darkSpyro

one dark and cloudy day, dark52 was visiting the nearby sears.

the same old guy with the grey moustache flew up to him in the same way dex dogtective fell from the hot air balloon. he flew right at him like a sarcophagus.

the old man said "your site is turning 10! happy birthday!" and gave him a delicious cake that was made from the overrated creepypasta garbage pasted onto paper.

dark52 left the sears and went back to darkspyro.

multiple users tried to kill him to get his cake but they all failed for some reason.

when dark52 returned home, he found out that armies were forming in the S&N region of darkspyro. apparently, a rebellion was forming and they were planning to take over darkspyro to get his cake.

dark52 went to the nearest mountain and placed an undersized table. suddenly, groups of people started demanding his cake nicely. dark said to them they have to wait.

suddenly, weird airplanes covered the entire sky and a gigantic army appeared.

they all started fighting and a lot of people died.

oh yeah, a stone fell on my head and knocked me out. everyone thought i was dead so yeah.

lots of people got killed and shot. their small intestines were used as jump ropes and banner holders.

but yeah, a lot of people died and we had a big celebration!

the cake tasted really good by the way!

i also had to go to the hospital for my head injury!

the end!

plot twist
the cake was made from the dead users
e.e

I shall not read this, it was of inadequate length.