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I'm in danger right now. [CLOSED]
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#1 Posted: 04:50:58 22/08/2014 | Topic Creator
I keep hearing weird laughing noises coming from outside, some mumbling between what sounds like 4 people and the sound of a music box of a song from that old opera Carmen playing.

I need help fast.

Any idea on what I should do?
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wakapro77 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4196
#2 Posted: 04:58:30 22/08/2014
Call the police and say you are an educated white man that is about to be murdered.

They'll come in a jiffy.
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dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#3 Posted: 04:59:00 22/08/2014
Look outside a window, quietly and slightly,
and if it's anything suspiscious...

CALL THE POPO

Seriously, though, 911 is your friend.
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#4 Posted: 04:59:05 22/08/2014
If you're that worried, call the police. Otherwise, atop worrying about it and play a video game or something.
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#5 Posted: 05:02:52 22/08/2014
Quote: wakapro77
Call the police and say you are an educated white man that is about to be murdered.

They'll come in a jiffy.



Why is it that each and everyone of your posts is hypocritical? Just curious. A lot of members were discussing the same thing in an earlier topic.

Like others said, call 911.

Edit: oops, double post.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:03:24 22/08/2014 by zer0dch
AmethystRose Yellow Sparx Gems: 1132
#6 Posted: 05:06:46 22/08/2014
Lol does no one get the joke?
Here's what you do... Close the door if you see them outside your door, but make sure not to use too much power. If the lights go out and you hear footsteps RUN..
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Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5378
#7 Posted: 05:11:01 22/08/2014
Shut the damn doors and turn on the lights.

Don't answer if you hear knocking.

And if you start to hallucinate, close your eyes as fast as possible.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:11:59 22/08/2014 by Matteomax
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#8 Posted: 05:12:29 22/08/2014
Oh geez not to worry you but I just thought of something
WHAT IF IT'S
Okay calm down
if you see lights flicker and two cartoonish eyes and a dum-dum-dum song...
SHUT THE DOORS
CHECK THE CAMERAS
AND MAKE SURE A FOX ISN'T RUNNING DOWN YOUR HALL
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#9 Posted: 05:15:28 22/08/2014 | Topic Creator
I just tried calling 911.

Seems our phone related stuff has been taken down.

We have a painting in our house which has glass over it. I see some weird object reflecting off of it.

I also hear some really deep laughing.

Please help me.
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Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5378
#10 Posted: 05:17:40 22/08/2014
If you see a yellow mechanical bear, look away from it immediately.
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Will still be checking the forums every now and then!
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#11 Posted: 05:19:20 22/08/2014 | Topic Creator
I'm hearing a lot of footsteps right now.

I'm starting to see the shadow of something. I have no idea what it resembles.
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TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5652
#12 Posted: 05:20:35 22/08/2014
Hubio, don't you have a cell phone in your home.
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#13 Posted: 05:20:40 22/08/2014
God damn, really?

Lame topic only 5% of members would understand. I actually thought you were in danger.
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#14 Posted: 05:21:21 22/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
Hubio, don't you have a cell phone in your home.



yes, but it's like-
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:22:11 22/08/2014 by MoonHorizons
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#15 Posted: 05:22:43 22/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: zer0dch
God damn, really?

Lame topic only 5% of members would understand. I actually thought you were in danger.



mission accomplished.
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dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#16 Posted: 05:22:52 22/08/2014
Oh my god
LOCK EVERY DOOR YOU HAVE!
GRAB A CROWBAR!
LOCK THE WINDOWS!
MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THAT HOUSE FULLY GUARDED!
DO YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF OBJECT THAT COULD BE A WEAPON?!
If so,
USE IT.
And just in case this is a murder-type deal:

[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em0lzfYHNkM[/youtube]
Supposed to be a funny video, but
CAN HELP YOU IN A CRISIS.
TRUE STORY.
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zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#17 Posted: 05:25:55 22/08/2014
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: zer0dch
God damn, really?

Lame topic only 5% of members would understand. I actually thought you were in danger.



mission accomplished.



Damn, you sound like the type of person I would invite to a party. [:
dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#18 Posted: 05:28:18 22/08/2014
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: zer0dch
God damn, really?

Lame topic only 5% of members would understand. I actually thought you were in danger.



mission accomplished.


WAIT
WAS THIS A SCAM?!
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#19 Posted: 06:07:56 22/08/2014
Unleash your persona.
zer0dch Ripto Gems: 1916
#20 Posted: 06:09:11 22/08/2014
Quote: wspyro
Unleash your persona.


not until you first unleash your inner weaboo plz.
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#21 Posted: 06:25:59 22/08/2014
It's been unleashed.
Absolutely everywhere.
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#22 Posted: 08:37:35 22/08/2014
Quote: wakapro77
Call the police and say you are an educated white man that is about to be murdered.

They'll come in a jiffy.



You must be fox news

because you're bringing Ferguson into everything. C:
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8572
#23 Posted: 13:28:00 22/08/2014
The Purge. It's happening.
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#24 Posted: 14:30:22 22/08/2014
Quote: somePerson
The Purge. It's happening.

Best post on this topic.
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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#25 Posted: 15:09:52 22/08/2014
If it's a black cloaked silver-haired albino stalking you, just hope to heaven that it's the future version of your lover. Otherwise you're probably a lost cause.
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#26 Posted: 18:16:00 22/08/2014 | Topic Creator
just axe this thread already.
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dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#27 Posted: 20:13:55 22/08/2014
YOU CHEATING THEIF
I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN ACTUAL DANGER HERE
Then again, you'd be calling the police, not us.
Oh. Ohhhhh. Yeah. Heh. Woo.
I WAS ROBBED OF 10 MINUTES.
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LegoLander Yellow Sparx Gems: 1760
#28 Posted: 23:14:55 22/08/2014
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S FREDDY! smilie
You're screwed. Kthnxbai.
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#29 Posted: 00:27:06 23/08/2014
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: zer0dch
God damn, really?

Lame topic only 5% of members would understand. I actually thought you were in danger.



mission accomplished.


....
you mad-scientist e_e
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"Moo".
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