darkSpyro

Story 1: Spyro the Great Dog???
It is nice being a cute pet of a nice dog.
You do know that is a dragon not a dog?
(Points at )
WTF are you are you saying?
(shooting out fire)
What a nice bath.
Yeah. Although a volcano would be nicer.
(nods head)
These dogs are talking that stupid dog language.
(growls)
Shut the hell up!
What is "ut the ell up"
Freaking dragon.
You got it right!
(jumps up in the air)
Those dogs are sure stupid. I wonder why is jumping? Did I do something to make them laugh cause if so I am seriously gonna kill myself.
You see? You got it right!
(still jumping)
What? I don't understand.
He is a dragon idiot!
What is a dragon?
Why do I bother.
Yeah why do you.

starring drobot007?

So it's a story about your life!

Story 2: Unicorn! pt. 1
Sir , you wanted to see me?
( sits with his feet on a desk)
Don't bother sitting. You're not important enough to warrant more than a few moments of my time.
Being the leader of the Trap Team has gone to your head, hasn't it?
Stop talking. Your voice sounds like a banshee mixed with a screeching cat.
That's insult-
Stop. Listen. You're going to look after Skylanders Pre-Academy. Now go.
Pre-Academy!? I'm not suited for-
There's that voice again. , please show our friend the door.
( walks in the room and drags behind the Academy to the Pre-Academy)
Well, looks like I have to look over this place.
(The Pre-Academy students look at )
Unicorn!
Unicorn!
Dad?
Unicorn!
( gulps)
Oh no.
To be continued...

Story 3 Unicorn! pt.2
WTF
Do you want to play with my unicorn.
Mine you fatty.
Play with mine!
Play with mine PAPA!
Shut the hell up todds.
Don't treat my little students like that.
Or right.
(sighed)
You know what????
(jumps)
What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(stabbing himself)
Go to the normal school.
Well Well
(sighs)
Yes you dumb piece of....
Do that and you go back to preschool.
(angered)
Fine I will go to my desk.
Since this happened take this unicorn.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(runs to the playground)
Todds these days.
(laughs)

Story 4: Kickoff Soccer
Please don't use me as the ball... Dam you numskulls
(tries to blow up)
Time Bomb is 1 hour. Set it dumb ball.
Sweat it kid.
Bang! I blew up.
Did not.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
In hospital....
You are a fat, id...
Shut it. I will hammer him down when I am out of hospital.
At the kickoff warehouse
Can I paint you my colours?
Sure!
(paints himself)
Missing a dot.... There all set. Go to the hospital.
Hospital again
Hi guy...
Pound him we are out of here.
SMACK! I did it.
Ohh that hurt.
(rolls over and blows up)
Hospital again.
Stupid
At the kickoff warehouse
Sweet. All done now I will not be blamed. That was permanent paint I put on him. He will stay like that for ever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(LAUGHS LOUD)

Story 5: The Great Beach Ball
You know you're my best friend, right?
Of course, and your mine. Well, technically you're tied with .
, did you really forget me? I can't believe you!
( whispers to )
I better make this up to her. I think we're gonna go.
Okay, seeya later.
( walked away)
HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME!?
Gah! My ears are bleeding!
IT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE!
???: Targe cheab lab, targe cheab lab, targe cheab lab.
What was that?
I didn't hear anything.
Well ya, because now you're deaf. There's some weird chanting going on. Let's investigate.
( and follow the noise)
& What!? !?
Bow to the almighty beach ball.
What did he say? Something about a bleach mall? Do we have to go get bleach?
Flip, it's just a beach ball, there's nothing special.
Beach Ball: How dare you insult the great BB, the beach ball!
( stares at BB while wanders away)
Um, I'm gonna go.
BB: You can not escape BB! , pick me up and throw me at the weird vampire lady!
I am not weird!
( throws BB and dodges him)
BB: Help! I'm rolling towards the ocean!
(BB drifts into the ocean and swims after him. They disappear into the sea.
BB: I will have my revenge!

Story 6: Deaf as a Dragonfly
Why does need bleach? IT MAKES NO SENSE!
Are you deaf? Inside voices.
I do hear voices in my head! How did you know!?
( continues to look for bleach)
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THE BLEACH IS!?
That gave me a headache. Be quiet.
I sell bleach.
No, I just got back from the beach, I NEED BLEACH!
( drags to . points at )
Bleach!
Oh thank you! One bottle of bleach PLEASE!
Coming right UP!
GIVE ME THE BLEACH!
I WON'T TEACH YOU!
I DON'T NEED A PREACHER, I NEED BLEACH!
BYE!
( closes his shop. turns around to find the mall empty)
Hello?
Outside of the mall
You sent to the deaf guy? Good job!
Why thank you. Now they're locked in. We won't have to worry about them again. Ever!
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)

Story 7: Life Vs Undead Rap Battle
You eat your bones and put mustard on it.
You suckers eat veggies.
Suck it up little princess.
Well I can say watermelons are bad.
WRONG!
Oh really? Come on
You underwear smells like farts and veggies.
Bring it on. Come on
Dogs can suck on your bones but they only last 1 second because they are so weak.
I am a dog and I am strong.
Did I miss.... You like dogs but we like bones.
Hey. You do know that you said you don't like your fellow undead member.
Undead is weak life is strong!
Eat that for some size.
We can't even eat.
Well I can eat bones and ghost.
See.
See what?
STOP!
Fine but he started it.
True.
Detention for all you guys.
I am not a guy.
Shut up smarty. Double Trouble, Double Detention.
A day for all apart from she gets 2 days detation.
Dam it.

ohh cool can i join?

Yes you cam join.

Please it's my bday today

Look at the pm I sent

Story 8 AWESOME BYE SUCKERS!
it's my bday it's my bday!
oh hi breeze happy 34th birthday
guess what i got for my birthday?
what?
a bikini!
oh...
honey
what moma
it's time to go to school
do i have to go
yes come on it's your little brother's first day
& he's just stupid he calls me ugly &
shush
umm
momma momma
what little honey bum bum
is it me fir2t day of chool?
yes it is
AWESOME BYE SUCKERS!
he was born last year

Story 9: The Arena
What's up ?
Oh, it's you.
What? Don't you like me?
No, I don't.
But why?
I'm the boxer of Skylands, not you.
Is that a challenge?
Yes.
To the Arena!
At the Arena
Hello, and welcome to the Arena! I am your host, , and this should be an exciting match. First up, the vampire boxer from the ghost world, !
Roll with the punches!
And, the challenger, the bot boxer, !
Down for the count!
And this match is underway!
Take that!
No, you take that!
And this is just an all-out brawl!
I know what will beat you...
Oh, and has grabbed a steel chair! Ouch, just got flattened with that chair! THIS CAN'T BE ALLOWED!
Ow! Is that a ninja star?
( collapses)
I guess Kung Fu wins.
( smiles and chuckles)

Story 10: Jolly Good Day
Merry Easter.
It is Christmas dumb boy!
No it isn't fatty.
Yes it is.
No it isn't.
Why do you think we are selling painted eggs?
(points at the eggs and the boss comes out of no where)
That is because it is Easter dumbo.
Ok boss.
(sighs)
Now get more tomatoes.
You will pay for this.
(runs off)
Next time don't argue with the employee.
Fine!
(glares at )
Kids and employees these days gee.
( runs back to the place where the father and son rare standing)
Looks like hard work.
Come back stupid.
Ok boss.
Sucker.
You are right he is a sucker.
(both laugh)
Thanks dad.
(smiles)

Not bad, quite funny, especially the Fryno's one.

Story 11 Good bye Suckers part 2
so mom when are we going to school
we're going right now

come on Breezlisha be happy
i wanted my bday to be at home not school
Spralex has a gift for you
do you?
yes i do
tickle HIM
NOOOOOOOOOO
hey stop fighting we still have to pick up your other brother & sister from University
yay
{At the university]
hi mom
hi honey how are you
Mom i missed you!'
ahh me too
come on Suckers & let's go to chucky chesse
hey breezlisha happy birthday!
daddy i want to go to CHUCKY CHESSE
ok fine
yay

Story 12: Drobot Talking to himself
Hi
Hi
How are you going?
Good.
Stop talking to yourself.
It is weird
You are so annoying.
Big deal I used to do that but know I think it is dumb.
(sighs)
You did?
Yes.
(runs a lap around the park)
Why did she just run a lap of the park?
How are you going?
Fine I will stop.
Talking to a mirror is dumb.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
(all frustrated)
I stopped now!
(flies in the air and falls in love with )
Hi handsome dragon.
Wanna go on a date?
(shakes)
Why don't we go to the Skyhighlands 5 star café?
Sure!
(blushing)
I'll race ya.
Ok.

Story 13: League of Legends
Legends are better than the normal.
By far.
We know how to shove a spade up their a$$'s.
(laughs)
That is a little too far.
(laughs)
Ha they all have no idea we are talking about them.
(laughs)
Or are they?
(laughs)
Stop being stupid.
(frowning)
Yeah.
Point made.
Or not there they are.
Crap.
(jumps up and down till the normal skylanders came)
Crap or right.
(laughs)
You guys are dumb balls.
(points at the Legendaries)
No we are not.
Wah!
(cries)
Cry or right.
(laughs)
Yeah.
Run guys!
(huffing and panting)
Great Idea.
Oh no you don't.
Legends suck but they are similar to me.
Sigh. Yes the true story of legends.
The end.
Wow this was a short story.
Shut the hell up.
(laughs)

Story 14: The Skylands Zoo
How are you doing ?
I'm doing good, but you need to get away. You smell terrible.
My feelings are shattered.
Really? Tell that to your voice, you're speaking with a monotone.
Now you're criticising my voice. Rude!
Crybaby!
And now you insult me!? Gah!
(Bags are placed over 's and 's heads)
At a mysterious place
Where are we?
I don't know.
???: The animals are talking.
( and freeze as the bags are taken off of their heads)
Why are we in a cage?
What are those strange, fleshy creatures staring at us?
I don't know, but they're very loud and annoying.
Humans: We heard that!
(A portal appears in another cage and is thrown through. The portal disappears)
Beach Ball? BB? WHERE ARE YOU BB!?
Humans: That dolphin can walk on land.
Quick, while they're distracted, let's get out!
( punches through the bars. Him and creep their way to a large gate)
Out we go!
Hey, this gate has some words on it!
What is the World Zoo?
Never heard of it. Come on, let's find our way home.

Great.

Thank you, 15 on the way.

I like Fryno's stories

How about mine?

Story 15: We're not in Skylands Anymore
, catch!
( throws an air disc)
Really? Just because I'm a dog, that doesn't mean I obey all canine stereotypes.
You chewed on a bone and buried a newspaper earlier.
I said I don't obey every stereoype, not all of them.
Guys, and have disappeared. You need to help me find them.
( and start to look for and , but a shadowy figure throws them into a portal)
Ah! Teleporting aliens!
, it's just me, .
That's what a teleporting alien would say...
Hey, it's and ! We were looking for you!
some shady figure kidnapped us and trapped us in the World Zoo.
It was probably an alien...
A shady figure threw us into a portal.
It's a mystery.
According to your friend, it's a conspiracy.
It's all because of the aliens...
Well, let's find some way to get back to Skylands.
In Skylands
???: They're finally gone. Those four were the biggest things in my way. Did get you get rid of ?
Yes, sir.
???: Good. Soon, the whole world will know the name...
! Ha ha ha- egh, fly in my mouth. Blegh.

Story 16: Drobot's Date
So you like what?
I am a famous egg hatching Olympian.
Wow. First you are pretty and now you are an Olympian. What a life.
TOOT! Oops sorry I farted an egg out.
That stinks.
(laughs)
From Another Place over a walkie talkie
Over Over can you come to the unknown place that I am at with your girlfriend.
I bought myself a bone dog!
Wolf! Wolf! Who gives a crap.
Skylands
We need to go now.
Cool our Wedding.
Yes that first.
(sighs)
Let's do it now.
Ok.
I forgot to tell you I am having a robotic egg.
Cool now let's go.

Story 17: Drobot's wedding and Baby
In hospital
It is a growing baby.
OMG!
(huffs and puffs)
Wah! Wah! Wah!
(crying a long time)
Let's call it Droboom!
No sounds better.
Ok.
The Wedding
Do you take as your wife?
Sure!
Do you take as your husband?
Ok. I accept.
Da Da Da....
You can stop that....
Daddy.
(cries)
His first word!
(thinks of something violent)
Great!
Yeah it is!
Now let's hurry and save my friends.

Story 18: Saving the Others
Let's take this rocketship.
Great idea.
(smiles)
Off we go.
He can talk!
I taught him before.
That is right Dad.
On the planet
Great now save me.
Me too.
Think of the dog too.
(pushes over)
There is a portal there.
BB come here.
Great another.
Have you seen BB anywhere?
Who is BB?
My beach ball.
On Skylands
We sent in the portal.
Also this other guy looking for his stupid beach ball.
Great. I will show the boss.
How did the mission go?
Great.
Nice to hear admin. I did some work by capturing 3 in here.
Get me out! I thought you were nice!
(squirms)
When I get out I am going to pound you!
He will just explode.
Don't do it!
Right where I want you.
(chuckles)

STORY 19 *LOVE*BIRDS*
12 YEARS AGO:
Stealth elf would you marry me?
Yes
yes finally i married to the most beatiful Elf on the planet
NOW
Okay Mr Flame slinger this is the house you bought
thanks
this is where we're going to start our family
already starting with little little
you mean me
yes honey
TO BE COUNTIED

Chapter 15 by Fryno Forever is great!

Get ready for chapters on Friday, Saturday and Sunday!
#yolo

STOP HASHTAGGING!!!!!!

sorry...

No offence, but the stories are too random. Try connecting them.

I don't get it :/ sorry.

*walks away from this thread*

We do connect them but FunnyBonefan isn't connecting them.

Quote: Greeble

I don't get it :/ sorry.

*walks away from this thread*

I agree.

Quote: WilltheWizard

Quote: Greeble

I don't get it :/ sorry.

*walks away from this thread*

I agree.

No-one understands, thats why I only read Fryno's stories

Mine also make sence we are starting to connect but FunnyboneFan won't listen for the last time.
Get it?

Quote: Iganagor

Quote: WilltheWizard

Quote: Greeble

I don't get it :/ sorry.

*walks away from this thread*

I agree.

No-one understands, thats why I only read Fryno's stories

I think i need to leave before my buzz dies.

Keep going, you're doing fin.

Story 20: Trap
Well come on, to the portal!
Yeah!
BB!?
(The Skylanders run towards the portal as comes through)
Ouch, that hurt. But at least I'm not at the Pre-Academy.
We're going back through that portal.
Why!?
No explanations, let's go!
(The Skylanders run through the portal)
Um, class, that was a portal in effect. Thank you for the demonstration.
Where's ? We have to tell him about our abduction.
He's in his office, like normal.
Thanks.
(The Skylanders ran to 's office)
, we were all sent to Earth! Someone here is evil!
I know. !
( slams the door shut)
What's going on?
I'm scared mommy.
You shouldn't have come in here.
You really shouldn't have.
Oh no. Again.

I don't understand this. I am out.

This is getting boring, I'm gonna check Fryno Forevers other Fan Fics because they are good

Quote: Iganagor

This is getting boring, I'm gonna check Fryno Forevers other Fan Fics because they are good

Yeah! To Fryno Forever! No, but dude, don't say that. It is mean. Yes, this whole story thing is going way downhill. But you just don't say that.

Quote: WilltheWizard

Quote: Iganagor

This is getting boring, I'm gonna check Fryno Forevers other Fan Fics because they are good

Yeah! To Fryno Forever! No, but dude, don't say that. It is mean. Yes, this whole story thing is going way downhill. But you just don't say that.

Sorry, I think they gave up anyway...
But they havent announced it

I like Drobot007s old stories a bit more... But he closed it

Does this even exist anymore?

Quote: WilltheWizard

Does this even exist anymore?

shhhhh