Chapter One: Contact
- Look, Slam Bam, someone is heading over the mountains. I wonder what they are doing?
- It looks cold...it kind of looks like you, too. But as I was saying... - Shut it, Slammy. He obviously is in a bad state. And I will not join your creepy cult thing. - But the Skylanders aren't a cu- - Stop talking nonsense. You've completely stopped the Frozen Wastelands' banana supply "in the name of Eon". - That wasn't me! It was Stealth Elf! She stopped the shipments because- - It's approaching us...oh man, get a towel Slammy. - *sigh* Fine. It's not for you, it's for that poor cat.
- I'm not a cat. I'm a panther. - But isn't that a- - *growls* Drop it, teddy bear. - Hello, who are you? - Get out of Vi- - Slammy, get the towel or get out. Stop being rude to our guest. Sorry about that, Mr...? - Trap Shadow. Call me Trap Shadow. - Yes, of course. What brings you into the tundra? Especially without the proper gear? - I came seeking help. I'm afraid a barrage of wooden creatures invaded our forest. - Oh my... - After we captured them, they exploded our prisons! A strange shaman proceeded to murder dozens. The horror! - Tell me, what did this shaman look like? He sounds like one of Slammy's cult members. - Cult? So this thing is in cahoots with the walrus? - Slammy is a yeti, he's very sensitive about that. - Here's the towel. Wait...you said I was a yeti? Who was sayin' I wasn't? Was it Fluffy? - Bears never learn. - Why I oughta... - Stop it you two! Now Trap Shadow, describe this murderous monster. - He was box-shaped, with a talon staff, he let out a strange growl and summoned a superhot beam to slice through flesh in seconds. - Double Trouble? - You know the beast? Where can we find him? - You want to visit Double? He lives in Eldrich Fields, in the center of the forest... - You've said enough. Care to help avenge my tribe, Kitty Kat? - Name's Freeze Blade, I would be delighted. Slammy, stay here and look after Vish. - You couldn't get me to leave even with a ice cream pop.
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