darkSpyro

On the internet all I see is life. I don't know if a God exist but for all I know he could be some hot beach girl or a monkey. Actually I hope he is a monkey so he could like be "Evolution mother ****a!". Then again he could look like Santa and drink wine on the weekdays while forcing angels to work as midgets elves. But that's for another time. As for now I seen a bear have sex at the zoo. He was like "Yeah guess what? I had sex before you kids." and the kids were saying "mommy what is Pooh doing?" Want to hear a joke? Knock knock? Boo. Are you sad? Now I'm gonna post the opening of Star Wars 3.War! The Republic is crumbling
under attacks by the ruthless
Sith Lord, Count Dooku.
There are heroes on both sides.
Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the
fiendish droid leader, General
Grievous, has swept into the
Republic capital and kidnapped
Chancellor Palpatine, leader of
the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army
attempts to flee the besieged
capital with their valuable
hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a
desperate mission to rescue the
captive Chancellor....
So yeah that happened.
Um blah blah blah. Um sign this I guess.
Paragraphs are like my fetish for life. I always wanted to stick my hands to it and lick it Miley Cyrus style. You know what? They should make a Gangnam Style parody with Miley Cyrus in it and be like "Twerking Cyrus Style" and have twerkers in the background. But you know that song is dead and is filled with spam in the comments section. Hail Hydra!
Family guy text is also cool.
A long time ago...but somehow in the future
It is a time of civil war,
and renegade paragraphs
floating through space.
There's cool space battles,
and the bad guy is the
good guy's dad, but you
don't find that out 'til the
next episode.
And the hot chick is really
the sister of the good
guy, but they don't know it,
and they kiss. Which is
kind of messed up. I mean,
what if they had done it
instead of just kissed?
Angelina Jolie kissed her
brother. Yeah, she did. You
know it, I know it, and
her dad knows it. That's
why they hardly ever talk
anymore. You can run away
to Africa, but you can't run
away from the truth.
Oh, by the way, here's
a tip for you: when this
is over, go out and rent
the movie "Gia." She's way
naked in it, and makes out
with another chick and
everything. It's awesome.
I stumbled across it late at
night on HBO after I
had just got back from
hockey and I almost
fainted. But I digest...
Princess Leia was coming
back from buying space
groceries when this
happened...
So that happened. Um how many letters did I type? Wanna play a drinking game? Every time you see someone post "tl;dr" take a shot. Or a shot of OJ because you're too young. Unless you do drink beer at a young age. Which I don't recommend.
he Avengers was an overrated movie though with it's pew pew and boom boom with no little plot at all. Exia is my favorite Gundam ever because how bad-ass it is with it's swords of death that break every god-damn episode. Like really! How much money does the government have to replace all of that! Also Attack on Titan is pretty cool and I didn't really care for Marco. Oh crap I spoiled Marco's death! Oh well nobody liked him anyways. Jean was so much cooler. And French. I like Kamen Rider how about you? I like Gaim the best so far which is surprisingly because it looked like crap at first but became dark as **** right now. So I'm gonna put the closing sentence now. Lol I should be doing homework right now that is due tomorrow. #bad-ass. Oh well. So here you go the closing line.

You should sign this petition and stop tl;dr post forever!

tl;dr

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Too long; didn't read

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This.

Tl:dr is actually good thing. In the posts of most content there are most of rational points etc. Just keep on posting meaningful long posts and let your mind expand!

After I read "Family Guy text is cool" I gave up.

Is it bad I actually read that whole thing? I always end up laughing when I see the part about Princess Leia buying space groceries when I see that episode. What would space groceries be anyway? Is that like normal groceries but bought in space or is it some sci-fi futuristic dehydrated junk that's like astronaut meal pellets or something?

Tl:dr's are truly only ok when the person doing them does them otherwise it's just one huge wall of text that they don't want to read unless they typed it up, then they wonder why people don't read it and complain that people need to read their giant walls of text when really who has the time for that. >.> So yeah, I'll sign the petition. Tl:drs are annoying, sure they often are filled with profound knowledge and whatnot but nobody ever reads them so why bother typing them in the first place? Unless you're just doing it for the sake of doing it, in which case what's wrong you that you've got nothing better to do than type out a huge post bigger than most topics?

Another thing that bugs me is those people who find some random wikipedia article and copy/paste half of it into the topic. Like what's the point? You're not trying to teaxh anyone anything, it's just some spam troll post to annoy whoever is the target in the topic at the moment. Which spamming and trolling is against the rules (yet people do both anyway) so why would people post the wiki articles and then why do they not get Mooderator Messages for it? Or do they and I just know about it?

Random note, I'm typing this all up on my 3DS. :D Which feels like it takes longer to type on here than on a computer keyboard, especially without using the suggested word thingy in the 3DS' typing box thingamajiger. Maybe it's just me and those of you who text alot can type real fast on a 3DS or it actually is the same speed. Who knows, the mind does have a slight habit of playing tricks on us.

You may have noticed, if you're actually reading my ramblings that I asked a few questions in here, and while they mostly be rhetorical, I wonder if anyone will actually answer them or at least to. Some of them I rather would like an answer to, though this rambling is getting a tad long and people may not read them or even want to answer them which is fine.

Wait, what was the original point to this post? Or this topic for that matter... I'll just pretend it was about Kingdom Hearts. Larxene is my favorite character if you guys hadn't noticed. Aqua is up there as well, definatly my favorite to use in Birth By Sleep and a close second to Larxene. I really hope they bring back Larxene's somebody in the story in some way and don't just leave her dead. Aqua should appear in KH3 as well. It's been hinted the people who need saving will return really soon so definatly KH3 or the next game. Which the ones who need saving are Aqua, Terra, Ventus, Roxas, Namine, and Xion. At least to me it seems like all of them, yet some may disagree and say only the first 3.

Well... It's getting kind of late and I do have work tomorrow, ugggh... so I should be getting to bed, though I'm not really that tired. That doesn't matter though I should still try to get some sleep. Fine.... Goodnight then. :)

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Tl:dr is actually good thing. In the posts of most content there are most of rational points etc. Just keep on posting meaningful long posts and let your mind expand!

I agree. When you're trying to make an argument, less is more. People's points can get lost in really wordy explanations.

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Quote: Project_Unnamed

Tl:dr is actually good thing. In the posts of most content there are most of rational points etc. Just keep on posting meaningful long posts and let your mind expand!

I agree. When you're trying to make an argument, less is more. People's points can get lost in really wordy explanations.

Which is why you don't see me trying to explain all that much with long posts.

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somePerson, reading your
posts al
ways feel like you press E
NTER way too
much.

#internet n00b

Yeah, I have NO IDEA what tl:dr means...

Ah, ok now that makes sense.

I guess it's good that I read the entire page before I posted.

Most of the time, I read entire pages before posting. And, thanks to that, watch there be three new posts before I post this. It's gonna happen. Just you watch. I'll give you -5 gems if it doesn't. I won't even have to, so ha!