The quotes section of my guestbook:
Random lines and lyrics going through my head:
♪The ones with answers always get their way.♫
♪You've shown me how to see that nothing is whole, and nothing... is broken.♫
♪Judgement and wrath He poured out on Sodom, mercy and grace He gave us at the cross, I hope we have not too quickly forgotten that our God is an awesome God!♫
♪Everyone I know says they need just one thing; what they really mean is they need just one thing more. And everyone seems to think they have it coming...♫
"You know I'd give you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open?" "That's no good, I already got a pair of shoes!"
"How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?"
"There's no such thing as too much paranoia, and forget I ever said it!"
"I wish I could do it myself, but I don't want to."
"I'd love to not come, but I've already been uninvited to another party."
"We'll settle this like men: we'll sue him!"
"Everybody thinks they're right..."
"What's your problem? You both... think you can do whatever you want. Well, I'm sick of it. Go on, you just keep running. But I'll always be there to bring you back!"
"The answer is... AND ALWAYS SHALL BE... WHO'S THERE?!?"
"I swear when I see him again, I AM GOING TO STAB HIM WITH SO MANY SNAKES, EXCEPT I WON'T, BECAUSE MY SNAKE GUN. DOESN'T. WORK!!!"
"We seem to be losing pressure on level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!"
"Please note any mutant powers came from riding the attractions here at the park, are the express properties of Eggman Industries, and must be used in the service of Eggman and his schemes."
"Please refrain from foiling evil schemes, plots, and/or plans while inside the park. Foiling is strictly prohibited."
"Please beware for the spikes on the asteroid coaster! They are sharp! Really! We have to warn people about spikes! Like they won't notice the spikes! I mean, come on! The cars are nothing but spikes! Unbelievable! Wha...! Uh... My... my what is still on?"
"Please note that this ride is not safe for children under 12, or over 13. It is also not safe for 13 year olds."
"Remember for your safety please avoid-- as well as-- never under any circumstances-- as it is a living being and will bite your face off."
"Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, because there are tiny asteroids traveling at incredible speeds, hurtling through space. Keeping your hands and feet in the car won't prevent you from being hit, but our lawyers tell us we have to say it anyway."
"Please feel free to leave all valuables in your vehicle during your stay here at Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, as they will be perfectly safe. In no way will roaming bands of robots break into your vehicle."
"You ought to be ashamed of yourself! I'll be right over."
"Our use of [these trademarks] is probably illegal, which causes us to lose sleep at night just worrying about it."
"Water, earth, fire, air.
Long ago, the three books lived in harmony,
Then, everything changed when M. Night Shyamalan attacked.
Only Michael Dante DiMartino, Master of all three books, could stop him,
But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Four years passed, and the Internet has discovered the new Avatar, a waterbender named Korra.
Although her bending skills are great, she has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone, but I believe, Korra can save this show."
"Ironically, I hired a guy with a similar ability to kill the Avatar myself once... Didn't work." "Don't feel bad. I tried to kill Korra after she ruined my wedding. It happens."
User Quotes (will add more soon)
Quote: Cynderfan507Quote: GothamLord
I think Skylanders just got a bit more magical...
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I- *shot*