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Snap Shot vs. Wallop

SNAP SHOT: As fast as an arrow, I leap into a rap battle
Dominate this unknown creature, you’re glorified cattle
You think you’re strong, look at yourself from a different angle
You’re weaker than a feathery-winged angel
Try to hit me with a hammer, if you can get close
Long-distance attacks always beat melee blows

WALLOP: You think I’m just melee? You couldn’t be farther from the truth
Take a step back, let me throw this hammer and break more than your tooth
You better move when I get on the mic and let loose
When I’m done, you’ll be left with broken bones, bloodied and bruised
You’re history, crushed, you get the gist
Now let me get a Snap Shot of your face colliding with my fist

SNAP SHOT: I’m a crack shot, you’re associated with the rock
That I step on, your rep was gone when you challenged this croc
I’m the king of the swamp, your just getting old
Rock is nothing if it isn’t paired with a gator roll

WALLOP: I don’t know why people call you a Shard Act to Follow
You’re in the starter pack, of course your purchase precedes Wallop
When people buy me, it’s because playing as me is their aim
People only have you because you come with the game.

WHO WON?

Krypt King vs. Knight Light

Krypt King: It's time to start this battle of scimitar and sword
Krypt King, I think you should call me Lyric Lord
I've got the edge in this battle of wits
Like a freak, you had to be kept secret
I'm the king, and I don't remember knighting you
Then again you're so forgettable I won't remember fighting you

Knight Light: I will destroy you in this rapping fight
I'll make this undead numbskull see the light
This Arkeyan bot is about to malfunction
If you try to take me down, I will come back punching
I will handle this battle with angelic grace
Right after I smash in your face

Krypt King: It's a dark night for the Light Knight
You need a night light, you wannabe Dark Knight
I just switched up the lyrics, that takes skill
With that lyrical switch I just performed, you can't be more ill

Knight Light: I didn't think that I could get any sicker
But I guess I'm untouchable, and not just when I flicker
Circle of Light, you're about to levitate
Come towards the light and accept your fate.

WHO WON?

Knight Mare vs. Trail Blazer

Knight Mare: Nowhere to hide from the shadow centaur
This lance is much better than my friend's scimitar
The oracle of stones predicted this day
And said that I would blow you away
You're not a Skylander, you're a phony
Now trot your way back to My Little Pony

Trail Blazer: Come on, this battle isn't the slightest bit fair
The mane event isn't scared of a nightmare
I'll roundhouse kick you into next year
Maybe by then, your element will be something to fear
Two characters isn't that threatening
But this Knight Mare is about to have a bad ending

Knight Mare: I'll spit bars all over this unicorn
Get burned worse than your own fire horn
You're burning up, you're going to burst into flames
I'm the nightmare, the master of mind games

Trail Blazer: I'm on fire, I'll blast you with a fire ball
Burn you way worse than Hot Dog's firewall
Stampede all over a fool
I can stop you by waking up, you mule.

WHO WON?

Knight Mare: Now hang on a second, did you just say mule?
I believe that you are the fool
Why can't you get it through your skull
I'm a centaur, you're just dull
I will destroy you, you're just annoying
By this point, I'm just toying
With... you... it is true
I went past what was expected of us two
Like my reveal which went past the release
Because I'm special, and a beast.

Drobot vs. Chopper

Drobot: Sensors are indicating that you can't rap
But I'll spit with precision, be 100% sure of that
Blink and destroy, you will fall to the tech dragon
Supposed to be a Giant, but there was no way of making...
You taller than you ended up being
Minuscule one, your only logical option's fleeing

Chopper: I will crush you with this pure dino might
For you, there is no success in sight
Are you sure you're a dragon, I mean you couldn't fly
Before you built that machine like you're Wilbur or Orville Wright
You can't stop me because I am the best
Bow down to the tyrannosaurus, or get rexed

Drobot: You also couldn't fly if it weren't for a machine
You are the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen
Well technically you're the smallest, but that's beside the point
I'm taking to the skies, catch me if you can, boy

Chopper: Oh I can chase you all the way to the clouds
But I would crush you if we fought it out on the ground
All of your attacks rely on that suit
But one roar and I'll have you shaking in your boots.

WHO WON?

Tree Rex vs. Wash Buckler

TREE REX: Be afraid of the bark! Just leaf it to this Giant
To be the one who comes and crushes Wash Buckler, stop crying
It could be worse, at least it's not personal
I just have an arsenal of attacks. Surgical,
Precision when I spit rhymes, listen up, it's school time
I'm greener than fresh limes, it's my time, any last lines?

WASH BUCKLER: You think you can crush me? I don't quite agree
As you can see when you look at me, I'm better than a simple tree
Cutlass, cut last, everyone I outlast
All of you are outclassed, compared to me your outcasts
I don't care that I'm out-massed
Step up and get knocked out fast

TREE REX: My size doesn't matter, just look at Barkley
Also, I never recall you being called Gnarly
I shouldn't have expected more, so I'm sorry
Now stop talking so I can just enjoy some calamari

WASH BUCKLER: You're Gnarly, well I'm Dark, variants do not matter
Just be yourself, it's your only chance to climb the ladder
I'm what rapping's about, stand up and shout
Skill is all that counts, peace out.

WHO WON?

Gill Grunt vs. Riptide vs. Flip Wreck

GILL GRUNT: Hey copycat-fish, do you remember me?
I was the original underwater OG
And while you've somewhat lived up to the legacy
I'm about to crush you with this ever epic elegy
I am quite the legend, so you've probably heard tell of me
Now it's time for your sad attempt at keeping up the melody

RIP TIDE: You think that you're my better? That simply isn't true
Haven't you heard: Out with the old, in with new
Even your creators know you're too boring to salvage
Four series and still not up to par! Here's an adage:
If at first you don't succeed, you better try again
I guess for old Gill Grunt, that cycle never ends

FLIP WRECK: Hello my finned friends, fancy cowering in fear?
Because it's time to drop some rhymes that are sublime up in here
Gill Grunt, I'll just say it: you're old and out of touch
But with a character like yours, I expected just as much
Now Rip Tide, my old school compadre wasn't wrong
You're a failure, and I just ended you like this song

GILL GRUNT: I think you jumped the gun the same you way you jump through rings

RIP TIDE: After that insult to rap, we need to teach you how to sing

GILL GRUNT: You're the worst thing to happen to the water element

RIP TIDE: Since this old carp had the job of selling it

WHO WON?

Food Fight vs. Boomer

FOOD FIGHT: This lean rapping machine is busting on the scene
About to drop some beats as fresh as the fruit and greens
With which I associate, I'll show you who is truly great
Why do you deserve Elite, you're one of the Forgotten Eight
Your explosive attitude annoys me to the bone
So I'll crush you with organic skill: home-grown

BOOMER: I'm coming at you with such a grace you've never seen before
'Bout to plant you with explosive force: C4
Light a fuse on these bars, they're coming at you hard
The clock is running out and I'm choking you with art
I approached this battle with an unnerving calm
Now I'll sit back and watch your next verse bomb

FOOD FIGHT: This verse is going to blow you away
I injure your ego with everything that I say
Your 'explosive bars' are nothing but duds
It doesn't matter what you say next: you're done

BOOMER: You forgot how good I was, you should have expected
That there is no defense against it when the rapping commences
Bad news for your plants, these sick raps are contagious
There's no escaping the pipe bomb radius

WHO WON?