darkSpyro

Here's a new story that is in no way as random as my last.
chapter 1
Spyro was walking down the hall of the temple. He went to his room only to find a very stinky dragon laying on his bed.
GET OFF MY BED!
:dragon: Huh?
Get off my bed you squatter!
:dragon: Huh?
Just then Cynder walked in.
What's going on in hear?
Some stinky heap of flesh is on my bed and won't get off!
Why don't you flame him?
Just then Ignitus showed up.
What's all the noise about?
This stinky dragon is on my bed!
Oh that's just your half-brother Gruk. He's also half-retarded.
Oh, that explains everything. I'm going back to my room, where there is no family retards.
I can't believe I have a brother.
:Gruk: Huh?
Yes it's true, see when I saved your egg and Gaul took Cynder's, Gruk's egg somehow found itself into the oven. After I came back from saving your egg, I found Gruk's. The heat from the oven fried his brain.
And now he's here, in my bed. Something tells me he is not going to leave any time soon.
That's about right!

The end of chapter 1

good story.its funny

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chapter 2
Spyro walked over to Gruk
Can you get off my bed?
:Gruk: Um.......okay......um.....sure.
Gruk got up and fell off.
:Gruk: Hey, look! A butterfly!
AAAA! Spyro! Who made you retarded?! Was it Cynder?!
What? This is just my brother Gruk.
whatever, I'm leaving.
Hey, Gruk, why don't you go get Sparx?
:Gruk: Um........okay.
Just then Gaul walked in.
What? Two Spyros?!
:Gruk: I'm.......not.........Spyro........I'm..........Gruk.
Whatever.
And like that Gaul pulled out a cannon and shot Gruk.
:Gruk: Um.........ow......that.......hurt.
Hey! Leave him alone!
Spyro charged at Gaul.
What are you doing?! STOP!
WHAM!
OOOOWWWW!!!! MY LEG! YOU BROKE MY LEG!!!
Just then Cynder walked in.
Would you guys be quiet?!
:Gruk: um............okay.
Gaul ran off on his one leg screaming.
MOMMY!
Well at least he's gone. But I still need to find a way to get rid of Gruk.
I have an idea.

The end of chapter 2

ha!lol,that was funny!

chapter 3
are you sure this will work?
should work if everything is set up right.
Just then Gruk walked up.
:Gruk: Hey........guys.
Hey, Gruk, why don't you step in this cannon. It's a...uh lake tour.
:Gruk: Um........okay.
Gruk went in the cannon. Cynder lit the fuse.
BOOM!!!!
:Gruk: Weeeeeeeeeee...um.....weeeeeeeee!!!
Problem solved.
Cool. Why do I feel all yucky?
You ate a sock for lunch.
Oh, right.
Well, now we can get some sleep.
Later that night Cynder was walking to her bed when she saw Gruk sleeping on it.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! And how?
:Gruk: well.....um....Spyro...didn't....want..me.....so....I....came....to....stay.....with........you.
I think I might gag myself.
:Gruk: Don't....do....that.
The end of chapter 3

ha. that was funny!

epilouge
Gaul appeared
Time to die Grime!
:Gruk: My...name...is....Gruk.
Shut up!
just then Gaul pulled out a big cannon and shot Gruk into many peices.
Then Gaul cough cancer and died.
Then Spyro and Cynder lived retard-free.

Epilouge(2)
Cynder was walking into her room when she saw a very stinky(girl) dragon on her bed.


THE END!

Is there a point?

Nope!

Sure that's the end?! Poor Gruk! *fixes the destroyed Gruk*

I may make another. But right now I'm going to make a new story about different dragons. It'll be epic.

LOL ok, he DOSE look retardet!

But cute!

Thanks for all the comments, guys. My next story will be called Ellakat, I'll start it sometime later today.

Oh. So you just made this cause you were bored?

Are you trying to insult me or something? And NO! I made this because it sounded like a good idea, and most people seem to think it was. Also, not every story has to have a point.