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Anti-Jokes [CLOSED]
Yoshicrashcart8 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#1 Posted: 02:47:50 12/08/2014 | Topic Creator
Post your favourite Anti-joke(s) in the comments. I'll start it off.
Where did the little girl go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8741
#2 Posted: 02:55:57 12/08/2014
How many babies does it take to drive a car?
Zero because once they die in a car crash they aren't alive, they will crash into something, at least one will fly out the window, someone will be run over, a dead baby will be on the pedal and will stay, and the car will explode.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:56:14 12/08/2014 by somePerson
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8190
#3 Posted: 03:00:33 12/08/2014
I only know Anti-verse jokes. Most of which involving Scourge.
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
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Cynderluv8801 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3305
#4 Posted: 03:04:11 12/08/2014
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

"I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"
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~ Nami One-Trick ~
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4149
#5 Posted: 03:05:58 12/08/2014
What's the difference between a helicopter and a banana?

Neither of them are a police officer.
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LunarDistortion Ripto Gems: 3606
#6 Posted: 03:06:05 12/08/2014
What do you call a dog without any legs?

Doesn't matter, it isn't going to come back anyway.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#7 Posted: 03:06:46 12/08/2014
Quote: LunarDistortion
What do you call a dog without any legs?

Doesn't matter, it isn't going to come back anyway.



I thought you were going to say a hot dog, but that's cool too lol
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♥ May 23, 2011 ♥
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3336
#8 Posted: 04:53:50 12/08/2014
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Sally doesn't have any arms

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6266
#9 Posted: 05:06:34 12/08/2014


HEY DIAZ.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:07:02 12/08/2014 by CAV
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#10 Posted: 12:35:16 12/08/2014
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chickens have no concept of roads, it was probably just looking for food.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8195
#11 Posted: 13:28:23 12/08/2014
Quote: Lunarz
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Sally doesn't have any arms

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally



Darnit, I was gonna say that! smilie
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Cooltonium Blue Sparx Gems: 605
#12 Posted: 15:02:56 12/08/2014
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?


Because he was hit by a bus.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#13 Posted: 15:07:27 12/08/2014
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