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spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#1 Posted: 16:33:08 08/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Oh, no, reader-of-this-topic! It looks like Loki is planning on attacking Earth, and for a completely legitimate, come-on-guys-seriously-trust-me completely legitimate reason you are the only superhero left to stand in Loki's way!

What's that? You say you're not a superhero? And that you don't have any superpowers?

Nonsense! You obviously have some sort of oddly specific amnesia that I did not just make up that is causing you to forget! Click on this link here(No cheating and rerolling!) to remember what your superpower is, and tell us how you plan on bringing Loki down!
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Superpower: Synchronization

Well, I obviously plan on inducing my own power apex to bring myself to my full potential in a totally non-deus-ex-machina way, making myself just strong enough to bring Loki down after a twenty-four minute fight with two commercial breaks.
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The thing I never really wrapped my brain around until now was in order to be remembered, in order to leave something significant behind, you have to leave
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#2 Posted: 17:25:34 08/04/2015
Superpower: Absolute Stamina

Whoa.
I'll just infinitely punch him.
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#3 Posted: 17:46:51 08/04/2015
Superpower: Inodorsity

Well then, I'm dead
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
gillgrunt987 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7681
#4 Posted: 18:57:30 08/04/2015
Superpower: Size Enhancement

I'll rip the guy into little pieces, then watch as[REDACTED]
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I can survive scalding hot coffee and being whipped for 24 hours a day. Digestive biscuits or riot.
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3363
#5 Posted: 19:00:44 08/04/2015
Quote: gillgrunt987
Superpower: Size Enhancement

I'll rip the guy into little pieces, then watch as[REDACTED]



The power every man wishes he had.

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Disease Manipulation brah.

OP af

I'd just give loki cancer and have it act really ****ing fast.
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#6 Posted: 00:14:54 09/04/2015
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/...ce_Manipulation

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I'll just kill all the Chitauri, then give Loki the most painful death possible for trying to kill my planet.
wavesorcerer14 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5118
#7 Posted: 00:41:48 09/04/2015
Superpower: Sadness Augmentation

I'll make Loki depressed and eventually Loki will become so depressed he commits suicide. Problem solved!
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
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WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#8 Posted: 00:46:02 09/04/2015
Cosmic Manipulation. I can control space and time. There is no way he will ever kill me!
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Spread those positive vibes
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The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#9 Posted: 01:30:46 09/04/2015
Transcedent Ghost Physiology. He can't hurt me, and I'll haunt him forever and get other ghosts to haunt him 'till he dies. Also apparently I'm a demigod. By the way, does this have to do with the fact that I'm a very Undead Bone Chompy?
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^This might be sarcasm.
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#10 Posted: 02:20:46 09/04/2015
Wood manipulation....

Glorious.......
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#11 Posted: 02:26:48 09/04/2015
Supernova Inducement

Loki is doomed, as well as our world.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5631
#12 Posted: 02:33:02 09/04/2015
Umbrakinetic Claws

This is my kind of power! Any bad guy in my way is going down!
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#13 Posted: 13:58:24 09/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Superpower: Sealing Slash

I'll just nick him once and seal him in another dimension.
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The thing I never really wrapped my brain around until now was in order to be remembered, in order to leave something significant behind, you have to leave
TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8572
#14 Posted: 00:30:48 10/04/2015
Superpower: I can beat you at a Jeopardy match mother fricker
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#CynderIsAFireDragon
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#15 Posted: 10:57:56 10/04/2015
Superpower:Sheild Penetration

I'm gonna completely ignore my power and call the Avengers to do the job for me. I'M FLIPPIN USELESS!!!
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5631
#16 Posted: 13:28:04 10/04/2015
Earth Imprisonment

I'll just trap him in a prison of earth until it's possible to put him in a real prison, while he's still in a prison of earth. And maybe it causes suffocation as well.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#17 Posted: 13:44:07 10/04/2015
Quote: Iganagor
Superpower:Shield Penetration
I'm gonna completely ignore my power and call the Avengers to do my job. I'M FLIPPIN USELESS!!!


If you think yours is useless, scroll up to mine. My power is no scent .-.
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5631
#18 Posted: 14:53:19 10/04/2015
4th Wall Awareness

I'm dead.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
spyrolvr96 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1214
#19 Posted: 16:58:59 10/04/2015 | Topic Creator
Superpower: Power Balance

Well, Loki is a deity, so I'm pretty sure I can balance quite a bit of power here...
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The thing I never really wrapped my brain around until now was in order to be remembered, in order to leave something significant behind, you have to leave
Eternal Sunfury Blue Sparx Gems: 664
#20 Posted: 13:48:17 18/04/2015
Superpower: Phenomenon Inducement

The user can create phenoms that influence the distortions of the laws of physics for example nightmares intruding into reality, an ignored person becoming invisible, cause ice to form from water by heat, the reanimation of the dead, the chemical transformations of the human body, the creation of robots and various extraordinary events. Basically this is the power to create home-works for Scientists.

I'll just bring all the other superheros back to life, give myself ALL the superpowers and whish death upon his sorry soul.
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Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.
sprocketrocket Emerald Sparx Gems: 3689
#21 Posted: 20:52:10 27/06/2015
Gemstone manipulation

I shall crystalize him in rose quartz and use him as a decoration in my mansion which I am awarded for saving the world
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"When your beard is getting weird, Beard Spray! For men!"
Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3286
#22 Posted: 22:02:25 27/06/2015
Alcohol Empowerment!

wtf

I'll get drunk and then beat him up.

wtf is this power
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 22:03:54 27/06/2015 by Epic popthorn
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