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A Problem With Most Spyro Jokes [CLOSED]
LocoGuy107 Ripto Gems: 390
#1 Posted: 01:28:31 10/05/2014 | Topic Creator
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Seriously, this just bothers me so much. How the heck do these even end up on Google when I search for "funny Spyro?"
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#2 Posted: 01:30:58 10/05/2014
...I can't even understand how entitled it all sounded.
You really need to get off the internet stat, and get back when the world visibly isn't going to make your headcanons real.
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LocoGuy107 Ripto Gems: 390
#3 Posted: 01:48:38 10/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bifrost
...I can't even understand how entitled it all sounded.
You really need to get off the internet stat, and get back when the world visibly isn't going to make your headcanons real.



This is one of the reasons why I prefer the SPYRO MeMeS topic, Bifrost. It has jokes that make the most sense, plus it has nothing too random that completely strays from Spyro stuff (minus the Bolt one and the laser one).

Also, with the way TLoS Spyro is and with the way TLoS is in general, it's harder to find little moments for good, understandable, and LAUGHABLE jokes. The only opportunity I was able to find for a joke was when Skabb flew out of the airship in The Eternal Night ("I must go, my planet needs me."), so it makes sense why you'd find less good jokes relating to TLoS, a drama-focused series, than you would for jokes relating to the classic series, a humorous platforming-focused series.
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#4 Posted: 03:57:12 10/05/2014
Sir I don't think you understand the jokes because you probably have not read the descriptions that were given to them explaining the jokes. Or you just don't care like you usually do...
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#5 Posted: 05:04:18 10/05/2014
Legend of Spyro made so many modern day jokes that I'm pretty sure Genie from "Aladdin" got jealous. Honesty, they're just jokes. Nothing more. Nothing less.
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yelvy Gold Sparx Gems: 2450
#6 Posted: 05:48:25 10/05/2014
I kinda get what you mean, Loco, but its no big deal. To the other people who didn't understand, I think he means that all the Spyro "jokes" On the internet seem to be about the Legend of Spyro characters, like Cynder. Right? smilie
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#7 Posted: 11:47:30 10/05/2014
Well, no one doing the jokes cares if you think the jokes shouldn't be done that way, Loco. Their picture, their rules, you have no say in that, agreeing with them or not.
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LocoGuy107 Ripto Gems: 390
#8 Posted: 12:40:16 10/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: yelvy
I kinda get what you mean, Loco, but its no big deal. To the other people who didn't understand, I think he means that all the Spyro "jokes" on the internet seem to be about the Legend of Spyro characters, like Cynder. Right? smilie


It's not necessarily the characters, it's how they portray the characters and what they do with the characters. I can imagine it making more sense if they went ahead to do a modernized-stereotypical TLoS joke if they have camera crew side characters (like in Spyro the Dragon), but, really, you don't see medieval characters saying the four letter "s" word or anything like that. You wouldn't see that unless Cynder hung out with classic Spyro so much that she finally went ahead to say a curse word.

Quote: Bifrost
Well, no one doing the jokes cares if you think the jokes shouldn't be done that way, Loco. Their picture, their rules, you have no say in that, agreeing with them or not.



I know that, man. I learned that as I started using Cheezburger a lot. One of the users, Bobby_Joe, would often criticize the little mistakes/bothers in every new Rage Comic that gets to the featured pages, and it can never change the fact that he can't change the comic.
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#9 Posted: 15:57:12 10/05/2014
Quote: LocoGuy17
It's not necessarily the characters, it's how they portray the characters and what they do with the characters. I can imagine it making more sense if they went ahead to do a modernized-stereotypical TLoS joke if they have camera crew side characters (like in Spyro the Dragon), but, really, you don't see medieval characters saying the four letter "s" word or anything like that. You wouldn't see that unless Cynder hung out with classic Spyro so much that she finally went ahead to say a curse word.


Actually, the "s" word comes from old English.
Quote: urbanlegends.about.com
For most of its history "****" was spelled "****e" (and sometimes still is), but the modern, four-letter spelling of the word can be found in texts dating as far back as the mid-1700s. It most certainly did not originate as an acronym used by 19th-century sailors.
(^ This article was an analysis on a joke circulating the internet. That joke being that "****" was an acronym used by sailors.)

as does the 'f' word, actually.

Quote: huffingtonpost.com
Once upon a time, the English population was decimated by the plague. The King was so concerned about the shrinking number of his subjects that he ordered his people to reproduce. His proclamation, "Fornicate Under Command of the King"


And again, You can't count the modern day references made by Sparx on one hand. In other words, "Your argument is invalid. " >.>

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#10 Posted: 20:22:12 10/05/2014
Some people don't know about Classic Spyro. I found this one website that said Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon was the third Spyro game (EVER)... Which is probably means that person didn't know about the other games.
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#11 Posted: 02:19:11 11/05/2014
This makes sense. I don't see why people always end up making things like these. Drives me crazier than I already am. smilie
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#12 Posted: 00:32:37 13/05/2014
You also say that you prefer the "Spyro MeMe" topic when most of the posts are made by you.
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