darkSpyro

I'm making a story where random stuff will happen. If you don't like it then don't read it. So here goes.

chapter 1: One day Spyro and Cynder were walking down the street. Then they got attacked by a VERY ugly (So ugly it would make your eyes melt to even look at it) duckling. Spyro tossed an elaphant at it. The duck began to cry. Cynder tossed a stick of dynomite at it. The duck began to explode.
Spyro and Cynder then walked to the moon.


The end of chapter 1

Feel free to throw out ideas, I may use some of them.

Not joking when you said random.....

i seriously lol'd at Chapter 1

That was seriously funny.

LOL make us guest star

But the moon was A-FIRIN HIS LAZAH, [[BWAAAA~]] so they had to find a hostpital to treat shoop-da-whoop burns.

chapter 2
Spyro and Cynder were flying to the moon when 50 shoop da whoops appeared. the s.d.ws. fired their lazors, but were no match for the two elephants-I mean dragons. The moon was very mad and made the shoop da whoop leader(Darth Lazor) appear. Darth Lazor used his super weapon, the Guest Star. The two no-talkie dragons blew up the Guest Star with an ostrich gun. Spyro tossed a paper bag at Darth Lazor. D.L. began to bleed. Cynder tossed a toaster at the moon. The moon began to give everyone puppies. Spyro and Cynder then flew to a buger spa.
The end of chapter 2

when got they got to the buger spa, they were atttacked by giant burgers thorwing dictionaries at them.

[cracks up laughing] That's hilarious!