darkSpyro

so you know koalas

well screw them they nasty


1. They have two dongs/va jay jays.

2. they have so many STDS, and the'll gonna kill themselves by having all the sexy time with all the STDS

3. They cannot control their piss, and it has STDS in it. so if a koala pisses on you, you're ****ed.

4. the babies eat ****, literally.

so when you see a koala, and want to hold it, think- Do you value your sanitary life?

guys this is a very important psa