yesh!!! i'll be running this at the same time as what's in store, so this might get less attention. still good though!
CHANGES-
This will take more of a Tales Of Skylands writing style (TOS will be missed!) than a WBB stories writing style. not stealing ideas, just using a similar writing style to tales of skylands. stories will now be shorter and in one chapter, instead of multiple chapters!
We will have new trap teamers, villains, minis, and more! also, so e stories will take place in the real world! who knows?
there will be new stories every week!
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STORIES POSTED-
We're Making a Movie!- Zap and his friends try to make a crazy movie.
Villain Vault, Part one- the villains of the undead element share their stories with skylands' greatest author, boomer.
Rest In Pizza- shroomboom protests pizza hut, and ghost roaster, now the CEO, fights back.
Villain Vault, Part Two- The water villains tell their tales.
Stranded On food island- bash, camo, whirlwind, and zap get stuck on food island. they meet food fight, broccoli guy, tussle sprout, and chef pepper jack.
Villain Vault, Part Three: This time, it's the life villains.
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STORIES BEING WORKED ON-
Skylanders Academy, part one- High Five, Flip Wreck, and Bat Spin are ready to join the skylanders!...almost. first they need to go to school with the other trap team skylanders! (this story also touches on high five being camo's adopted brother.)
Villain Vault, Part four- we're halfway through the villain vault saga, and this time it's fire!
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STORIES UPCOMING-
Ultimate skylands showdown of ultimate destiny- the skylanders have an epic fight.
Skylanders: Puppet Adventure- The skylanders tell their story in a puppet show/musical with pyrotechnics.
Villain vault, part five- we're 5 out of eight parts in... and now it's earth!
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be sure to comment and tell your friends, family, bros, and hobos on the street!
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#1 Posted: 21:20:26 07/09/2014 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 21:41:48 07/09/2014 | Topic Creator
LET’S MAKE A MOVIE!
It’s been a while since i’ve really done anything. *Camo sprouts from the ground* AHH! you scared me! i know! i’ve trained! well, i’m bored. let’s call bash and hot dog! *RING RING MUDDAEFFAS!* *an hour later..* so we’re gonna do what? yeah! let’s go and make a movie, put it on youtube, and be FAMOUS! yeah! okay- we need five things. explosions, action, a bad guy, it to be in outer space, and a sexy person. oh stop it zap, you all know I’M sexy. i mean a girl… like scratch. *RING RING, FEMALE DAWG* *another hour later* and why am i here? to be in THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!! oh. do i have to do anything? take of your shirt! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! ewww! well, only if drobot is here… another phone call. *RING RING, KISS MY DONKEY* and why am i here? so scratch takes her shirt off! ......no. i just told you to call him so we could hang out… away from… this. bye, suckers! *they fly away* okay… the plot was alien cows must be stopped by some girl with radioactive fighting boobs. zap, i’m glad you’re my friend. because i want to see that. i guess movie’s cancelled? nah, let’s record the movie, but with a manikin instead. *one day later…* this is borderline unwatchable… to the internet! *another day* look at these comments! that’s…. not a good thing! can you even read? no. *silence* let’s just let it die down. *3 days later* guys, we just went viral! really? yeah! why? because of all this hate! yay hate! okay, now can we convert this manikin into a blow-up doll? YES!!! THE END! |
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#3 Posted: 23:05:17 07/09/2014
LOLOLOL
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#Braceface Sandwitch the new witch made of sand!!! I am that one person that got two toys launch day of Trap Team. |
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#4 Posted: 06:42:42 08/09/2014
Looking forward to this
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#5 Posted: 11:48:13 08/09/2014
I don't see a future in this story either, seeing Zapnorris make stories over and over. this is getting overdone no offence.
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#6 Posted: 14:00:50 08/09/2014
Quite funny indeed! ^.^ omg lol
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#7 Posted: 00:20:46 09/09/2014 | Topic Creator
VILLAIN VAULT
PART 1/8 UNDEAD - - - okay, first up... Masker Mind. Masker Mind: ah yes… an interview! Wait, don’t ask me anything! i can read your MIIIIND! I can tell, you want to ask me my part in the operation RIOT. i don’t do much, just posses people, make them do my bidding, just in a day’s work. anything el- and now you ask me what’s wrong with me? nothing! i’m just a MASKER MIND! …….NEXT! - - - okay, mr bone chompy, what was your part in operation riot? Bone Chompy: RRRRRRRRR….. RARARARARAR! RAWWWWWR! .....This is going nowhere. Bone Chompy: RARARARARARAR! RRRRRRRRR! SECURITY! - - - Okay, hood sickle, why do you try to scare torch? Hood Sickle: It’s a long story. well, not so much. she’s hot. What was your part in operation RIOT? Hood Sickle: i just freak random people out, kill them, get stuck in a tiny trap, and then i kill my friends now… *sobs* i’m so sorry. i had no idea you were this emotional. Hood Sickle: it’s okay. - - - Okay, Wolfgang! The Lone wolf, the big bad wolf, the alpha wo- Wolfgang: we get it! oh. so, your part in operation riot? Wolfgang: HUGE. i’m one of the golden queen’s right hand men, and i just go around and play my awesome music! i was told you have a tragic past, yes? Wolfgang: ah yes… all i wanted was for people to like my music… it’s okay. this is the second emotional villain i’ve dealt with. Wolfgang: oh yeah, that crybaby hood sickle. he can teleport, you know… Wolfgang: nonsense! *hood sickle teleports behind wolfgang.* Hood Sickle: masker mind told me you think i’m a crybaby.. i gotta go! *fight ensues* THE END! |
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#8 Posted: 00:57:41 09/09/2014
omg I loved this. It's hilarious to read. ^.^
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#9 Posted: 01:21:59 09/09/2014
Im loving this
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#10 Posted: 15:32:50 13/09/2014 | Topic Creator
REST IN PIZZA
*zap is walking into pizza hut when he sees shroomboom. * sup buddy! FREE THE SHROOMS! FREE THE SHROOMS! are you high or something? no! i’m saving my people! ... i’m still getting my pizza. crap… PHASE TWO COMMENCE! - - - Meanwhile at pizza hut HQ… sir, we’ve got a protester! he’s trying to save the mushrooms… well then… send in the King. yes sir. *chop chop runs off. ghost roaster opens a door, and looks over a rainbow-factory style factory for pizza.* MAKE MORE PIZZA, FOOLS! - - - *outside the same pizza hut, shroomboom has set up explosives.* thanks boomer. you’re welcome. LISTEN! HAND OVER THE MUSHROOMS OR DIE! *krypt king falls from the sky* Krypt King: Ummmm…. ABANDON THREAD! *krypt king jumps back into the sky.* PHASE 3 COMMENCE! - - - KING! YOU HAD ONE JOB!! Krypt King: he was gonna blow the place up! OH! then i’ll take care of him myself… *ghost roaster skull-charges all the way to pizza hut.* - - - OKAY! LAST CHANCE!!! *the skull hits shroomboom.* GHOST ROASTER!? THAT’S CEO OF PIZZA HUT GHOST ROASTER!! ......crap. forget this, i want tacos! THE END |
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#11 Posted: 15:42:57 13/09/2014
TACO TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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#12 Posted: 22:51:22 13/09/2014
Loving this! ^.^
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Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3286 |
#13 Posted: 17:28:13 14/09/2014
Hmm, this has potential, I quite enjoyed it actually.
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#14 Posted: 17:45:45 14/09/2014 | Topic Creator
The Next story will be...
Villain Vault- PART 2 (Water edition) |
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#15 Posted: 22:48:03 14/09/2014 | Topic Creator
VILLAIN VAULT- PART TWO!
WATER Okay Threatpack, what did you do in operation ri- Threatpack: NOEP! *threatpack flies away.* SECURITY!!! - - - Say, crosscrow, operation RIOT ring a bell? Cross Crow: All i can say is that i was i turned off the lights! i see. - - - slobber trap, are you related to slobber tooth? Slobber Trap: Yeah, he’s my brother. how’d you get into a life of crime? Slobber Trap: Eon tried to make me a freakin water skylander. WATER! so i went to be evil! and i still wound up being water. your part in RIOT? Slobber Trap: my alibi is WATER tight. i was sleeping. AHHH! THAT PUN BROKE MY TOE! Slobber Trap: crap! - - - BILL! DUDE! HOW’S IT BEEN? Chill Bill: i’m not related to you at all. you’re my cousin’s neighbor. you came to all the parties! Chill Bill: were you that guy who never wore pants? .....NEXT! - - - Brawl and chain…. tell me, are you HOOKED on a feeling? Brawl and chain: MY TOES!!!!!!! oh crap! i forgot! Brawl and chain: anyway…. if you’re gonna ask about RIOT, i just suffocated the guards. *boomer runs off, screaming* - - - Okay Gulper, what’s it like being a doom raider? Gulper: i just wanted soda…. why? Gulper: they tried to kill me over soda! i want soda, is that too much to ask?? no. Gulper: now give me soda or DIE! now that’s why you’re in jail!! *boomer runs again.* THE END. |
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#16 Posted: 22:53:51 14/09/2014
This is...omg lol
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SackBoy01 Gold Sparx Gems: 2327 |
#17 Posted: 03:19:22 15/09/2014
Lol I love this!
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#18 Posted: 02:16:03 20/09/2014
This is great!
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#19 Posted: 23:45:52 25/09/2014 | Topic Creator
we will be back when the trap team smilies arrive.
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#20 Posted: 23:58:15 25/09/2014
Yeah boy!!
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#21 Posted: 13:30:19 01/10/2014 | Topic Creator
now there are smilies for TT, so stories will now continue!!
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#22 Posted: 20:58:23 02/10/2014 | Topic Creator
lemme test this-
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#23 Posted: 01:45:11 03/10/2014 | Topic Creator
food island is almost done!
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#24 Posted: 15:40:37 03/10/2014
This is are awesome! These stories are the way to go. When's the next part?
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#25 Posted: 14:49:08 04/10/2014 | Topic Creator
it's finally here!
*zap, bash, camo, and whirlwind are on a cruise ship. they are the only 4 people on the boat.* Zap, wake up! The boat got caught in a storm, and everybody else evacuated! I can see an island in the distance, we have to go! ugh guys... Wait, WHAT!? c'mon! There's still a lifeboat left! okay, we're gonna need to get to the last lifeboat! *the 4 run to the last lifeboat* let's go! *they get in the life boat and rows it to the island.* *7 hours later* *the lifeboat washes up on the island.* this place is weird... So much food. yeah.. I just stepped on a tomato. dang, I'm getting hot. This place is humid. *whirlwind takes her clothes off.* WELL THEN... what you foo's doin on my island!? This island is property of chef pepper jack! I'll have you cooked! Broccoli guy! Tussle sprout! BRING THE LADY DRAGON TO MY MAN CAVE! I'll cook her friends and get spicy with her... Rrrrr. EWWWW! *broccoli guy and tussle sprout appear from the ground.* Broccoli Guy: yo! Say, I need that lady dragon, so hand her over... Or else, dude. Tussle Sprout: yup! *a tomato hits broccoli guy in the face.* EAT TOMATO, YOU PERVS! *food fight decends from a vine. He shoots tomatoes at tussle sprout.* we have to get these guys and pepper jack back to the vault! Let's go! And why is whirlwind naked? I dunno. anyway, we gotta get to pepper jack! *our heroes run towards his lair.* ….and that’s how all these villains got everywhere! there’s even some unknown ones. whoa… FOO’S! you gunna pay for this! i’ll make you kids into gumbo! not today, Jack! what you gonna do, shoot me with tomatoes? yous nothin’ more than a baby toy! well my friend will take care of this! CAMO! *camo throws an exploding watermelon at the chef. the platform he’s on turns into a blimp.* everybody grab on! it’s our only way out! *they grab on* now you all gun pay! *the chef flies towards skylands. the skylanders jump off right above blades’ house.* meet my friends! hey guys! yo! did ya hear? CYNDER IS PREGNANT! WELL THEN… we just escaped an island owned by an evil pepper.. that guy? he’s too hot for me. *laughing* how’s about you hang here for a bit. THE END… for now. working on a story with the minis, and another villain vault. |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#26 Posted: 15:13:08 04/10/2014
How does Whirlwind take her clothes off if see doesn't wear clothes???
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#27 Posted: 17:02:03 05/10/2014
As always, I did enjoy reading this. Quite a few laughs indeed! ^.^
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#28 Posted: 00:48:36 07/10/2014
Quote: wreckingballbob
She does in this video:
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
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#29 Posted: 16:48:17 14/10/2014 | Topic Creator
VILLAIN VAULT, PART THREE
okay, mr chompy, please don’t tell me you’ll be like that bonehead bone chompy. Chompy: rrrrrrr…. rather what you were not expecting, good sir? oh… RIOT? your part? Chompy: rrrrrr….. next… mr broccoli guy.. Broccoli Guy: yeah, i’m good! this place is the place to be! prison? Broccoli guy: yeah, you get free food! you ARE food. Broccoli guy: well screw you too. WHOA, LOOK AT THAT! YOU’RE FA- i mean… cuckoo clocker… Cuckoo Clocker: what did you say..? n-n-nothing. Cuckoo Clocker: RRRRRR….. NEXT! okay mr sheep creep… Sheep Creep: BAAAAAAA!!!! really? really. NEXT! shield shredder! you can speak, right? Shield Shredder: yup! and i can say i shredded some bars for RIOT! okay. well well well… the chompy mage! i don’t like you. you’re not a chompy. what about RIOT? i made some shockwaves. literally! what’s it like being a doom raider? good. except for the trapping. THE END… of part 3. |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#30 Posted: 07:33:19 25/10/2014
Next story?
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#31 Posted: 20:46:42 22/11/2014 | Topic Creator
New stories coming soon-
Villain Vault Parts 4, 5, 6 Skylanders: Puppet Adventure A Week at Willy World |
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#32 Posted: 21:29:58 22/11/2014
Over a month though.
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#33 Posted: 22:09:14 03/12/2014 | Topic Creator
Yeah, sorry.
Also, more new stories coming for 2014-15: Skylanders: It's Freakin' Christmas! I want to believe! The Love Potion Store Story: Part 1 |
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#34 Posted: 06:40:58 04/12/2014
When?
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