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prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4039
#1 Posted: 21:13:34 12/04/2014 | Topic Creator
http://www.fanficmaker.com/

Lets put random users in this and make fanfictions!
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#2 Posted: 21:24:49 12/04/2014
: Dark52 VS Jaggedstar - THE FIGHT CONTINUES : The Sequal
by Honey Boo Boo

Once apon a time...

A/N: Nothing is mine, except my character The Dark Honey Boo Boo. Enjoy!

The Dark Honey Boo Boo felt really dperessed one day.She had been slitting her wrists even more then normal. She had just found out that she was adopted. Her real parents turned out to be nobels from Europe. They had a castle and were mighty richt! But she had none of that richness around. It made her feel pretty bad about herself so she listened to some good music. A/N like Evanessence and Within Temptation but also like My Chemical Romance

But long she did not have to be depressed as Dark52 came in and kissed her (they had falled in love at the end of the story see). And he said: "I love oyu so much, it hurts. What is wrong with you? If you feel bad then I feel bad."
So The Dark Honey Boo Boo told him the whole story. He was shocked to hear this and said "I'm really shocked to hear this! Your parents are horrible!"
"Which ones?"
"All four of them, I don't like them. As much as I don't like Waka!"
And that was a lot because The Dark Honey Boo Boo knew that Dark52 hated Waka because she was really dumb and ugly.
But Dark52 took out a letter, "this had just arrived," said Dark52.
The Dark Honey Boo Boo openend the envolupe and inside was an invitation:
"Dear The Dark Honey Boo Boo said the message"
"You are condord invited to the royal ball of your parents. Your real parents, miss."
"We hope to see you soon. A royal goodbye to you, dutchess!"

Oh my, said The Dark Honey Boo Boo this is aweomse. But Dark52 was a little sceptic: "Maybe it's a trick."
"Why?" said The Dark Honey Boo Boo
"Because there are.... rumours. Of Jaggedstar still being around!"
"Surely she could not come all the way to Europe!?" said The Dark Honey Boo Boo confidently because she didn't think that Jaggedstar could travel that far.
"Hurm," said Dark52 contagiously, "we just have to be careful."
"Hold on," exlciamed The Dark Honey Boo Boo, there is something else in the invitation!
"Princess The Dark Honey Boo Boo, hereby we also bestow upon you the keys to the cage of a flying unicorn your parents have provided you with. Also, whenever you hold this key in your hand, your powers are increased"
The Dark Honey Boo Boo was really happy with that but also felt a little bad for Dark52. After they had a relaction ship, Dark52 had taught her his ban hammer and she picked it up really well! She was now even better at Dark52 at the ban hammer !

So they went and picked up the flying unicorn. It was really quick and agile and flew around them like it really enjoyed itself! It took a moment but with enough training and perversion, The Dark Honey Boo Boo trained it to her will! Now they could go and visit their parents!

But little did they know that the invitation was not from The Dark Honey Boo Boo's european nobel parents, but from Waka instead! And she had teamed up with Jaggedstar!

Then our bloodthirsty gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Jaggedstar's scary castle but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.

The Dark Honey Boo Boo thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Jaggedstar's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Jaggedstar's guards would never let them in.
No... they had to be clever.

So The Dark Honey Boo Boo came up with the best idea she had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
Dark52's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
The Dark Honey Boo Boo knew exactly the best store to go: GotGothicz.

So they all went there in the dread of the night and took out the patrolling store guards with their silenced cross bows, 'paw!' 'paw!', leaving only a single red dot in their forehead Dark52 deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Jaggedstar's headquarters

The Dark Honey Boo Boo put on nice tight blue leather pants. Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with blood-red streaks on the side. Then she painted her nails black and used red blood to draw little drops of blood on there
The Dark Honey Boo Boo wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from unicornleather that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Dark52 also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face Jaggedstar!
And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that some people... don't like my work. They say that it's...it's all oversexualised and out of character (if the writer had any guts, they'd write it this way! horrible violent (this is MATURE, DID"T U READ THE DISCLAIMER?!). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My favourite show just ended and and I can't get that tattoo I wanted!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this :( HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank QueenSnape34 and Pinkycorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.

Farewell internet. I WON"T MISS U!!


What the **** did I just do O___O
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Gay 4 GARcher
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#3 Posted: 21:33:00 12/04/2014
Hey, the Bowser one was pretty good.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#4 Posted: 21:45:51 12/04/2014
That was.....interesting.
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#hu
weebbby Emerald Sparx Gems: 4220
#5 Posted: 21:46:05 12/04/2014
Whotf does I refer to?
Oh, the author, dur. STUPID AUTHOR, STOP FLIRITING
Omg dat ending:
Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.
dark52: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

lolwut?:

The floorboards beneath his feet croaked and hats88 could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the potato laid. Right there for his taking.

But hats88 was clever. hats88 knew it was a trap!


So hats88 said to MF, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."
And MF was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"
boldly steped backwards and let him to do the taking. hats88 knew that if it was a trap, MF would be triggering it. And then dark52 would get him, but not him. hats88 knew MF wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for him. He always said that.
But forutnately when MF grabbed the potato, nothing happened. Except they were on mass attacked by Ninja's!

They jumped into the shack and chucked shurikons at them, but they managed the dodge them quite well (by hiding behind eachother).
They told them they weren't the people they were looking for so they left.


But now with the potato in their hands, they could take dark52 straight on!
So they defeated dark52 and everyone was satisfied!

EDIT#idek: These are very weird...
Edited 4 times - Last edited at 21:58:07 12/04/2014 by weebbby
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