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What is Kid Cuisine?
skylandersfan60 Gold Sparx Gems: 2738
#1 Posted: 20:20:52 19/11/2022 | Topic Creator
I was watching American TV and this ad for Kid Cuisine and this penguin dude came up. The food looked absolutely terrible, but I guess that's how TV dinners are. It's just weird seeing TV dinners marketed at kids.

Is this an actual thing people still eat? What did Kid Cuisine do to you?
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9268
#2 Posted: 22:09:15 19/11/2022
Wow, that’s a real throwback. Yeah, Kid Cuisine was exactly as you described it, TV dinners for kids. I used to eat them a lot when I was little, though thinking back on it, they weren’t very good. I seem to recall leaving a lot of the ones I ate unfinished.

I haven’t seen them in years. Was the ad you saw recent-looking? Because if so, I’m surprised they’re still making them. They definitely seemed like more of a 2000’s-era kind of thing for me.
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#3 Posted: 22:28:17 19/11/2022
This thread made me look up Kid Cuisine and my goodness, what have they done to him?!

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Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9268
#4 Posted: 01:50:40 20/11/2022
Dear god, they turned him into a Happy Feet character! .O.
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LeewweewoowheeH Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#5 Posted: 23:16:51 20/11/2022
i dont think i ever had them but they gave me nightmares to think about.............poor children
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#6 Posted: 05:37:42 21/11/2022
Why did they give him anime eyes
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ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 4127
#7 Posted: 15:51:11 22/11/2022
it was gross but it had funny animal characters so i always wanted it

if im not mixing it up with other weird usa tv dinners there was one where youcould make a microwave brownie and it was nastyyy

edit: thank god other countries apparently dont have this
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 15:51:59 22/11/2022 by ThunderEgg
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#8 Posted: 19:15:37 22/11/2022
You microwave the pudding so it's warm
skylandersfan60 Gold Sparx Gems: 2738
#9 Posted: 23:45:24 22/11/2022 | Topic Creator
Thank you for your insights. This is a prime example of American culture I am glad to witness.
What kind of psychopath microwaves pudding.

Quote: Skyhunter
Wow, that’s a real throwback. Yeah, Kid Cuisine was exactly as you described it, TV dinners for kids. I used to eat them a lot when I was little, though thinking back on it, they weren’t very good. I seem to recall leaving a lot of the ones I ate unfinished.

I haven’t seen them in years. Was the ad you saw recent-looking? Because if so, I’m surprised they’re still making them. They definitely seemed like more of a 2000’s-era kind of thing for me.

It was a 2000's era one, the penguin basically lured them into a freezer and made them eat Kid Cuisine. Seeing the absolute abomination they've turned that penguin into now, I don't think they could remake it without the kids running away.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 4127
#10 Posted: 20:18:30 23/11/2022
kid cuisine and danimals should cross over
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#11 Posted: 02:48:41 25/11/2022
This is one of those things I saw a million times on TV but never ate.
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#12 Posted: 22:55:41 28/11/2022
you are so lucky
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#13 Posted: 09:28:48 29/11/2022 | Topic Creator
Unironically the popcorn chicken looks alright.
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