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In the once great words of Samius... [CLOSED]
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#1 Posted: 02:22:48 25/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
Then the actual length of your penis is proportional to the speed in which you are traveling.

In other words, you dick morphs into different lengths depending on how fast you walk.

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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9405
#2 Posted: 02:25:07 25/03/2014
So that's why I walk so slow!
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#3 Posted: 02:25:34 25/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
So that's why I walk so slow!



so thats why its so small
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9405
#4 Posted: 02:26:13 25/03/2014
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: somePerson
So that's why I walk so slow!



so thats why its so small



Thanks Samius! ^_^b
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8502
#5 Posted: 02:36:34 25/03/2014
That would make running very awkward.
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5538
#6 Posted: 02:38:46 25/03/2014
Wear tights while jogging, it stays secured! And in one size!
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BREATHE AIR.
wakapro77 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4341
#7 Posted: 03:14:24 25/03/2014
men are weird.
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hence, the yiffening shall come

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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#8 Posted: 03:15:34 25/03/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyrobaro
is it like an ameoba??????



kind of
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#9 Posted: 03:17:48 25/03/2014
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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5350
#10 Posted: 04:02:55 25/03/2014
Quote: wakapro77
men are weird.


agreed
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a true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles
Rickorio Gold Sparx Gems: 2463
#11 Posted: 04:09:19 25/03/2014
Quote: Big Green
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He wouldn't know.
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