodbye, sir."
"I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons!
We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body!"
"And he'll probably kill us, because he's incredibly powerful and I have no plan."
"Wow."
"Still, though, let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity."
---
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#21 Posted: 17:37:25 10/04/2015
If this lemonade is not infused with strawberries and fresh virgin blood, then I'm out.
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#22 Posted: 21:34:32 10/04/2015
dammit I missed the referencing of portal
---
you never saw me
Eternal Sunfury Blue Sparx Gems: 664
#23 Posted: 22:47:10 10/04/2015
Quote: I-Brawler
dammit I missed the referencing of portal



It never truly ends.
---
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.
Page 1 of 1
Forum List Topic List

Please login or register a forum account to post a message.

Username Password Remember Me