Take a part of something you used to like and then something you used to do with it, while making sure the result will still sound good nearly three years after making it, and you've got yourself your new username! Then spend the next three years just silently sitting in the background watching everyone while occasionally trying and failing to make a witty joke and get ignored by everyone! Then email me your bank account number!*
*Note: that last one was purely a joke, please do not pull a Gnarly and actually do it.
Oh, God, why do I feel like I'm gonna get a bunch of really perverted responses from these instructions? 
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