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Smolderbrawl Green Sparx Gems: 456
#1 Posted: 06:54:12 24/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Here are my Guestbook quotes. Post yours too to make an even bigger collection!

Quote: dinorang67
HAHA YES I'M IN A QUOTE YEAH!
SEE THAT INTERNET? I'M USEFUL!
My computer: No you aren't.
Okay.


Quote: My Friend from school
What starts with F and rhymes with duck? FIRETRUCK!!! FIRETRUCK!!! FIRETRUCK!!! Quote: My other friend from school
What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN!!! POPCORN!! POPCORN!! Quote: A Guessing Game
Player 1:
Do not tell Player 2 this next word. Read the clues below and ask them to guess the word.
POPSICLE
Clue 1: You suck on me
Clue 2: I am long and stiff
Clue 3: I am rounded at the end
How many words can you think of?


Quote: eruptshake137
A moment of silence please, as we honor the great one-day site known as "darkRipto".


Quote: SunburnCamo
Dang it! Quote: Smolderbrawl
No! Too bad. Go away. Quote: SunburnCamo
Pretty Please?


Quote: Bravo101
Love is perfect whoever it's between.
♂ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♀ + ♂ = ♥


Quote: Ninjask11
"Friends are people who care about you, who will be sad wen you leave. Friends are those who give you a feeling of freedom, who commands you, is not a friend. Your freedom now, is to decide if you want to stay or not, I'm not a friend, because I command you to decide yourself."


Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: wspyro
Quote: DummyZ
I'll go blow a party tooter! ^.^


I'll go blow a party!

WOAH WOAH WOAH WHO'S THIS "A PARTY" PERSON?


Post yours below!
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Skyler has ebolalalalalalalalalalala!
Flashwing Yellow Sparx Gems: 1411
#2 Posted: 07:25:41 24/07/2014
"Oh look my Guestbook is almost empty. I have no quotes. I honestly don't even care for my Guestbook e-e" -Flashwing
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Bravo101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1482
#3 Posted: 07:27:20 24/07/2014
lol is the thing posted in my guestbook supposed to be funny?
LunarDistortion Ripto Gems: 3606
#4 Posted: 08:28:29 24/07/2014
Quote time!

Quote: spyroflame0487
Found a pic of Wicked Thumpback. Confirmed for best variant of the year all years.
http://i234.photobucket.com/al...edthumpback.png

Quote: TacoMakerSkys
wheres the granny porn

Quote: Carmelita Fox
dark52 confirmed TINY ELF MAN?

Quote: Spyrobaro
dashing through the snow

get the **** out of my way

Quote: SuperSpyroFan55
why the **** would you even ask this question you gay dick nugget

Quote: wspyro
Quote: BigBoom
What if, guys, what if the World actually ended?



Well at least we won't get laughed at for being non-believers and get told "I told you so!"
You know, since everyone will be dead.



Quote: Pixilism
Quote: wingsofpurple
Quote: Pixilism



I laughed. I'm gayer.


Shut up, I snorted. I'm gay-er-est.



Okay.

Quote: HIR
Quote: bionicle2809
DARK IS HOPING THAT THE WORLD REALLY DOES END SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO CHOOSE A MOD.

...Yeah.


You forgot the rimshot. Here, allow me:

http://i1177.photobucket.com/a...imshot-gary.gif

Quote: CAV
Quote: weebbby

So what is TF2?


"Best hat simulator out there."
-BeanyBeans


Quote: ResiramForever
Quote:
Welcome to darkSpyro! The only place where topics about Sonic Porn turn into Hitler conversations smilie.

Quote: Rand O M
Quote: Seiki
Quote: DragonCamo
What the **** is this!!!!????



And how did it get 2 pages?



Here at darkspyro we are passionate about penises, boners, tits, pissing, and porn.


Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: ReshiramForever
Quote: StriderSwag



SAYS THE AUSTRALIAN


HEY

WE HAVE GORE NOW THANK YOU



WE HAVE EAGLES, MONSTER TRUCKS, BAZOOKAS AND FREEDOM

WELCOME TO AMERICA

CAW CAW MOTHER ****ER

Quote: TheAceOfBreath



Dear Santa...


Quote: Carmelita Fox
steven spielberg more like steven KILLberg >: (

Quote: Samius
Quote: Valkyrie
Quote: Samius


Who would wear socks with flip-flops anyway?


well what 'total hardass' military has their soldiers wear flip flops in the first place


You haven't known true fear until you see a unit of flip-flop infantry charging towards you, shouting their battle cry.

Quote: aran
Quote: VeronicaTheFox
Did you feed your computer meth?

why the hell would i do that, i only give my computer weed, because it's organic

Quote: Spyrobaro
in baro culture we throw up oranges and oranges are baro eggs

Quote: BigBoom

Quote: HIR
Quote: BigBoom
Quote: HIR


I know who I'm killing next weekend! ^.^


But Spyrobaro hasn't done anything. :c


Which is precisely why Jaggedstar will never see it coming.

Quote: HIR
PSY is Kim Jong-un in disguise. <.<

Quote: Spyrobaro
canada is like a vaccum

Quote: TorchSheep
you see it's funny 'cause he was gonna say cock

Quote: C1nder
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: LunarDistortion
Why don't we just EAT the cake?


BECAUSE C1NDER AND I ARE JUMPING OUT OF IT JEEZ


please dont eat us we charge extra for that
Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#5 Posted: 08:33:42 24/07/2014
Quote: Valkyrie
Quote: TheAceOfBreath
How to train your prostitute I mean what?



leave cynder out of this


Quote: Cynderluv8801
Wait did someone say shipping?
IM NOT PAYING THE HANDELING
I AM NOT


Quote: spyro and sonic
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


Quote: SPARXisAWESOME
Ship meh like one of your french girls.


Quote: DummyZ
PE does not stand for Physical Education, it stands for Public Embarrassment.


Quote: HIR
And let it be written that on this day, the 29th of September in the 2013th year of our Lord, the Stuff & Nonsense users of darkSpyro all took massive testosterone injections and got hornier than the brass section of a marching band.


Quote: Spyrobaro
the bible probably has more inconsistencies than the warrior cats series


Quote: wspyro
If you look closely, it actually says "Yes homo"


Quote: HIR
I was going to just suspend HCI for that comment because it's extremely out of line, but Baro's response left him so brilliantly flabbergasted, I'm going to keep him around so he can continue to flounder about like a Magikarp out of water.


Quote: Ninpire
That awkward moment when I almost got myself into another conversation about dicks. On a spyro forum...

Error: You did not include a message.
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"Was it a hot ghost?"
C1nder Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10782
#6 Posted: 08:37:45 24/07/2014
Quote: Darby
he deserves my hands up his butt
wait what



Quote: BigBoom
FREDDIE x SPENCER GAY YAOI CLUB



Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
i hav a theory that extremespyro is tsundere for darkspyro



Quote: TheAceOfBreath
I sent him this in PM:

Quote:
WHAT DID YOU JUST ****ING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE 50 SHADES OF NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO DOOT DOOT SKULLTRUMPET OH **** I’M LATE FOR AFRO CIRCUS I GIVE YOU A MAKING MY WAY AW **** GET IT WEDNESDAY NEPETA IS DEAD [MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE AHH YES THE SCALENE EQUIUS] YOU CAME TO THE WRONG I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER SCHOOL



Quote: TheAceOfBreath
nepeta walked into a club
but gamzee took too many shots



Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: BigBoom
greeny im not interested in you



That's not what the bulge in your pants says



Quote: StriderSwag
she pulls you in passionately to tell you about homestuck



Quote: Cynder_fan
Quote: Bravo101
I have a disease and I could possibly die with out high quality avatars.


Oh well.



Quote: Spyrobaro
I believe that Aang can save the world.

EDIT: **** YOU GUYS I'M HILARIOUS



Quote: Scorpsign
"Have you ever had sex before?"


NEXT QUESTION, OH WE'RE OUT OF TIME OH WELL GOOD ****ING GOODBYE



Quote: WUMBOSIMPSON
is this about sex



Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Uh... why is this topic here...? I'm too young.


why are you

the internet is 79% porn and 21% cats



Quote: TheFlyingSeal
okay i posted in this topic can i get laid now



Quote: StriderSwag
straight like a boner
achieve your wet dreams you hard boner nugget


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Doomslicer Gold Sparx Gems: 2037
#7 Posted: 14:17:45 24/07/2014
The quotes section of my guestbook:


Random lines and lyrics going through my head:

♪The ones with answers always get their way.♫
♪You've shown me how to see that nothing is whole, and nothing... is broken.♫
♪Judgement and wrath He poured out on Sodom, mercy and grace He gave us at the cross, I hope we have not too quickly forgotten that our God is an awesome God!♫
♪Everyone I know says they need just one thing; what they really mean is they need just one thing more. And everyone seems to think they have it coming...♫
"You know I'd give you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open?" "That's no good, I already got a pair of shoes!"
"How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?"
"There's no such thing as too much paranoia, and forget I ever said it!"
"I wish I could do it myself, but I don't want to."
"I'd love to not come, but I've already been uninvited to another party."
"We'll settle this like men: we'll sue him!"
"Everybody thinks they're right..."
"What's your problem? You both... think you can do whatever you want. Well, I'm sick of it. Go on, you just keep running. But I'll always be there to bring you back!"
"The answer is... AND ALWAYS SHALL BE... WHO'S THERE?!?"
"I swear when I see him again, I AM GOING TO STAB HIM WITH SO MANY SNAKES, EXCEPT I WON'T, BECAUSE MY SNAKE GUN. DOESN'T. WORK!!!"
"We seem to be losing pressure on level 17. Please hold your breath against the harsh vacuum of space until you pass from oxygen starvation. After that, you won't care. Enjoy the ride!"
"Please note any mutant powers came from riding the attractions here at the park, are the express properties of Eggman Industries, and must be used in the service of Eggman and his schemes."
"Please refrain from foiling evil schemes, plots, and/or plans while inside the park. Foiling is strictly prohibited."
"Please beware for the spikes on the asteroid coaster! They are sharp! Really! We have to warn people about spikes! Like they won't notice the spikes! I mean, come on! The cars are nothing but spikes! Unbelievable! Wha...! Uh... My... my what is still on?"
"Please note that this ride is not safe for children under 12, or over 13. It is also not safe for 13 year olds."
"Remember for your safety please avoid-- as well as-- never under any circumstances-- as it is a living being and will bite your face off."
"Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, because there are tiny asteroids traveling at incredible speeds, hurtling through space. Keeping your hands and feet in the car won't prevent you from being hit, but our lawyers tell us we have to say it anyway."
"Please feel free to leave all valuables in your vehicle during your stay here at Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, as they will be perfectly safe. In no way will roaming bands of robots break into your vehicle."
"You ought to be ashamed of yourself! I'll be right over."
"Our use of [these trademarks] is probably illegal, which causes us to lose sleep at night just worrying about it."
"Water, earth, fire, air.
Long ago, the three books lived in harmony,
Then, everything changed when M. Night Shyamalan attacked.
Only Michael Dante DiMartino, Master of all three books, could stop him,
But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Four years passed, and the Internet has discovered the new Avatar, a waterbender named Korra.
Although her bending skills are great, she has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone, but I believe, Korra can save this show."
"Ironically, I hired a guy with a similar ability to kill the Avatar myself once... Didn't work." "Don't feel bad. I tried to kill Korra after she ruined my wedding. It happens."

User Quotes (will add more soon)
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: GothamLord
http://www.esrb.org/ratings/ratings_guide.jsp

Comic Mischief - Depictions or dialogue involving slapstick or suggestive humor


I think Skylanders just got a bit more magical...
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I- *shot*
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Check out my fanfic Guide to Skylands, my DeviantArt, and my Minecraft skins in my GB!
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6417
#8 Posted: 14:33:42 24/07/2014
Quote: Twilight
Nowhere was a super-spammer or something like that there, and I was an inactive puddinghead


Quote: Metallo
Quote: CAV
Likely.

A lot of other people said so, and I'm inclined to believe them.



DiCaprio and the Oscar......


Quote: Ice Dragoness
Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]


I need more quotes.
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 14:34:12 24/07/2014 by CAV
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#9 Posted: 16:51:09 24/07/2014
Quote: Jaggedstar

Twinkle twinkle little cloud
Why are pads so ****ing LOUD?
The adverts say that they're discreet
But I can hear them down the street.
Twinkle twinkle little ****
Period, piss off, you're a b!tch.

I think most every girl agrees with me. Amirite ladies? smilie



and the one in my signature
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looks like ive got some things to do...
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