*Epic Guitar into*
Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. When the movie Venom came out, most people had one reaction 'Eh?, who the hell is that?". So when they announced a Morbius movie?, everyone collectively had.... well the exact same reaction. Well who the hell is Morbius?. He's like some vampire guy but not-actually-a-vampire- guy, he looks like an extra in Suicide Squad. Oh yeah, speaking of Suicide Squad, Jared frickin' Leto is the lead in this role. They cast this guy AGAIN. Did they not learn from the first time?. Gee, hope you enjoyed all the used condoms in your mail Matt Smith. Seriously, how the hell did they convince DOCTOR WHO of all people to join this god awful movie.
*Skit where they ransom Matt Smith for his Seinfeld VHS collection*
This is inaccurate because theres no 5 minute skit about the morbius movie being dangerous and the critic has to review the movie to stop it