darkSpyro

Hi I am currently a joker goon and I've been in this industry for the past decade of my life. I have worked as a goon in the past with two-face, black mask, and scarecrow. I have been with joker for the past few months.

have u met batman face to face???

Do you know his brother Melvin?

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have u met batman face to face???

I have actually fought Batman and Robin on multiple occasions. One time when I was with the scarecrow goons we saw Batman he transformed into a horrific bat monstrosity. It was quite scary but thankfully that was a one off and now whenever I meet him he breaks my arm.

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Do you know his brother Melvin?

I actually knew a guy who worked with Melvin who is sadly no longer with us after he got shot in the face by black mask for suggesting a name change because it suggested he was black facing. Anyways he told me that Melvin was a pretty weird guy to work for. Like Melvin's lair was in his mom's basement for some reason and he's always ranting about ray guns and some loser superhero named the human ant

opinions on the socioeconomic climate of gotham compared to coast city? deciding which one is a better fit for my family

do you get paid well or do you get paid at all for this

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opinions on the socioeconomic climate of gotham compared to coast city? deciding which one is a better fit for my family

for my line of business gotham is probably one of the best cities for goons. It's pretty much the silicone valley for goons. Tons of employers with the penguin being notorious for good health benefits and pay. Plus I hear the penguin goons get to hang out in the penguin lounge.

My wife grew up in coast City before it blew up. I hear right now that it's been getting better with people moving back in but I wouldn't recommend it because the goon market there isn't that great. However I hear lex luthor is really good to work for. He's rich, smart, and was a former us president.

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do you get paid well or do you get paid at all for this

It really depends on who you work for. Right now joker pays quite a bit because he's a bigger named villain in the city. I think it's because he doesn't really care for money as much as the other villains so he gives good tips. Although I'm thinking about quitting because sometimes he kills people as a joke.

How does Joker compare to other Gotham villains you have worked for in the past?

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How does Joker compare to other Gotham villains you have worked for in the past?

joker so far is pretty crazy. every day is different but he also murders a bunch of employees as a joke. don't ever shake his hand. if he ever asks go to the restroom. but we get cool clown costumes and masks which can look cool.

two face is a great boss. he has a history with both politics and being a lawyer so he knows how to be a great leader. although sometimes he gets kinda weird and whenever you go to his office for messing up on the job he flips a coin and lets it decide if he shoots you.

black mask was a pretty easy job because he doesn't constantly go after the batman y'know? when I worked with him most of the time it was Batgirl who I fought. Personally speaking, getting beat up by her was the best part of the job.

scarecrow is the worst job a goon can get besides bane. while bane forces his goons to take steroids, scarecrow gives you a mask and a jar of fear gas. the masks are pretty cheap tho and don't really protect you from the fear gas most of the time.

do you see yourself retiring soon from the goon work or are you in it for the foreseeable future

are you more afraid of batman or other members of the league

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do you see yourself retiring soon from the goon work or are you in it for the foreseeable future

The problem with goon work is that it's really hard to find new jobs after commiting crimes or terrorism. Although I hear penguin has good retirement plans.

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are you more afraid of batman or other members of the league

You stop being scared of Batman after he breaks your arm every other month. But still the site of him makes you quiver if you're alone with him at night. I think Superman is probably the superhero I want to take on the most. My friend Jerry at metropolis said that he **** him with a machine gun and apparently all of the bullets bounced off. I think he's lying because there's no way a man can be that strong. I think all I need to do is square up and give supes the one two.

is this what you always wanted to do or did you have other things in mind beforehand

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is this what you always wanted to do or did you have other things in mind beforehand

I use to be a dentist

Which is your favorite Robin? (to get beat up by, get bantered at, however you interpret the question)

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Which is your favorite Robin? (to get beat up by, get bantered at, however you interpret the question)

I heard that the first robin was a pretty chill kid. like he would still beat you up but he would also make a bunch of jokes about his underwear. however the second robin was just an asshole. the kid was constantly beating up people and breaking their arms