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Thor is a woman now [CLOSED]
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9384
#1 Posted: 00:13:05 16/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Now suddenly all of the fan-girls turned lesbian and fan-boys turned straight.
http://www.foxnews.com/enterta...r-is-now-woman/
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Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#2 Posted: 00:13:39 16/07/2014
...ok?
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#3 Posted: 00:14:06 16/07/2014
what?


EDIT:

WAIT

THOR IS A GIRL!?!?!?

but dem tits *hammered*
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 00:18:12 16/07/2014 by ZapNorris
Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#4 Posted: 00:22:08 16/07/2014
What is even the ****? Not to be sexist but, why would they do that? Is this a prank? I feel like this is a prank that Fox News took way too seriously.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9384
#5 Posted: 00:26:47 16/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris
what?


EDIT:

WAIT

THOR IS A GIRL!?!?!?

but dem tits *hammered*



That's how they lure us in.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#6 Posted: 00:56:56 16/07/2014
RULE 63 *****!!!!!
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4161
#7 Posted: 01:11:04 16/07/2014
I didn't know they had that kind of surgery on Asgard
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#8 Posted: 01:19:40 16/07/2014
r/nottheonion
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6231
#9 Posted: 01:23:32 16/07/2014
That's interesting... not sure if I like that.
LunarDistortion Ripto Gems: 3606
#10 Posted: 01:29:21 16/07/2014
Strange choice...
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9384
#11 Posted: 01:53:51 16/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Thor is transgender now.
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#12 Posted: 01:57:17 16/07/2014
Brace yourselves.

The Thor X FemThor fan-fictions are coming.
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Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#13 Posted: 01:58:48 16/07/2014
This is what happens when Marvel writers get drunk and don't want to admit it. There is no way they are going through with this! At least Bat Girl and SuperWoman were different people!
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#14 Posted: 01:59:17 16/07/2014
Not to be sexist

But this is really stupid
Dyno-Mite Ripto Gems: 92
#15 Posted: 01:59:21 16/07/2014
Quote: MoonHorizons
Brace yourselves.

The Thor X FemThor fan-fictions are coming.



fan-art
Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#16 Posted: 02:00:48 16/07/2014
Quote: Ninpire
Not to be sexist

But this is really stupid



Agreed!
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9384
#17 Posted: 02:13:37 16/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: MoonHorizons
Brace yourselves.

The Thor X FemThor fan-fictions are coming.



Masturbation?
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#18 Posted: 02:16:56 16/07/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: MoonHorizons
Brace yourselves.

The Thor X FemThor fan-fictions are coming.



Masturbation?



fippity flap flap
Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#19 Posted: 02:19:23 16/07/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: MoonHorizons
Brace yourselves.

The Thor X FemThor fan-fictions are coming.



Masturbation?



Probably
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#20 Posted: 02:38:53 16/07/2014
wait is this serious
Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#21 Posted: 02:43:58 16/07/2014
Quote: DummyZ
wait is this serious



It's Fox News, who knows? *Ba Dum Crash*
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#22 Posted: 02:53:07 16/07/2014
She's not even sexy!
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9384
#23 Posted: 02:53:46 16/07/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: wspyro
She's not even sexy!



But look at hat breast plate.
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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#24 Posted: 03:13:25 16/07/2014
Wait so will DI have to change the Thor Figure now seeing as Thor is now considered female?

Also can someone besides me realize that Nordic god worshipers will hate this?
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Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#25 Posted: 03:18:17 16/07/2014
Quote: Windumup
Wait so will DI have to change the Thor Figure now seeing as Thor is now considered female?

Also can someone besides me realize that Nordic god worshipers will hate this?



Yeah. I'm pretty sure that messing with Thor's gender is kinda offensive the ACTUAL Norse religion.
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#26 Posted: 03:21:12 16/07/2014
Quote: somePerson
Quote: wspyro
She's not even sexy!



But look at hat breast plate.



That's a helmet!
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12960
#27 Posted: 03:56:20 16/07/2014
Quote: wspyro
She's not even sexy!



do u find all girls sexy wspyro?
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#28 Posted: 04:00:16 16/07/2014
Quote: Carmelita Fox
Quote: wspyro
She's not even sexy!



do u find all girls sexy wspyro?



Uhhhhhhhhhh, what's the right answer???
LunarDistortion Ripto Gems: 3606
#29 Posted: 04:07:13 16/07/2014
Quote: Ninpire
Not to be sexist

But this is really stupid



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HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#30 Posted: 04:59:12 16/07/2014
Jesus, this is dumb. I mean, he has the hair for it, but tbh it sounds like a bad fanfiction.
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4161
#31 Posted: 05:07:33 16/07/2014
I wonder what Chris Hemsworth thinks about this
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#32 Posted: 05:58:20 16/07/2014
Quote: awesomerockets
I wonder what Chris Hemsworth thinks about this



i wonder what stan lee thinks.

he's probably sobbing in disappoint and grief on how this oversexualized piece of crap came to being.
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EmperorKaos Emerald Sparx Gems: 4551
#33 Posted: 13:57:40 16/07/2014
does shoulders are too large for a woman
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#34 Posted: 14:00:26 16/07/2014
Quote: Windumup
Wait so will DI have to change the Thor Figure now seeing as Thor is now considered female?

Also can someone besides me realize that Nordic god worshipers will hate this?



NOOOOOOOOOOO
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#35 Posted: 14:16:27 16/07/2014
No just no.After many years they just do that to us?!Thor was my favourite Avenger and Marvel super hero but now(Not trying to be sexist) is my least favourite.I mean they will have to change everything so they can make Thor a woman.Like WTF!!!
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6231
#36 Posted: 14:27:17 16/07/2014
Guys, I don't really like it either, but I feel like some of y'all are, I dunno, being a bit overdramatic about it? It's just a comic book character, after all. And who knows? Y'all may actually like her better after a while.
azz01 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3346
#37 Posted: 14:30:00 16/07/2014
Quote: AvatariDragon
Guys, I don't really like it either, but I feel like some of y'all are, I dunno, being a bit overdramatic about it? It's just a comic book character, after all. And who knows? Y'all may actually like her better after a while.


But he is also a part of the Norse mythology and religion so this could also be offensive to some like my self who believe in it.
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6231
#38 Posted: 14:30:59 16/07/2014
Quote: azz01
Quote: AvatariDragon
Guys, I don't really like it either, but I feel like some of y'all are, I dunno, being a bit overdramatic about it? It's just a comic book character, after all. And who knows? Y'all may actually like her better after a while.


But he is also a part of the Norse mythology and religion so this could also be offensive to some like my self who believe in it.



And I'm sorry to hear that, but he's just a comic book character, I'm sure you'll survive.
Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5385
#39 Posted: 14:49:50 16/07/2014
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But in all seriousness.. What's going to happen to all the current Thor merchandise? You have the action figures, LEGOs, and Disney Infinity coming soon.
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awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4161
#40 Posted: 14:58:07 16/07/2014
Hopefully this'll just happen in the comics, and not the movies and games and whatnot.
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Toynerd14 Ripto Gems: 95
#41 Posted: 14:58:14 16/07/2014
Quote: Matteomax
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But in all seriousness.. What's going to happen to all the current Thor merchandise? You have the action figures, LEGOs, and Disney Infinity coming soon.



Who knows! Hopefully DI is not affected too badly. It would be a shame if all that work was for nothing and they have to change the character model. What, I feel bad for other people, so what!
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7911
#42 Posted: 17:07:48 16/07/2014
So they've just got rid of male thor like he never existed?
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