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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#1 Posted: 09:54:48 25/02/2015 | Topic Creator
As a self taught fortune teller, i thought i'd give you all the benefit of my special skills.

If anyone would like their fortune told, come and see me i'll be happy to oblige.

Just so you know, i don't do refunds and all fortunes are legally binding.
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^ You all know it's true
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#2 Posted: 16:18:15 25/02/2015
tel me my foartyune plox
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#3 Posted: 16:23:51 25/02/2015 | Topic Creator
You're going to work in a high rise building for an up and coming company.

I see a lot of numbers, possible accounting.
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#4 Posted: 16:30:09 25/02/2015
smilie

yay thxyou mr foartyune tellar1
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#5 Posted: 16:31:02 25/02/2015
Alright.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#6 Posted: 16:33:17 25/02/2015 | Topic Creator
You're going to be a toy tester, but sadly it won't be a popular toy.
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spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#7 Posted: 16:38:30 25/02/2015
Quote: Greeble
You're going to be a toy tester, but sadly it won't be a popular toy.



Eh, money is money.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#8 Posted: 17:25:58 25/02/2015
wots my fortune m8?
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#9 Posted: 17:46:41 25/02/2015
gimmeh fortune
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you never saw me
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#10 Posted: 18:01:22 25/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Michael, you're going to work for the DMV, prepare yourself.

Brawler, you are going to be the next Barney the Dinosaur.
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darkwolf Diamond Sparx Gems: 7975
#11 Posted: 18:13:53 25/02/2015
what is mine?
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#12 Posted: 18:38:53 25/02/2015 | Topic Creator
You're going to work at a zoo as an animal trainer.
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Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#13 Posted: 20:18:26 25/02/2015
I exist?
gillgrunt987 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8254
#14 Posted: 20:50:58 25/02/2015
What about mine?
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I can survive scalding hot coffee and being whipped for 24 hours a day. Digestive biscuits or riot.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#15 Posted: 21:13:49 25/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Wreckingball you are going to travel and study marine life.

gillgrunt you are going to work for Starbucks.
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Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3319
#16 Posted: 21:21:21 25/02/2015
give it to me
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#17 Posted: 21:24:52 25/02/2015
Me me me do me . Thank you.
theuone Platinum Sparx Gems: 6184
#18 Posted: 21:26:33 25/02/2015
Tell me what you forsee.
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On board Spyro Reignited hype, Choo choo!
Thanks to BlackWing116 for the Chimera drawing
Metaphorical phantom here, Blame everything lol.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#19 Posted: 21:27:32 25/02/2015 | Topic Creator
popthorn you're going to be a success in the fast food industry, when you create the latest snack craze.

whirlwind you are going to become a poet, and be more well known that Mia Angelou.
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mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#20 Posted: 22:18:32 12/03/2015
Bump because I want my fortune told across the inter net.
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Dead
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8575
#21 Posted: 22:21:10 12/03/2015
do me again
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#22 Posted: 22:25:32 12/03/2015
why not
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#23 Posted: 12:47:57 13/03/2015 | Topic Creator
So many ppl smilie

theuone, you will end up owning a dairy farm.

megaspyro, you will be the next Youtube sensation.

SPARXisAWESOME, you will work the stock market and end up an millionaire overnight.

spyroandsonic, you're now going to own the factory you became a tester for.

arceusprime, you will have a string of marriages, but on the plus side you'll have plenty of money to support yourself.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#24 Posted: 12:55:41 13/03/2015
Do ahead and do mine I guess
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#25 Posted: 12:58:04 13/03/2015
i dun like my old fortune gimmeh another
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you never saw me
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#26 Posted: 13:18:04 13/03/2015 | Topic Creator
StriderSwag you're going to meet someone who could be the love of your life, but they'll be taken.

I-Brawler, adding to what i already told you, you're going to be a big name in television, the Barney thing is just a stepping stone to bigger things.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#27 Posted: 13:19:30 13/03/2015
***** please my girlfriend isn't taken
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#28 Posted: 13:20:46 13/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
***** please my girlfriend isn't taken


I say what i see, sorry no refunds.
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I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#29 Posted: 13:33:48 13/03/2015
ew me in front of people.....doing stuff for entertainment purposes at that

i'd never in infinite years do that so obviously ur fortune telling sux ur a fraud
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you never saw me
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#30 Posted: 13:38:21 13/03/2015
do me again do it again i need it tell me pls
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#31 Posted: 13:41:08 13/03/2015
lel im onli asking 4 fortiunes ewwww ur nasti.!!!11
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#32 Posted: 13:48:04 13/03/2015
omg u'd do that 4 me?? thnx x x so much.!!!1
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#33 Posted: 13:48:19 13/03/2015
guize this iz a fortune telling place get ur dirty mindz out of here now1!!111
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you never saw me
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#34 Posted: 13:50:46 13/03/2015
yeah rite like u can tell me what to do.!!!!!1
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#35 Posted: 14:00:49 13/03/2015
oh now ur goin' 2 far dood11!!!11!

prepare 2 be destroyed by my amazing 360 noscope skillz
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you never saw me
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#36 Posted: 14:07:13 13/03/2015
ur just a scrub n00b hardscoper

u cant try 2 beat me, the dankest 420 noscoper on teh planet.avi.exe.wmv
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#37 Posted: 14:10:51 13/03/2015
orgy in the fortune telling room
im the stripper
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#38 Posted: 14:12:13 13/03/2015
I'm Magic Mike
I-Brawler Emerald Sparx Gems: 3565
#39 Posted: 14:14:58 13/03/2015
well then i guess i'll have to up the difficulty

how bout you get shrekt by my 560 noscope
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you never saw me
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#40 Posted: 14:29:58 13/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: I-Brawler
ew me in front of people.....doing stuff for entertainment purposes at that

i'd never in infinite years do that so obviously ur fortune telling sux ur a fraud


If only i was smilie

Cynder, you're going to get a modelling job, for a cosmetic company.

Michael, you're going to figure out how to summon a creature like Bob.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 14:45:57 13/03/2015 by Greeble
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#41 Posted: 14:38:43 13/03/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
I'm Magic Mike


whats hourly rate?

Quote: I-Brawler
well then i guess i'll have to up the difficulty

how bout you get shrekt by my 560 noscope


dont even talk to me unless you can 1440 noscope
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928
#42 Posted: 15:01:04 13/03/2015
Please consult the magic 8 ball for me.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#43 Posted: 15:06:35 13/03/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
Please consult the magic 8 ball for me.


You're going write fiction novels and one of them is going to be picked up for a tv series.
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