darkSpyro

I wanna be a Skylander so ****ing bad
Destroy everything when I'm mad
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of gaming magazine
Smiling next to Mario acting mean

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my Eon in shining lights, yeah
A different gimmick every year, oh I
I swear bad guys better prepare
For when I'm a Skylander

Yeah I would have a gimmick
They would be in a panic
Give kids a fit
I'd probably end up like Mit
And become an expensive piece of ****
Get a few upgrades like buy this
And last but not least grant kid their last wish
It's been a couple months that I've been sold so
You can call me a pimp minus the Ho Ho
Ha ha get it? I'd probably visit where next waves hit
And damn sure do a lot more than Pokemon did
Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid
Everywhere I go, Imma have my repose

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my Eon in shining lights, yeah
A different gimmick every year, oh I
I swear bad guys better prepare
For when I'm a Skylander
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Skylander
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Skylander

I'll be sold to the President
Wasting all his cash
Then I'll compliment him on his political views
Toss a couple milli in the air or just a few
But keep the fives, twenties, tens and bens completely separate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax racket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good, sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

I wanna be a Skylander so ****ing bad
Destroy everything when I'm mad
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of gaming magazine
Smiling next to Mario acting mean
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my Eon in shining lights, yeah
A different gimmick every year, oh I
I swear bad guys better prepare
For when I'm a Skylander
Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh

I wanna be a Skylander so ****ing bad!

I imagine Skylander is pronounced "sky/land/air" in this song?

when did you become bruno mars

my fricking.......

Quote: DummyZ

when did you become bruno mars

when was he not bruno mars

I Dont believe It... People Actually Pull This Stuff off.

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