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Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6724
#1501 Posted: 18:39:04 18/04/2018
Granted - unfortunately your craft is useless to the world

I wish for a very fancy cup
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LittleLordie Blue Sparx Gems: 889
#1502 Posted: 19:20:58 18/04/2018
Granted, but the cup is useless and has no bottom.

I wish for a green tie.
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6724
#1503 Posted: 05:52:59 22/04/2018
Granted, its a snotty green - its made of snot

I wish that everyone else was shorter than me
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ClassicSpyroLUV Yellow Sparx Gems: 1193
#1504 Posted: 13:29:17 22/04/2018
Granted but it's because you were on the rack.

I wish my stupid space bar would start working properly.
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6724
#1505 Posted: 00:33:29 23/04/2018
Granted but all the other buttons are broken

I wish the heatwave would go away
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ClassicSpyroLUV Yellow Sparx Gems: 1193
#1506 Posted: 17:26:27 23/04/2018
Granted but an ice storm hits.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6724
#1507 Posted: 17:25:48 24/04/2018
Granted - you now have to work for exposure (goodbye paychecks)

I wish for more orange juice
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VespiDragon8 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6648
#1508 Posted: 05:45:43 25/04/2018
Done. You get mandarin juice.

I wish to have more muscles
LittleLordie Blue Sparx Gems: 889
#1509 Posted: 05:56:20 25/04/2018
Granted, you now have two more tongues.

I wish for some better art skills.
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6724
#1510 Posted: 18:29:56 25/04/2018
Granted - you're only slightly better at performing arts

I wish for financial stability for all of my life
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undeadmaster Gold Sparx Gems: 2126
#1511 Posted: 01:02:08 24/05/2018
Granted, but it's because your life ends.

I wish for a Zelda BOTW sequel in 2019.
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I probably won't be back for like a year.
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6724
#1512 Posted: 00:06:29 08/06/2018
Granted but it's terrible and kills the series

I wish for socks that can keep my feet warm without burning them
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I'd wait a fresh minuteMe, To a Co-Worker about Greggs Bakery Steak Bakes
undeadmaster Gold Sparx Gems: 2126
#1513 Posted: 16:08:43 08/06/2018
Granted, but they are powered by radiation and you die of radiation poisoning.

I wish for Ridley in Smash 5.
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I probably won't be back for like a year.
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6724
#1514 Posted: 20:23:47 09/06/2018
Granted - he's a trophy

I wish for World Pirate Day where everyone gets to dress as a pirate with no judgement
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I'd wait a fresh minuteMe, To a Co-Worker about Greggs Bakery Steak Bakes
undeadmaster Gold Sparx Gems: 2126
#1515 Posted: 21:39:01 09/06/2018
Granted but it's only as Captain Hook from Once Upon A Time: https://desertleather.com/imag...oat-800x800.jpg

I wish for the worlds biggest Amiibo collection.
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I probably won't be back for like a year.
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5384
#1516 Posted: 21:58:27 09/06/2018
Granted, all amiibo in the world turn to dust except one, low quality one that doesn’t work that you own.

I wish for better luck when hunting shiny Pokémon.
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Soon.
undeadmaster Gold Sparx Gems: 2126
#1517 Posted: 23:37:08 09/06/2018
Granted, you find tons of shiny Pokemon, but you kill them all on accident.

I wish for E3 to lower their age limit, and for me to get a pass.
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I probably won't be back for like a year.
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6724
#1518 Posted: 22:48:23 10/06/2018
Granted but now the only games shown are for children under the age of 5 and your pass has a hidden condition where you have to look after them all

Quote: undeadmaster
Granted but it's only as Captain Hook from Once Upon A Time: https://desertleather.com/imag...oat-800x800.jpg


Oh ho ho, I have NO PROBLEM with that eyyyy

I wish tables would move their legs out of the way so your toe wouldn't hit them
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I'd wait a fresh minuteMe, To a Co-Worker about Greggs Bakery Steak Bakes
undeadmaster Gold Sparx Gems: 2126
#1519 Posted: 00:27:31 11/06/2018
Granted, but they move up and the table falls on you.

I wish for Pikmin 4 to come out on the switch this year.
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I probably won't be back for like a year.
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5384
#1520 Posted: 00:48:09 11/06/2018
Granted, but it sucks and puts Nintendo into bankruptcy.

I wish for a cool hat.
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Soon.
RainbowSkygirl Gold Sparx Gems: 2023
#1521 Posted: 01:32:12 11/06/2018
Granted. You now have an ice cube on your head.

I wish to be a bluebird for a day.
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Lurked moar since 2011 and I'm still not quite sure what I'm doing.
undeadmaster Gold Sparx Gems: 2126
#1522 Posted: 03:20:10 11/06/2018
Granted, but you are a baby bluebird and if you want to eat you have to eat bird vomit.

I wish for the ability to time travel.
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I probably won't be back for like a year.
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#1523 Posted: 22:03:06 13/01/2019
Granted - every time you travel in time you set off a butterfly effect and if you mess up even the slightest you'll kill yourself in the process.

I wish my waifu was real and we love eachother.
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6724
#1524 Posted: 04:07:28 16/01/2019
Granted but they only exist for one second and after that you don't find anyone to love you back ever again.

I wish for MORE RABBITS
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I'd wait a fresh minuteMe, To a Co-Worker about Greggs Bakery Steak Bakes
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7831
#1525 Posted: 14:35:43 16/01/2019
I can't believe this game is still going! rip dimitri<3

granted but they're all feral vampire rabbits

i wish it would rain forever
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#1526 Posted: 15:25:14 16/01/2019
Granted but it rains so hard everybody drowns except you and you're the last person alive as you watch everyone you love die a slow and painful death.

I wish Yuuka Kazami would show up and kill me in my sleep.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3947
#1527 Posted: 16:55:17 16/01/2019
Granted but she messes up and kills your doppleganger instead.

I wish I was never tired.
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 7831
#1528 Posted: 22:26:28 16/01/2019
granted but they all belong to and worship me

i wish i had a bowl of pot noodles
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3947
#1529 Posted: 22:34:01 16/01/2019
Granted, but they're way to spicy.

I wish I had a giant mecha friend.
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RainbowSkygirl Gold Sparx Gems: 2023
#1530 Posted: 18:42:13 22/01/2019
Granted, but they're clumsy and you have to pay for all the property damage.

I wish for a slice of cinnamon toast.
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Lurked moar since 2011 and I'm still not quite sure what I'm doing.
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#1531 Posted: 18:44:30 22/01/2019
The toast is poisonous.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3947
#1532 Posted: 20:47:33 22/01/2019
Granted, but your fur is so fluffy you can't see.

I wish that teachers who are passive aggressive could learn to communicate more clearly.
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Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#1533 Posted: 00:14:10 27/01/2019
Granted but due to difficulties in production it is now a trap hentai where Shrek, Fiona and Donkey are in a love triangle whilst everyone else references the Fortnite dance every ten seconds and Gene from the Emoji Movie is a major character who gives emotional support to an existentially depressed Shrek through memes. Adam Sander makes cameo appearances as three different characters throughout the entire movie.

I wish the Legend of Zelda lore is canon to our own world (Earth) and we are living in the aftermath of Link's various adventures.
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5384
#1534 Posted: 01:21:58 27/01/2019
Quote: Buchi
Granted but due to difficulties in production it is now a trap hentai where Shrek, Fiona and Donkey are in a love triangle whilst everyone else references the Fortnite dance every ten seconds and Gene from the Emoji Movie is a major character who gives emotional support to an existentially depressed Shrek through memes. Adam Sander makes cameo appearances as three different characters throughout the entire movie.

I wish the Legend of Zelda lore is canon to our own world (Earth) and we are living in the aftermath of Link's various adventures.



Granted. Everyone now has 3 different sets of memories and all go insane.

I wish Octopath gets a really good sequel.
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Soon.
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#1535 Posted: 01:31:22 27/01/2019
It's absolutely perfect in every way possible but sadly doesn't reach any form of mainstream popularity at all, so obscure that only very few copies are available even at launch. Since it for some reason doesn't get released on the eShop physical is the only way. You proceed to spend your entire life searching for this holy grail until you are on your deathbed, your memories of missed opportunities you let slide because your quest was more important flashing before your eyes. You never find a copy of Octopath 2.

I wish for eternal happiness and to never become saddened or depressed in my life ever again.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3947
#1536 Posted: 17:16:08 28/01/2019
Granted, but you're the only one who ever feels this way.

I wish that governments actually worked properly to help their citizens.
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RainbowSkygirl Gold Sparx Gems: 2023
#1537 Posted: 19:53:39 16/02/2019
Granted, but the market no longer functions.

I wish to know where all the missing socks go.
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Lurked moar since 2011 and I'm still not quite sure what I'm doing.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3947
#1538 Posted: 03:32:21 15/10/2019
Granted, but you're never allowed to wear socks again.

I wish I could have a giant mech.
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Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6724
#1539 Posted: 14:52:29 16/10/2019
Granted but you cant operate it in any way

I wish for the weather to be PERFECT
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ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3947
#1540 Posted: 03:42:54 17/10/2019
granted, but perfection is subjective, so it's blizzarding

i wish i could shapeshift
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1541 Posted: 07:09:43 31/10/2019
you can only shapeshift into a pear but you cant change back. pearboy

i wish i could get more quality sleep without being late to anything
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3947
#1542 Posted: 21:16:43 01/11/2019
society has changed into a paradise where everyone can live on their own schedule, but humans have integrated with alien life

i wish i could have an animal i can take with me everywhere
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Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1543 Posted: 07:21:04 02/11/2019
thats an improvement on my wish ngl

- - -

you get an animal you can take with you anwhere. its a piranha and it doesnt have a tank

i wish i could eat thousands of calories without gaining weight
RainbowSkygirl Gold Sparx Gems: 2023
#1544 Posted: 22:30:20 02/11/2019
Granted. Instead of gaining weight, you lose a pound of weight per calorie.


I wish for a turkey.
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Lurked moar since 2011 and I'm still not quite sure what I'm doing.
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5384
#1545 Posted: 23:04:47 02/11/2019
granted, the entirety of turkey is dropped on top of you

i wish to have 2 wishes
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Soon.
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1546 Posted: 00:54:45 03/11/2019
You get 2 wishes, but you can't wish for the shiny Manaphy.

I wish for everyone here to get good wishes.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3947
#1547 Posted: 03:44:14 03/11/2019
everyone gets good wishes but immediately wants something better afterward

i wish i was never hungry
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