darkSpyro

I told shorty I'd make this. So.

Story about dresses:

When I was in fourth grade, me and my classmates had to make a little play. I was cast the role of Normal Guy. I was a minor role, of course. However, the girl playing the Princess was sick, and all the other girls had major roles. I ended up replacing her, my outfit a frilly pink dress, a purple tiara, and a "wand" with "fairy dust" inside. It was really a cardboard tube with a bottom, filled with sugar. At the end of the play, a kid said he bet I was wearing panties. I looked at him, said, "I'm a princess, *****," and dumped the sugar on his head.

Story about Sexism:
In seventh grade, me and my sister always walked to lunch together. One day, on the way there, an eigth grader made a sexual commen about my sixth grader sis. I think it was something to do with "shake dat." I went ballistic, kicking him in the nuts and screaming "Down with the sexist!" I was suspended, and when my sister got home she told me I was too much of a feminist.

Lmao omg I love it!

Thank you. Which one is funnier?

I think the dress one is my favorite

I'd find it funnier if it had happened to someone else.

I can understand that
Would you like to hear the story behind "Don't stuck your butt up my nose"?

I don't get how that's sexist...Like....At all.

I would never kick a dude in the nuts unless it were life or death, that's, like, the worst thing you can do to a guy. Kids are stupid and say stupid ****, every kid does that, it's nor really their fault.

Here's Lunarz, bringing down the fun....

.... shake dat? How often do you hear women say that to men? Are you saying that if you were female and a randomn person told you to "shake dat" would you not feel offended? Would you start twerking?

Kicking someone there is my go to because, really, my only advantage is that I know pressure points. The nuts... it's one of the painful. But it's happened to me before, from multiple people, so I personally feel no guilt doing it.

And I'm a kid. I don't say **** like that offline. The only reason I do so online is because I feel online and offline should be seperate. Because I'm weird like that.

Wow lunarz, we went from fun to serious in one post. Bravo lol

IF ANYBODY WANTS TO POST A TRUE BUT FUNNY OR FUNNY BUT TRUE STORY, YOU MAY!
But ash, that story is required lol.

Lol okay.

I was at Nb's house and we were playing on the Xbox, I don't remember the game, but she has two small dogs and they were constantly moving around us. Well i sat in a fold up chair that's close to the ground and one of the dogs kept walking under the chair and hitting my butt with it's head. Now, I know a few people who do this, you get so mad or aggravated or maybe even excited that you may say things backwards or miss pronounce them. Well I had tolerated the dog for a good while until I couldn't take it anymore and yelled, "Don't stick your butt up my nose!" Well obviously I meant nose up my butt, but that's not how it came out. Nb hasn't and probably won't let me ever forget that. I was so mad and serious and it just came out wrong lol.

I've mixed up my words like that. It wasn't near as funny as yours though.

Haha thanks. I will most likely never live it down as long as Nb is alive

Lol hehe.

Do more stories!! They are funny. My favorite is the sugar one.

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Do more stories!! They are funny. My favorite is the sugar one.

I agree with you. Don't you have a funny story of your own?

If I think of one I will tell one :3