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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#1 Posted: 14:28:23 22/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Who do you call when you need a statue of a ghost?
Ghost Busters


When do you stop at green and go on red?
When you eat a watermelon


Why was the salt shaker accused of being a pirate?
Because he was sea salt


How do you get Pikachus onto a bus?
You poke em on


How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 14:29:22 22/01/2015 by Windumup
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#2 Posted: 16:24:22 22/01/2015
There's already a topic for this
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=113297
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#3 Posted: 18:41:00 22/01/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
You wanna know a really great joke?

Your face.


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Yoshicrashcart8 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#4 Posted: 18:42:38 22/01/2015
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? "Bison."
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smilie smilie smilie Dark element is best element. smilie smilie smilie
Sudloo Emerald Sparx Gems: 3597
#5 Posted: 19:21:42 22/01/2015
i am a joke
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#6 Posted: 19:50:56 22/01/2015
What would a fortune teller do in a TV shop

Tel-e-vision (tell-a-vision)


Hahahhahahhahaahahah!
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3901
#7 Posted: 22:07:43 22/01/2015
why did the chicken cross the road
oh crud you already know!!!!!
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#8 Posted: 22:15:57 22/01/2015
this is an amazing joke.
amiibo stock.
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3901
#9 Posted: 22:34:43 22/01/2015
Quote: ZapNorris
this is an amazing joke.
amiibo stock.



[quote=Matteomax]It's also too early to compare Amiibo to these 2, as Nintendo is doing a -terrible job with stock.

"We're low on figures."

"Here, more Mario."

"B..but we have over 40 boxes o-"

"HAVE MORE PIKACHU, THEN."
lol....
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#10 Posted: 22:53:40 22/01/2015
Quote: skylandersspyro
why did the chicken cross the road
oh crud you already know!!!!!


No, I don't. Tell me. I. Need. To. Know.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#11 Posted: 23:15:34 22/01/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: skylandersspyro
why did the chicken cross the road
oh crud you already know!!!!!


No, I don't. Tell me. I. Need. To. Know.



Because
ur mom lel
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#12 Posted: 15:45:46 23/01/2015
What do cannibals eat when they're on a diet?

Pygmies..


I'm sorry I laugh, but think about it. lol smilie
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#13 Posted: 15:53:06 23/01/2015
jokes
eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436
#14 Posted: 16:15:53 23/01/2015
VIRTUAL BOY

THE JOKE WRITES IT SELF
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#15 Posted: 00:07:12 24/01/2015
> Post jokes


I'm sorry, I don't have a picture of your face.

AYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#16 Posted: 00:19:19 24/01/2015
Quote: Lunarz
> Post jokes


I'm sorry, I don't have a picture of your face.

AYYYYYYYYYYYY



OoooOOhohohOHOHhooh!!!11 get rekt m8!!111
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:19:41 24/01/2015 by Badwolfmichael
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#17 Posted: 00:41:43 24/01/2015
Quote: Lunarz
> Post jokes


I'm sorry, I don't have a picture of your face.

AYYYYYYYYYYYY



[User Posted Image]

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willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#18 Posted: 01:43:43 24/01/2015
dyro the spagon is a joke, right?
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#19 Posted: 01:51:29 24/01/2015
You turn my software into hardware smilie))))


Is that a joke?
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willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#20 Posted: 01:56:02 24/01/2015
Quote: Rickorio
You turn my software into hardware smilie))))


Is that a joke?



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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#21 Posted: 03:08:26 24/01/2015
What gets harder the more you play with it?

A rubix cube
C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10928
#22 Posted: 03:21:40 24/01/2015
What do Prussians order at the bar?
Two tonics (teutonics haha get it)
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