, listen to me! Team Zap is too awesome and amazing and inspirational and stupendous and beautiful and hot and sexy to be defeated by uttster the accuser! People, we must not let it die under any circumstances! TEAM ZAP will live on to become a legend! Dammit, it's already a legend! TEAM ZAP will soon become an American icon! Not soon after, it will be world famous! That topic will go the distance and be known as the sexiest topic has ever known! That is the topic where boys became men and girls became women! That topic is legend-, wait for it, dary! TEAM ZAP will live on in our hearts for years! When I grow up, I'm gonna show my children that topic. Then my children will show their children that topic. TEAM ZAP will continue to inspire people for generations. Don't let that future cease to exist, everybody! Don't let our future inspiration die! keep TEAM ZAP alive! Don't let it die! It can only live on if it's JOINED!TEAM ZAP WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!!!
Please, if you really care about the world at all, you will sign this petition. Only the heartless and coldblooded with refuse to sign this petition! Reach deep deep deep down into your soul and sign this petition to keep the sexiness alive.
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