darkSpyro

Have him launched into the air by a large rock, reflecting Kicker off multiple hard metal surfaces, killing him instantly. His body will then land on another plank with launches up a bottle of soap onto a button which activates the cogs in a very large contraption which ziplines a clothespin into dominos, which splits into 2 directions, 1 goes into a clock and the 2nd goes into the bottle of soap that we saw earlier. This knocks over the bottle of soap onto another button, which activates the clock and causes it to ignite and start a fire. The fire travels down a small little rope and goes into a large spiral of ropes, which is near an animatronic Abraham Lincoln which runs on heat. Abraham Lincoln will then begin to cut a rope which will make an extremely dense, metal block drop into a water that's about to overflow. The metal block drops into the water and causes the water to overflow into multiple buckets, which are attached to ropes that are connected to gates. The buckets go down as the gates rise, which release marbles which have faces of Sonic the hedgehog characters on them. The sonic balls all go into one lane and fly into a bucket, which turns and tips the balls into another single lane. The balls will then cause the knob to turn on a speaker, which causes a chicken to lay multiple eggs. Pee Wee Herman then marches down into the kitchen, yelling "OH BOY!" He then gets the chickens egg and breaks it over the previously made pancakes. He turns to Kicker's body and walks over to it.

He decapitates Kicker and uses his blood as syrup.

The end.

TL; DR: Peewee's Breakfast Machine of Death

I actually liked energon