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Skylanders: Random Adventures (Private) [CLOSED]
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1 Posted: 21:15:37 22/05/2014 | Topic Creator
yes, this is gonna be good!

warnings:

there will be sexuality, violence, censored swearing, and the attack of HAPPY!

Story:

The skylanders have invited Mcdonalds to create a chain of places ins skylands.

Kaos is gone, the skylanders do whatever they want now

and some skylanders have chosen to go to college.

so it's pretty much this- be crazy!

- - -

you can have 6 characters maximum.


LIST OF PEOPLE:

Me- smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie

Eruptor100- smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie

WBB- smilie smilie smilie smilie


DEAD LIST:

smilie
Edited 8 times - Last edited at 18:33:25 24/05/2014 by ZapNorris
Smolderbrawl Green Sparx Gems: 456
#2 Posted: 21:25:42 22/05/2014
OMG this sounds so hillarious. I wish it wasn't private though.
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Skyler has ebolalalalalalalalalalala!
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#3 Posted: 21:28:02 22/05/2014
smiliesmiliesmiliesmiliesmiliesmilie

I got ya pm
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 21:35:26 22/05/2014 by Eruptor100
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#4 Posted: 21:29:59 22/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Smolderbrawl
OMG this sounds so hillarious. I wish it wasn't private though.



you can join..
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3332
#5 Posted: 21:39:58 22/05/2014
Omg plz can I join?
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#6 Posted: 21:43:10 22/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Sleepy0429
Omg plz can I join?



no. it's nothing personal anymore, it's just, i don't want you to.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3332
#7 Posted: 11:03:55 23/05/2014
Oh but if it is not a private rp I can join?
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dark52 let me change my username you coward
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#8 Posted: 13:13:13 24/05/2014
smilie and smilie please! I don't really want 6.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#9 Posted: 13:21:19 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Let us begin!!!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#10 Posted: 13:27:38 24/05/2014
YAAYY!
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#11 Posted: 13:54:04 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
*zap wakes up in his bed*

smilie oh my god... *yawns* i should call wrecking ball...
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#12 Posted: 13:55:32 24/05/2014
*Wrecking Ball wakes up*

smilie OH NO! Stealth Elf it has happened again!

smilie You just get out of bed and I'll sort this stuff out...
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#13 Posted: 13:59:03 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Meanwhile in drobot's house...

*phone rings*

smilie what is it..

smilie drobot, it's time we took our relationship a step further. i'll be over in 10 minutes.

smilie bye...

*hangs up*

*drobot calls wrecking ball*

smilie scratch just called me and said "it's time to take our relationship further".. we've already kissed, what else could this mean?
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#14 Posted: 14:05:50 24/05/2014
smilie I don't know... Stealth Elf is very protective and doesn't teach me much about love stuff... I'll ask her... Stealth Elf?

smilie Yes?

smilie What's the next step after kissing?

smilie Who wants to know?

smilie Drobot said that Scratch is taking their relationship to the next level

smilie Bah god... We have to stop her
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#15 Posted: 14:17:59 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie oh god, this is so confusing...

*scratch knocks on the door*

smilie drobot! let me in! i'm freezing!

*drobot opens the door to see scratch*

smilie drobot... i want to have it. and i want it very VERY badly. anything is fine...

smilie well what are we waiting for?

- - -

*night shift appears randomly in wrecking ball's house*

smilie so i heard that we have a issue with the next step in another's relationship! i'll teleport you over there!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#16 Posted: 14:27:52 24/05/2014
smilie YAY!

smilie Okay Night Shift but you better now teleport us to a dark alley
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#17 Posted: 14:30:56 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie i won't! since i made love with hot dog's mom and had funny bone, i'm a changed man.

(takes them to drobot's house)

- - -

*drobot and scratch are in the bedroom*

smilie i want you to start with my va-

smilie oh yeah!

*IT BEGINS!*

- - -

(zap calls wrecking ball)

smilie wrecker, where are you? i can't get any reception.. i'm at mcdonalds right now..
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#18 Posted: 14:35:58 24/05/2014
smilie I'm at Drobot's house and he said Scratch is taking their relationship to the next step

smilie I hear squeaking noises...
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#19 Posted: 14:39:51 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie into the bedroom..

- - -

smilie oh god... i'll be over there ASAP. anybody want anything! i'll get wrecker a happy meal..

smilie i want one too!

smilie.... two happy meals.

- - -

*polar and jade are at college*

smilie Zap should be here by now..

smilie i got a phone call from him, he;s going to wrecking ball's house because scratch and drobot are "doing something gross"

smilie WHAT!?
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#20 Posted: 14:43:56 24/05/2014
smilie What toys are there now?

smilie Guys we don't want to see anything nasty if they're doings something in there so we have to knock
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#21 Posted: 14:50:00 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
*night shift punches down the door*

smilie OH GOD!!! RUN!!!

*night shift teleports away*

smilie now i want to suck on your-

smilie some person knocked down our door!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#22 Posted: 14:52:33 24/05/2014
smilie Quick Wrecking Ball hide! *She disappears*

smilie Oh poop...
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#23 Posted: 14:55:03 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie oh well...

*scratch begins to... i don't want to say it.*

*zap runs in with mcdonalds stuff*

smilie who wants a happy meal...

smilie give me the box when you're done.. i'll need it. things will get messy..

smilie EWWW!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#24 Posted: 15:00:05 24/05/2014
smilie What could be so bad about the step after kissing? *He looks in* She's crushing Drobot! She's gonna kill him! *He Disco Balls on Scratch*

smilie NO WRECKING BALL!
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#25 Posted: 15:02:02 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie oh yes wrecking ball, show us your disco balls!

smilie yes!

smilie NO!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#26 Posted: 15:05:21 24/05/2014
smilie I only have one you monster! Get off Drobot!

smilie Looks like I have to go in there and stop him *She walks in and pukes on Zap*
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#27 Posted: 15:07:15 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie OH GOD!

smilie it feels good, now in both ends!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#28 Posted: 15:11:23 24/05/2014
smilie How can I save him? I'll try remember what master Eon said... Oh yeah he said I had to film it! *Gets phone out and records*

smilie STOP WRECKING *Pukes*
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#29 Posted: 15:12:45 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie oh boy, here it comes!

smilie RUN!!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#30 Posted: 15:15:43 24/05/2014
smilie Quick Wrecking Ball! *She grabs Wrecking Ball and runs*

smilie I dropped my phone!
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#31 Posted: 15:18:08 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie guys, let's go eat our food.

*zap slides out and closes the door*
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#32 Posted: 15:19:44 24/05/2014
smilie Why is the food all white?

smilie Let's not eat that...
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#33 Posted: 15:21:00 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie let's go get more..
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#34 Posted: 15:25:41 24/05/2014
smilie But Scratch's going to kill Drobot

smilie She's not... I'll have to explain this to you after McDonalds...
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#35 Posted: 15:59:27 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
*night shift is at mcdonalds with the others*

smilie these new happy meals are creepy.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#36 Posted: 16:07:46 24/05/2014
smilie These re cool!

smilie These are freaky
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#37 Posted: 16:18:05 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie sorry guys, i have to go to college.

*zap goes*
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#38 Posted: 16:30:28 24/05/2014
smilie I'm bored...

smilie Sorry Wreckers but today you start school

smilie Say what?
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#39 Posted: 16:33:29 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie yes you do.


- -

smilie guys, sorry i'm late, drobot came all over my happy meal.

(silence)

smilie zap, we're having an awesome party tonight. wanna come over?

smilie sure!

smilie we're inviting wrecking ball too.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#40 Posted: 16:42:55 24/05/2014
smilie When do I start?

smilie Monday.

smilie NOOOOOO!
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#41 Posted: 16:45:16 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie why does my happy meal have EYES!??!?

*the box becomes happy, lord of the happy meal box creeps*
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#42 Posted: 16:54:49 24/05/2014
smilie YAY! A MARIO TOY!

smilie That happy meal is freaking me out
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#43 Posted: 18:00:29 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Happy: tough crowd, huh? well you awakened me from my rest on planet earth.. now i will summon my minions and rule skylands!

smilie damnit! wrecking ball i'm gonna kill you!

meanwhile at college

- - -

smilie boooring...

(bell rings)

teacher: NOW GO TO YOUR DORM!

*students leave*

smilie it's time for the party..

smilie let's call wrecking ball!

smilie so what's happening at this party?

smilie well... SURPRISE! HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY ZAP!

smilie wow! for me?

smilie and to celebrate, we're all gonna get drunk.

smilie and i'm gonna try to lose my virginity.

smilie i like the sound of this..
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#44 Posted: 18:08:01 24/05/2014
smilie What did I do?

smilie Let's get out of here Wrecking Ball

*The walk out*

smilie Night Shift's a loner...
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#45 Posted: 18:15:48 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
smilie So what are you gonna do?

Happy: build an army and take over skylands, and become THE MOST POWERFUL THING EVER TO EXIST

smilie so...?

Happy: kill him.

(2 happy meal boxes come and kill night shift)

OOC: when a character dies, you can choose another character to be. once a character is killed, they are placed on the dead list and cannot be used by anyone.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#46 Posted: 18:19:19 24/05/2014
OOC: Nice idea. Is the dead list going to be in post one?

smilie Can we go find Zap? He's fun

smilie Fine, he said he was at college...

*They go to Zap's college*
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#47 Posted: 18:24:59 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
OOC: dead list is in the 1st post.

*popthorn appears out of nowhere*

smilie hey wrecker! isn't it like 10:00 at night?

meanwhile at college

- - -

smilie okay, so it's just us, and wrecker?

smilie yes. *drinks beer*

*jade is standing in the doorway in nothing but long socks*

smilie *wolf whistle* now that's hot. *drinks beer*

smilie i know right?

smilie jade, please stop. i know you're 21 and you want to do things, but please... no.

smilie well **** you then

smilie WHOA! the alcohol turned you into an awesome person!

smilie do you guys want to take turns?

smilie doing what?

smilie sexy stuff.

smilie I GET TO *censored talk of sucking on things* FIRST!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#48 Posted: 18:32:25 24/05/2014
smilie It is? Bye guys I need to get to bed and quick! *He runs home*

smilie I guess I'll go to Zap with you then...

OOC: Can I have smilie and smilie?
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#49 Posted: 18:33:03 24/05/2014 | Topic Creator
OOC: sure
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#50 Posted: 19:49:49 24/05/2014
smilie I was on the pooper all day today!

smilie Oh, hi Shroomboom!

*They get to the college*

smilie ZAP?
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