darkSpyro

ever have silly questions about stuff that happens in spyro 1? now's your chance to ask them!

-what happens if a crystal dragon statue shatters? will the dragon die? will it be released?
-how do the castles in deamweavers float in the sky?
-do the beast makers ever manage to clean the pollution from their swamp?
-how did the dragons get portal technology?
-what does the guy doing the interview look like?
-why do spyro's wings get big during the flights?
-what is behind the artisans door? (reignited only)
-why are the dragon eggs so small? and why are there less of them than in year of the dragon?
-the peacekeepers obviously did a poor job protecting the realm from gnasty. will they get fired?


-AND WHO ARE THE THIGH MASTERS?

- When all the dragons are frozen, how is the camera still moving afterwards?

SO TRUE SEE THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

-how do the dragons in the end cutscene know how to play basketball?
-the gnorcs are gnomes/orcs. do gnomes and orcs exist in the spyro universe?
-how did gnasty get the spell to crystalize the dragons? why did he even choose to crystalize them when he could have just nuked them?
-what are the eyes in the life chests? i always thought they were the little extra lives, but reignited made it look like there was some other sort of creature in there
-why do the dragons use portals when they could just fly?

ROUND ONE!!!

Quote: ThunderEgg

ever have silly questions about stuff that happens in spyro 1? now's your chance to ask them!

-what happens if a crystal dragon statue shatters? will the dragon die? will it be released?
-how do the castles in deamweavers float in the sky?
-do the beast makers ever manage to clean the pollution from their swamp?
-how did the dragons get portal technology?
-what does the guy doing the interview look like?
-why do spyro's wings get big during the flights?
-what is behind the artisans door? (reignited only)
-why are the dragon eggs so small? and why are there less of them than in year of the dragon?
-the peacekeepers obviously did a poor job protecting the realm from gnasty. will they get fired?


-AND WHO ARE THE THIGH MASTERS?

-I always thought the dragon would die, like, he's just shattered crystals now, he ded.
-They're Dreamweavers, it doesn't have to make sense! It's probably just magic or some ****.
-No, they're beasts, they like pollution.
-Is The Professor from an alternate dimension or something? I actually don't remember, it's been too long since I've done anything Spyro... Uh, maybe there's someone like The Professor in the Dragon Realms.
-Do you see his hand? I think he's a dragon, right?
-His wings get big???
-I played Reignited, why don't I remember this...?
-Because they're eggs for babies, duh-uhhhhh... And there's more because they needed to make the game harder, also duh-uhhhhhhhhhh...
-Probably not because the incompetent people never get fired.

Professional answers from Erika. *pride*

Wait, did you mention thighs?? Probably me.

oh yeah thigh masters comes from some sort of stuff in the code. i think it's placeholder text. i think it's mentioned in this article: https://tcrf.net/Spyro_the_Dragon_(PlayStation)

RHETORICAL QUESTION: did you know that the shortened version of "spyro the dragon" is std? (im sorry)

Quote: ThunderEgg

oh yeah thigh masters comes from some sort of stuff in the code. i think it's placeholder text. i think it's mentioned in this article: https://tcrf.net/Spyro_the_Dragon_(PlayStation)

RHETORICAL QUESTION: did you know that the shortened version of "spyro the dragon" is std? (im sorry)

Oh, I've never heard of that one before, I will check it out later.

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I never even paid attention to that, well...

I will be back to answer more stupid questions!!!

Quote: ThunderEgg

SO TRUE SEE THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

-how do the dragons in the end cutscene know how to play basketball?
-the gnorcs are gnomes/orcs. do gnomes and orcs exist in the spyro universe?
-how did gnasty get the spell to crystalize the dragons? why did he even choose to crystalize them when he could have just nuked them?
-what are the eyes in the life chests? i always thought they were the little extra lives, but reignited made it look like there was some other sort of creature in there
-why do the dragons use portals when they could just fly?

-All dragons are trained to play basketball.
-Yes, they do! Gnorcs are ACTUALLY named after both of the individual creatures because they resemble them BOTH!
-GNASTY COULD HAVE NUKED THEM??? I mean... Because magic, duh! He can just crystalize these *****es!
-There is definitely a creature in the life chests.
-They couldn't ACTUALLY fly to those other worlds, they're in entirely DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS!