darkSpyro

*insert instrumental for Hellfire*

Beata Nickelodeoa (Nickelodeon)
You know you're shows were righteous men
Of Hey Arnold! you are justly proud
Beata Nickelodeoa
Your past shows are so much better than
the weak Sanjay and Craig's tasteless lout
So tell me Nickelodeoa
Why this junk is standing here?
Why it's ugly animation still scorches my soul?
It's childish
It's abysmal!
Those butts slapping in our despair
Ignites my hatred out of all control!
Like FIRE!
Hellfire!
This nightmare most obscene
Braindead weak humor
Good morals here not seen...
It's all Groel's fault!
He is to blame
It is the morality
The humor that drove a good show
It's all his fault
If in Cervas' plan
This will be a nightmare to women and MAN!
I curse thee Nickelodeoa!
The fans of you are now repelled
Why did you butcher such a lovely network?
This show absolute horse****!
Let it suffer in the hell with Marvin Marvin
Or else get the third guy who wrote Sand Castles in the Sand (Not Casey Alexander)
*knock on door* Citizen: Mister Jinx, some enjoyed this show
Me: What?
Citizen: It's now the number one kid show, large asses aside
Me: But how I- never mind. Get out at once! I'll show them, when MrEnter's review comes I'll help show them all with his help!
Me: *Singing;again* Hellfire, dark fire, now Groel it's your turn! Fix this or repent thy sins, reform or you will never stop this chain of madness!
God have mercy on him...
God have mercy on John Enter...
But this show will die or they will...have...night...MAAAARES!!! *insert choir from Hellfire ending here, and END*

100/10

Since I knew the tune of this song, this was actually fun to read. (And true).

I'm still waiting for him to review "Little Yellow Book", hopefully whenever he gets the chance.

Oh, and awesome song.

Breadwinners and acid trip's aren't all that different.

Here's his review for Breadwinners.